Jane the Virgin

Ah, friends, you remember our Jane.

Accidentally artificially inseminated.

Torn between Rafael, her baby's father,

and Michael, her fiancé.

And she chose Michael.

I always recommend couples write a letter to each other

before the wedding to read later when times get tougher.

Whoa. Oh, look at this.

It's like the best hiding spot ever.

And then, the worst thing happened.

And Michael died.

And nearly four years later,

Jane was finally open to love again,

with one difference.

Not really feeling as full of "meant to be" these days.

Maybe re-read Michael's letter.

And so, she ran to their old apartment,

and, yeah, it wasn't there.

But still, all was not lost on the love front.

See? Jane's parents were finally getting married,

despite a little hiccup. It's your dad's.

Oh, and speaking of baby mamas,

Rafael and Petra got back together,

but Petra pulled away, because she thought

there was still something between Rafael and Jane.

And here's a secret, friends: Jane did have feelings

for Rafael, but before I get there,

Rafael's sister Luisa had a powwow

with Petra's sister Anezka,

which didn't turn out great for Rafael.

Everything is mine.

And back to Jane's feelings.

She was on her way to tell Rafael when...

Jane. A couple from your old apartment

got in touch with the tenant from before them.

Something about a floorboard?

Which brought her back to her first love.

Jane.

Adam?

Oh, and one last thing, friends.

Remember Jane's adorable son?

Well, he's still adorable,

but now he looks like this:

What can I say?

In novellas, you must be prepared for change after all.

When Adam Eduardo Alvaro

was 25-years-old,

he found a love letter in a floorboard

that altered the course of his life.

It wasn't even written to him.

It was written to someone named Jane.

But, oh, how it spoke to him,

in terms of what love should feel like.

And so he finally broke up with Heather,

even though he tattooed her name on his arm.

And he kept the letter in his wallet

because, well, you know Adam.

He did those kinds of things.

But imagine his surprise when he found out that Jane

was his Jane.

Wait, what was her last name?

Villanueva. Jane Villanueva.

Yes, friends, that Jane,

as in the girl he'd almost married when he was 19.

So, can you blame him for thinking that was a sign?

And, you know, our Adam loved signs.

Friends, hello. I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened.

I'm introducing Adam.

Sh. Not yet.

Ah, let's begin again, shall we?

When Jane saw Adam again after eight years,

he had brought Michael's letter.

Plus, cranes were flying.

So, can you blame Jane for believing this was meant to be?

Or Adam?

This is about Jane.

There were fewer cranes.

I don't care.

I can't believe you lived in that apartment.

And that the tenants called you.

I thought they thought I was crazy.

Oh, yeah, they definitely thought that you were crazy.

So, I guess we found our way back after all.

Friends, I'm so sorry again.

This is confusing.

The problem is, I didn't start from the beginning

because I was thrown.

All right, last time.

As you know, Jane Gloriana Villanueva,

grew up dreaming about telenovela love.

But she didn't think it could happen to her

until she was 19-years-old.

His name is Adam and he's kind of artistic.

And once our Jane fell...

well, she fell fast.

So...

Very fast.

Adam just got into NYU's Studio Art program.

It's so prestigious.

He didn't think he was gonna get in, but I knew he would

'cause he's so talented.

Keep going, babe. Sorry, babe. Right.

Anyway, uh, he asked me to go with him,

and I started going on about how it's not practical,

and I couldn't afford it, and I wasn't gonna

live with somebody that I wasn't married to,

and that's when I saw he was down on one knee.

We're engaged!

No, what the hell are you talking about?

Mom, Abuela, wait. No, you are way too young.

I am over 18.

Then why are you acting

so stupid? Okay, hold up.

You can't talk to my fiancée that way.

And you don't talk to me like that. you little hoodlum,

now take your guitar and get--

Abuela, enough.

I'm getting married next week and you are going to be there

because you are family and family shows up.

And for the record, they did show up.

Unfortunately...

And I just think that everyone's right.

We're not ready.

And I know you don't want to live together...

...moving to a new city.

...too hard.

...um, clean break, just...

But...

I love you.

I love you, too, so much.

I don't know. Who knows?

Maybe we'll make our way back to each other.

And friends, Jane knew

it couldn't end this way.

Remember, this was true love.

Telenovela love. Babe.

You got to let go of the bike.

And yet, it did end that way.

Until, of course, now.

I'd love to catch up,

but you probably have somewhere to be

in that giant purple dress.

It's lavender.

Oh.

Sorry. And the wedding's over.

Let's catch up.

So, who got married?

My mom to my dad.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.

You found your pops? Mm-hmm.

Which brings us to her pops,

who had, indeed, married her mom...

What?

Darci just announced the pregnancy.

...after discovering he was going to be a pops again.

She's making it seem like I turned my back on my child.

No!

Do not escalate the situation.

You have an ironclad custody contract.

Isn't that what your lawyer said?

Yes, he did.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

You will be at the next sonogram

because you have legal rights.

Now, let's turn off our phones because we just got married

and tonight's about us.

I love you, Mrs. de la Vega.

I love you, too, Mr. de la Vega.

I think Jane's with Adam!

Babe Adam?

Si. "Babe Adam."

Who is Babe Adam?

A comic book artist.

Hmm.

Or graphic novels if I'm trying to impress you,

which-which I am, so let's go with that.

I'm impressed.

You're actually making a living as an artist.

"Making a living" in a loose definition.

So, are you a teacher,

per the whole ten-year life plan?

Nope. I actually decided that I wanted to be...

A crazy person, both of you.

You can't spy on them.

Keep your voice down.

The babysitter said Mateo just got to sleep.

Seriously. I mean, how bad could this guy be?

He's a hoodlum! A total--

"Heathen."

Covering an ex's name.

You must've had a lot of exes.

No.

No, these, um, they mark

mostly important moments in my life, you know?

Are you still into astrology? Oh, yeah.

Seriously? A bad boy into astrology?

It has to do with his sister who died of cancer. Dick.

So, how's the family? Abuela?

Great. So supportive.

If Jane gets involved with that idiot again,