The Office

David.

Oh, Michael.

Are we all set?

Isn't... our interview tomorrow?

Yes.

I just happened to be in the neighborhood,

thought I'd drop in, say hello.

Just happened to be in Midtown Manhattan?

Thought I'd catch a show.

Middle of a work day?

No.

You know what?

Since I'm here, let me ask you a few questions

about the job.

Okay.

Um, how many people are you interviewing?

We're only interviewing branch managers

and some lower level company people.

Ah, well. Good.

Out of curiosity, are you interviewing anyone

who's been here longer than I have,

or manages more people?

- I don't think so. - Great.

One more question.

When you merged those branches, who did you put in charge?

I believe we put you in charge.

Ah, great. No further questions.

- Okay, Michael. - Okay.

I'm really looking forward to our interview.

And I'm really looking forward to working with you.

I have got it made in the shade.

I know this company.

The other branch managers are total morons.

Hey, Pam, yeah.

I forgot what day the interview was,

and I drove to New York accidentally.

Be, like, three hours late.

See, I have 600.

Yeah, I don't have...

Hey.

Hey, Kev.

What's different about you?

You look worse.

Thank you.

He got a haircut.

That's sexy. Hot.

Oh.

Turn around.

- No. - C'mon.

No, thanks.

Do it!

Lull-up do!

What's up, Big Haircut?

You are no longer Big Tuna.

From henceforth, you shall be known as Big Haircut.

Andy, just...

- Big Haircut? - Nothing.

Sorry, can't hear you, Big Haircut.

- Yup. - What.

Karen suggested that I get a haircut

for the interview tomorrow.

So that I could look presentable.

And not, as she so lovingly puts it,

homeless.

Hey.

I think it looks great.

Thanks, Pam.

After I had my little outburst at the beach,

Jim was really nice about it.

He just basically said

that he missed my friendship too,

and I would always mean a lot to him.

And I understand where he's coming from.

For the record, I am not embarrassed at all.

It needed to be said, and I said it.

And it only took me three years

to summon the courage, so...

Thank you.

Yeah?

You wanted to see me?

Yes.

The time has come to name my own replacement.

So please hand this letter of congratulations

to Dwight K. Schrute.

But that's my name.

"Dwight, congratulations, a-wipe.

Don't screw the pooch."

Oh.

Thank you.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you, Michael.

Okay.

- Thank you so much. - Please.

Stop crying.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

Um, about the beach.

It's okay, we all say things without thinking.

Oh, no, it's not that.

I've actually been thinking that for a long time.

And I'm glad I said it.

I just, I'm sorry if it made you feel weird.

Oh.

Okay.

Pam is kind of a bitch.

Hey.

What if we leave tonight?

Grab a bite, get a hotel room.

Enjoy the city a little bit.

Uh...

I just have so much paperwork to do.

Wow, done.

Okay, let's do it.

So I was wondering if Karen and I could get off

a few hours early, 'cause we wanted

to spend the night in the city.

Why, so you can do it?

Whoops.

No, um...

Well, I was thinking that, uh,

actually, we could all leave tomorrow.

And do a convoy.

- You know? - Oh.

Convoys are really fun.

Pull up next to each other.

Give each other the finger.

Mm.

Moon each other.

Uh, we're gonna go tonight.

But we're gonna see you there tomorrow morning, right?

All right. All right.

Your loss. Wait.

Um, how would you moon us if you were driving?

Cruise control.

Oh.

So Jim, who do you think is hotter,

Pam or Karen?

Yeah, I'm not gonna talk about this now.

Pam is taller.

You sure?

Yes.

She has bigger breasts too.

Wow.

But I think Karen has a prettier face.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

What else?

Well, I mean, Pam's face is really pretty too.

It's a very tough call.

Mm.

Really tough call.

Yeah.

You know what, why don't you take

the rest of the day, figure it out,

and then come back and tell me what you got?

Will do.

All right.

Yes.

Hey, Pam.

I've been meaning to say something to you.

I really miss our friendship.

Ha ha, that's very funny.

I've never heard you talk that much.

I thought it was Kelly.

Are you kidding? I would never have done that.

It was patheticville.

No offense, Pam.

You know what?

Don't even worry about it.

Everyone was so drunk,

I bet no one even remembers what you said.

I remember.

I blogged the whole thing.

Check it out.

Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog.

Wanting to protect the world from being exposed

to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document

on his computer, and put an address at the top.

I've read some of it.

Even for the internet,

it's... pretty shocking.

There they are.

The accounting department.

I shall miss your humility

and your promptly-printed checks.

Do you think it's gonna be weird?

Working with Jan in New York?

No, not at all.

I haven't talked to Jan since we broke up.

And I think if she had something to say,

she would've called me.

Maybe you should talk to her...

No, no, no, no.

You know what?

It's a done deal.

I basically have the job already.

There's nothing she can do to stop it now.

I already sold my condo.