LEGO Jurassic World: Legend of Isla Nublar

Welcome to Isla Nublar,

and welcome to Jurassic World.

Have you ever seen a more lovely sight, Claire?

I predict we will break Jurassic World's

all-time attendance record today!

We're ready, Mr. Masrani.

We've got extra staff at the dock,

extra ice in the snack stands

and extra toilet paper in the bathrooms.

Excellent.

I knew this special event

was going to be huge!

One thing...

I'm just worried this many guests

will put a real strain on the park's power systems?

Heh! Not to worry.

I personally modified our automated power plant

to handle the extra load.

Personally, sir?

Everything will be perfect

for our very special guest.

And there he is!

The man all those people came to see.

Uh, hello.

The legendary Ian Malcolm

has returned to Isla Nublar!

Ah, yes, it's me.

I've finally arrived.

Aha, hello there!

Ah, yes, it's me! Hello!

Sign here! Certainly.

Can I have a strand of your chest hair?

Ah, no.

Oh, and look who's here!

Ah, my official fan club.

Uh, nice to see the "Afic-Ian-ados."

Huh. That's odd.

No one to greet the distinguished

master of ceremonies...? Hey! Hello!

Over here!

There's my superstar!

Excuse me, Mr. Mitchell.

Dr. Malcolm! Welcome.

We're thrilled you're here to promote your biography.

I just read Life Has A Way:

Chaotic Reflections of a Rock Star Mathematician.

So inspiring!

Oh. And who might you be?

Assistant Manager of Park Operations Claire Dearing,

may I introduce Dr. Ian Malcolm?

Hello. Dr. Ian Malcolm.

He literally just said that.

Ah, yes, but he didn't properly emphasize

the "doctor" part, okay?

We should get you two to the amphitheater to set up.

Ooh, but as Einstein first posited,

time is relative, hm?

So perhaps we have a few moments first, Ms. Dearing?

But the presentation starts soon.

I really think that... That...

I can take Mr. Mitchell to the amphitheater

while you take our guest,

who is driving our most profitable day ever,

anywhere he wants to go. Right, Claire?

Sure.

I'm surprised you wanted to come back here at all, Dr. Malcolm,

given your last experience.

Oh, I am a bit nervous, returning to a situation

that could go horribly wrong again.

But I'm a mathematician, Claire,

and the probability exists

that this could be a much better experience.

Without question, it is off to an excellent start.

Oh, heh.

Did you have something in particular

you wanted to see? Mm-hm.

Uh, is it true one of your behaviorists

is actually tempting nature and trying to train dinosaurs?

Owen Grady, yes.

Uh, well, is he insane or foolhardy?

Uh, or both?

First stop, the raptor pens.

Delta, Blue, Charlie, good.

Echo...

Echo, pay attention!

Okay...

Find Red!

And...

round him up!

Good.

Now close the gate!

Great job, girls!

Best one yet!

They could do better. What?

Hudson, they nailed it.

Yeah, but Charlie should grab Red,

since she has the longest arms.

And I'd move Blue to the far corner so...

Uh-huh.

Don't you have somewhere

or, like, anywhere else to be?

I just wanna help.

As your assistant and best friend,

it's the least I can do.

For the last time, you are not my assistant.

But I'm your best friend?

Look, you really wanna help?

Here. Free pass to the Ian Malcolm lecture.

Let me know everything he says.

Thanks, Owen!

You're the best!

Okay, ladies, let's go again.

Charlie, this time you grab Red.

Hey Owen, I brought someone to meet you.

Owen Grady,

Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Uh, hi!

Ooh, ah, should the raptors really be out of their pen

and running around, uh, near us?

These girls? They're pretty harmless.

As long as you don't provoke them.

Delta!

Down! See?

They know I'm their alpha.

They follow my commands. For now.

But any human interaction with dinosaurs is a folly

that begins in hubris and could end

with someone getting eaten...

uh, oh, I don't know, let's say on a toilet.

Trust me, I've seen it.

It isn't like it was when you were here.

It's all good now.

Dinosaurs loose!

Code Red! Code very Red!

Oh, what were the odds?

Go for Claire. What is it, Dr. Wu?

The lock on the compsognathus hutch

short-circuited and...

Dr. Wu!

I'm starting to think that coming back here was a mistake.

We'd better get over there.

I'm sure the situation isn't dangerous,

but wouldn't you rather stay here?

Eh, I'd much rather be with you.

I-I'll bring the raptors.

We've been practicing herding.

This could be perfect for them.

Ah, no, no, no.

Ah, you want to bring loose dinosaurs to a location

where more dinosaurs are already loose?

Surely you can do the math on that one.

I'm telling you, they'll be useful.

But they won't be riding with me.

Meet us there.

So...

it turns out the video tape with the image

of the treasure map is impossible to get.

And we can't find the treasure without it.

You're not asking for more money

for your little dinosaur zoo, are you, Danny?

Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Actually, it's gonna be called Dino Village Amusement Park.

Maybe you should spend less time

coming up with not-so-clever names,

and more time finding the treasure, hm?

I do hope you have it the next time we talk.

I don't want to have to punish you for not finding it.

You know what that would mean...

Wait! SINJIN: Oof.

Seems your brisket

is gonna be boiled, chap.

Guess I better take me kippers

and get back to Old Blighty. Wait!

I don't wanna be punished!

You gotta help me!

You saw the entire map fragment on that video!

How do I remember something I saw for three seconds?

Um... Uh...

You are getting very sleepy...

Are you trying to hypnotize me?

Be serious, mate.

I've faced the Iron Tomb Guards of Wakka Ding-Hoy!

You can't believe I'll...

It worked?

It worked! Ha, ha!

Listen to me, Sinjin.

You will remember the map you saw on that videotape...

You will remember the location

of Captain No-Beard's gold doubloons...

I...

will...

remember...

Yes!

Stay back!

Don't hurt us!

Oh, hey...

uh, remember how you told me

things are different on the island

than it was when I was here?

Huh? Yeah.