Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy

Star-Lord Super-Awesome Adventure Log.

My quest for the Cosmic Seed,

a thingy with so much power that every bad guy in the universe wants it,

had led me and the Guardians of the Galaxy to Spartax,

which also happens to be my dad's home planet.

I thought it was a dead end until I learned my father, J'Son,

stole the Cosmic Seed from Asgard years ago.

I showed the evidence to Thor, but he didn't take it very well.

Turns out, the war was all a setup by Thor's brother, Loki,

who wanted to get his big bro out of the way

so he could rule Asgard himself.

Well, we tricked him and revealed the truth,

and also exposed J'Son as a traitor to his own people.

I hate to say it, but my father's, like, 99 percent a jerk,

'cause dear old Dad had one more trick up his sleeve.

You made a deal with Thanos?

I did what I must, Peter.

I required an ally to protect my people

from the treachery of Loki and Asgard.

Well, maybe they'd have been a little less treacherous

if you hadn't stolen the Cosmic Seed from them in the first place!

You are a fool, Son-of-J.

Even my brother, Loki, knows better than to trust the Mad Titan.

Uh, hi. Uh, yeah, I hate to break up the blame game,

but we got incoming!

Hmm, it appears the chaos has only just begun.

Well played, J'Son.

You know, Dad, I made some really dumb mistakes in my life,

but even I wouldn't trust Thanos.

This is how empires are made.

Hear me, Spartax.

The shadow of Thanos darkens your world.

Submit to my will or perish.

As a wise Earth man once said,

"Up your nose with a rubber hose."

Begone, Thanos,

or this day will see your ruin,

and this world shall become your tomb! Hazzah!

Come get some of this!

I am Groot!

Angela, Hogun, Heimdall,

let us show these invaders the true might of Asgard!

Destroyer Armor, clear the skies!

Not again.

As much as I'm enjoying this,

I will take my leave.

Face me, children of Asgard.

Angela, Heimdall,

let us show the Mad Titan

the might of Asgard.

Leave my world, Thanos!

You first.

No one blasts my baby sis.

The Guardians of the Galaxy.

Surely you did not think you saw the last of Thanos.

Teleporting me across the stars

only delayed the inevitable...

your doom.

It delayed only my vengeance.

Thanos will pay for the destruction of my family!

Not before he pays for the destruction of my life!

Pulverize that cosmic creep!

That's right. It's a face full of hot lava!

Feel the burn!

This is your end, Star-Lord.

Lord Thanos, no. You must spare him.

And why should I?

Because even though my dad is a thief and a traitor,

he still cares about his only son?

Because if you still want the Cosmic Seed,

my son is the only person who can find it.

You are so not getting a Father's Day present. Uh-oh.

Then let us find the Cosmic Seed together.

Wait. Aren't you going to destroy Asgard?

What about our deal?

The deal was for the Cosmic Seed.

Only once I have it will I destroy Asgard,

along with everything else.

Uh, question. By "everything else,"

do you mean you're gonna destroy the whole galaxy?

Why stop there?

Well, what are we waitin' for?

Let's fire up the Milano and go get Quill.

And have my revenge.

The son of Son-of-J is an honorable man.

I will accompany you,

as will Angela and the Destroyer Armor.

Heimdall, Hogun, Fandral, return to Asgard.

We must safeguard the realm from my brother's treachery.

You must take me with you.

I will save Peter, or die trying. Aah!

The only place you're going, Father, is a prison cell!

You allied yourself with Thanos.

Be thankful it is not I who will decide your fate.

The galaxy's a big place.

Thanos could be headed anywhere.

You want to find him, you need me.

Keep talking.

I communicate with Thanos

with a device that's coded to my DNA.

You can use it to track him,

but only if you take me with you.

Whoa!

I am Groot.

Better not try anything.

Or, by Gorath's bones, you will suffer

as few in the universe have.

Ugh!

I thought my son's ship looked bad,

but how can you stand the smell?

Get used to flying coach, J-Boy,

'cause you ain't the king no more.

Focus on your work, rodent.

And you ain't the boss of me neither.

Bad enough I got the faceless tin can of death

starin' over my shoulder.

Can you not fly this craft any faster, Gamora?

My vengeance will not wait.

If you wanna take down Thanos, better get in line.

Where is this line? I will fight my way to the front of it.

Okay, I wired the communicator

to the navigation system.

Once His Majesty activates it,

we'll have Thanos's location.

Do it. Believe it or not,

I want to find Peter as much as you do.

And... we have contact.

Where is the Cosmic Seed?

Tell me, Spartaxian.

Uh, first of all, I'm half-Spartaxian.

And second of all, you didn't say the magic word.

What is this magic word?

"Please."

Look, I don't know where the Seed is.

I can prove it if you give me my Boom Box.

Your Boom Box?

The Spartaxian CryptoCube, if you wanna be all literal about it.

Show me.

The Boom Box can detect traces of energy

the Cosmic Seed left behind when my father stole it.

But it turns out I followed his trail in reverse,

and it led me to Spartax.

So I don't know where it is.

I believe you, Star-Lord,

but that does not mean you are of no use to me.

You will remain my prisoner

while we find a way for you to locate the Cosmic Seed.

Now open the CryptoCube for me.

And let you power up with all that leftover Cosmic Seed energy inside?

Forget it.

I'll die before I open the Boom Box for you.

Then perhaps it's time I tried something else.

Peter?

Mom?

Oh, Peter,

you act like you haven't seen me in a week.

I haven't seen you in years.

At least, it seems like years.

I had the strangest dream.

I... I was a space pirate on a starship,

with a butt-kicking ninja lady,

a maniac, a talking raccoon, and a tree-thing guy.

Such an imagination.

You see too many movies, my little Star-Lord.

That's what everyone was calling me in the dream...

Star-Lord.

Morning, Ms. Quill. Breakfast.

Déjà vu. You guys look so familiar.

That's 'cause I've been looking after your ma since she got here, kid.

But the big guy's new.

I am Knute. Ha.

You know, Mom, I also dreamed I met my father.

Ugh, what was name? Was J-something...