Ugly Betty

dr. Farkas.

Dr. Farkas.

Can you please stop?

dr. Farkas, can you stop that, please?

Sorry. It's getting in my nose.

Oh. (chuckles) I'm sorry.

I, uh, God, you look great.

Oh. Thanks. (chuckles)

What's--what's different about you? Oh, I don't know.

Small changes no bangs. New glasses. Mm-hmm.

Better to see me with.

Uh, are you still working at the magazine?

Yep. But I'm not an assistant anymore. I'm an editor.

Good for you. That's--that's great. Mm.

And in case you're wondering,

I... Am recently single.

Oh. I wasn't wondering,

But, um, I'm glad to know it.

Well, I'm glad you're glad.

Okay, uh, since it's out there, um,

What about dinner tonight?

I'm a professional.

I don't get grossed out by food caught in braces.

That's very generous of you,

But, um, I have a boyfriend.

Oh.

Well, I, uh, kind of wish you said that before. (chuckles)

I feel like an idiot.

No. Come on, d-don't. I--I'm flattered.

I hope so because I'm--I'm doing great,

Pulling in the high five figures--

Well, mid fives with a little creative accounting, but...

Can your new boyfriend compete with that?

He's pretty comfortable. So when are my braces coming off?

Maybe when you lose the rich guy. (laughs)

I'm kidding. I don't know. Soon-ish.

L--but is it--is it serious between you two?

Yeah, it's serious.

Um, "soon-ish"? What does that mean?

You know, betty, I can't-- I can't play this game anymore,

So I'm--I'm gonna need you to...

find a new orthodontist.

Or--or maybe your--your boyfriend can pry them off

With all of his money.

Oh, I forgot to tell you what happened in the copy room today.

The toner exploded all over marc.

I know. I was there, remember?

We're together all the time, every day.

It's great, isn't it?

Yeah.

Night.

Good night. Mm.

Hey! Look who stayed here last night.

Haven't seen you in ages.

Well, I thought it would be nice

For matt and I to do our own thing for a change.

These were just dropped off. Oh!

Ooh. Let's see who they're from.

miss you much.

Oh! They're from matt. he's been laying it on thick lately.

No, he hasn't. He's just been sweet, but... Miss you much. Miss you much. Miss you much.

Annoying. I didn't say that.

We've just been spending a lot of time together.

Watch out, because I have seen this before.

Couples start out all lovey-dovey,

Attached at the hip.

And then as time goes by, they get totally sick of each other.

Guys, matt and I are not sick of each other.

Miss you much. Miss you much. Miss you much.

Miss you mu--

I'm a little sick of that.

Yeah, well, see? It's the little things that'll get you.

One day matt is saying, "miss you much!"

And the next day, pop! Pop! Murder/suicide.

I have to go.

I love you.

so, hilda,

What's going on with your, um, you know?

You decided to have the baby.

You gotta tell papi and justin some time.

And what about bobby? He's the father.

I don't even know if he should know.

I'm just saying, all those rumors in high school

About his family being connected--

It's one thing to date a bad y.

It is another thing to raise a kid with one. That was a rumor 15 years ago.

Bobby is a sweet guy underneath all of that macho stuff.

Maybe you should just spend a little bit more time with him,

Get to know him.

It's done. Connor's agreed to give me account numbers,

And you'll have your money back.

This is fantastic. As soon as we buy hartley out,

I can guarantee you'll return to "mode" as co-editor-in-chief

With a 50% stake in the company.

Mm, not so fast. There's still one remaining issue.

I will not come back to run the magazine with you

As long as this woman is creative director.

Well, what can I do? Denise has a 4-year contract.

How is that possible?

This woman knows absolutely nothing about fashion.

Look what she's wearing-- straight out of last month's

"lucky" magazine, page 46. She actually thinks emporio armani

And giorgio armani are brothers.

Ha! Ha!

Well, maybe that's why she hasn't given an interview yet.

She's afraid if she opens her mouth,

She'll make a complete fool of herself.

If only we knew someone who had connections to the media.

Yeah, I know.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, right.

I missed you last night.

Mm. I know. I got the flowers and the card.

That was very sweet. Thank you.

Guess what?

I scored us two tickets to the rangers game tonight.

First thousand fans get a commemorative puck.

No, I can't. I have that late photo shoot downtown.

Oh.

But go anyway. Go without me. You can't miss puck night.

It won't be much fun without you. Come on.

Someone around here will want to go to a hockey game.

Okay, maybe not.

But go. Bring me back a puck.

Well, I guess I'll, uh...

miss you much.

Have fun.

ohh!

What are you doing? I'm documenting your change.

My what? Okay, you have been daniel's assistant for a week now,

And I can already see it happening right there.

I missed one waxing appointment. So what? So what?

I have taken your picture every single day this week.

Look.

I was trying something.

Oh, my god! (screams) oh, my god. Spooky.

You're trans-mexi-fying right before our eyes.

Thank you so much for the ride, bobby.

It's elizabeth taylor week on lifetime...

and I could not miss "butterfield 8."

She plays a prostitute who has to pay for her sins, so yeah.

Hi! hi.

Kid was screaming at me to run every red light.

I almost clipped a nun. Oh! (chuckles) thank you for dropping him off.

Yeah, no problem.

Hey.

What's up?

Um, I know that we haven't had, uh, a lot of chances

To talk lately, so I was wondering if maybe you wanted

To grab a cup of coffee or something. I knew it.

You knew what? Justin told me you and archie split.

It's 'cause of me, right?

Wrong. Come on. I mean, I definitely had something to do with it.

No, you definitely had nothing to do with it.

You know, the more you tell me that it didn't,

The more I know it did. Oh, my god. I'm not gonna argue with you about it, bobby.

Do you want to have coffee or not? Yeah, all right. Coffee sounds fun.

I'm always up for a little fun with you.

No fun. Just coffee.

Okay, okay.

Nobody's gonna have any fun. We'll just drink coffee.

We don't even have to talk. Good.

So is denise still in the concept meeting?

It should be breaking up-- oh, my god.

What's-- back!

What is wrong?

My one-night stand from the bahamas--troy.

He works at "mode"! Wow. That must be awkward.

Uh, how long do we have to stay like this?

Oh, sorry. (gasps)

J-- I didn't think he'd be back so soon.

His passport accidentall ended up in my bag--

Completely innocent, fully deniable mistake,

But now it's like he's some sort of stalker.

I knew that was him at my gym and my bank

And my backup gym and my-- know what? You're on your own.

It's time to start operation "get rid of denise."

Denise, hey, good news.

I got us an interview on "fashion buzz" tomorrow. Really? Tomorrow?

Kinda has to be.

Do you know how hard it is to get on "fashion buzz"? Aren't you guys on that, like, every day?

Well... (clearthroat) I know it seems that way.

Uh, well, I just wish I had more time to prepare.

Oh, come on. You're gonna do great.

Besides, suzuki is no diane sawyer.

Okay.

...Sort of distracting, so if we could just do a couple frames

Without it so we have some options--aah!

Guess who?

Matt?

Surprise!

Hey! What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? What happened to the rangers game,

Commemorative puck night? I figured, puck it. We already spent one night apart.

I couldn't stand being apart one more minute.

missed you much.

Okay.

Ohh.

Ugh. You make me puke.

"miss you much! Miss you much!"

how can you miss me much