Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

God damn it!

I can promise you there's gonna be a change

in the configuration of this crew.

- I hope that Lee just cans one of these f---ers.

- Are you a new crew or something?

The new boatswain.

EJ. - Nice to meet you.

- You're sleeping in the crew mess.

Well, of course.

They're just trying to f--- with me at this point.

You brought me to a nude beach?

Oh, my gosh. - You're an asshole.

You're a horrible date. Let's get f---ed up.

Partying and drinking

kind of ruined my relationship with my ex.

Now I've probably just embarrassed myself.

I've been working my ass off,

but Bri's getting the entire afternoon off.

It's not fair. - Bradley and Summer Smith.

Also a trained gourmet chef.

How's everything so far?

- My steak is way past medium.

- That's a problem. Risotto was underdone.

Oh, no.

This brake wasn't disengaged.

That's all the metal. - Oh, sh--.

What a f---ing idiot.

Can I get anybody

something to drink besides sparkling water?

Sparkling water sounds great.

Yay.

- Charter four, the most boring charter ever.

- All right, let's get out of here.

Lot of friction,

which isn't good for it.

- It's strange that it would even move, right?

- It's really straineous on it, but it'll do it.

- I should have checked it. But I thought

that he would have already done that.

Well, that's why it's so hot.

The gears are working up against the brake,

which isn't good for it.

- I got to double-check everything,

'cause these guys are just a bunch of numbdies.

- Jen, if you'll go flip laundry real quick

and then come right back up.

Okay.

I've been working harder than Bri.

I don't think that Kate's trying to wear me down

to the point of me quitting,

but I do know that it sucks to be me right now.

I'm killing it.

When we pull that anchor,

I don't care if it's him setting it up.

I want you to check it. - Okay.

- 'Cause he just pulled it up with the hand brake on.

Well, try to.

- Like, picture a brake on a bicycle.

You're running down a hill, and you're holding it down,

and you're pedaling at the same time.

- There's a reason why I'm here.

Captain Lee called me because things aren't being run right.

- Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it.

Whoa.

What the f--- now?

The overall feeling on board

is not where it should be.

He knows his stuff, and I know my stuff.

- I want you to check it even if it's him pulling it.

Yeah.

- At least I know you've done it every time.

- All right, Matt, what's on the schedule today?

- Lunch on board with, like, the lobster and--

- That sounds perfect. - Okay.

- I appreciate that. - No worries.

Last night, I think I may have blown the dinner.

- So the risotto's a little underdone.

- All right. - I need to put

my personal sh-- aside and focus on the meal.

That's the plan. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, sh--.

We got a little leakage in the laundry room, girls.

- Wait, are they both overflowing?

- They both. - Ugh!

Jen.

- - I have more patience with Jen

because I know, like, yachting is very new to her.

But I find myself feeling like I'm almost doing more work.

Yeah, I know.

Jen, Jen, Kate.

Go ahead.

- Yeah, can you come to the stew pantry, please?

How much soap did you put in the washers?

- Not much. Why?

- Because apparently both of them were foaming

out the top and the bottom.

So let's see which soap you used.

I have been busting my butt.

Just to...

- You could probably use a quarter of that.

But with Kate,

I don't think I can ever do anything right.

Let's just use less soap.

Oh, man!

- Okay, this is one of the most beautiful places

I've ever been.

Is that "Eclipse"?

- Yeah, and there's the "Maltese Falcon."

- Crazy, dude. All the big girls here today.

- We in Ballerville? - Yeah, mon.

- We're in high season in St. Barts.

- There's some big boys over there.

- Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Wahlberg.

Everybody who's anybody

is typically in St. Barts right now.

- You guys ready on the stern? - Yes, sir.

Standing by. - Drop now.

Two shots out.

- Okay, let's get some toys in the water for these guys.

- You ready? Gonna get in the water?

I love it.

Let's get the slide over.

It's down.

Ooh-ya-ka!

- All right, cheesy tourist down the slide.

There you go, right?

- Whoa. - That was actually hilarious.

All right, Fred, you got

- Hey. - Can I ask your advice?

- Yeah. - You've been in yachting

a lot longer than I have, obviously.

- Yeah. - Um, I'm in a weird spot,

like, sleeping in the crew mess, you know?

Yeah.

- How long do you think we'll have EJ with us for?

- He's gonna be with us as long as we need him

to be with us. I really feel bad for Chris.

I think he's actually handling his situation

pretty well, all things considered.

- I'm thinking about sleeping in the bilge.

- If I were you, I would just take the bilge,

be happy for the extra help on deck,

learn everything you can,

and go make that bilge your own.

That's good advice.

Sure.

Oh, sh--.

It's so bizarre. I know I had lobster.

I don't have lobster on the boat.

I've promised the guest fresh lobster.

That's not good.

Captain, Captain, Matt. - Go, Matt.

- Copy that. I could have Nick go on the "Intrepid."

- So they're going to get the lobsters fresh for lunch?

Yeah.

- Matt doesn't think ahead too much.

Awesome.

Should we dry the decks?

- Um... - Or the bow first?

He's doing that right now,

so me and you, why don't we concentrate?

We'll get that knocked out and then help them.

Roger.

Hey, Baker?

Let's hold this off till later,

'cause this isn't a guest area.

So let's just finish the main deck.

Okay, roger.

EJ was wanting to dry here, so I'll just...

What's that?

- Me and EJ were just like, "Well"--

I asked him which side we should dry first,

and he was like, "Let's do the bow," but...

- Yeah, we'll do guest areas instead.

Word.

- I don't think the guests are gonna be hanging out

with the anchors too much.

- I don't want to piss anyone off

or hurt anyone's feelings.

At the end of the day, they're both my boss,

so I just want to just do whatever I'm told, I guess.

- Deck crew, deck crew, Matt.

Do you know if Nick is back with the lobsters yet?

- Uh, no, he's not back yet, Matt.

F---.

Okay.

Come on.

Everybody's hungry.

- 12:45. - I'm starving.

Has your lobster come yet?

No, it hasn't come yet.

- The lobster would be fantastic.

- We are drifting into the "Maltese Falcon."

We're gonna f---ing hit 'em.

- Go the other way then. - Son of a bitch.

Brace yourself.

Deck crew, deck crew, Matt.

Do you know if Nick is back with the lobsters yet?