Kuch Khatti Kuch Meethi (कुछ खट्टी कुछ मीठी)

"The righteous belongs to God "Victory to the Lord!"

"Blessed is the one who says "Truth is God"

Bittersweet

All grown up, and you still can't tie your tie!

I get confused over the knots. You're here for the tying-up

Is the sonography report in? - Yes

What's it? - Twins

Twins?

Raj, this is Ranjit. Friend from my college days

Couldn't attend your wedding. But when I got to know...

that Archana is pregnant, I thought I'd come personally, to ongratulate

Ranjit, you must be tired. Let me show you to your room

Raj, why put him up at home? - Why, he's Archana's friend

So what? He can stay at a hotel. This is beyond me! Rest is up to you

Ranjit, you haven't changed a bit!

I've found out. In college, Ranjit and Archana were quite close

They were much-talked-about. Ranjit is a ladies'man

Laughing, joking with another man... how can you like this?

Ask her! What's it between her and Ranjit?

Raj, your sister is instigating you! Here you are, divorced!

You can't bear to see a happy family! - Don't talk rot! Why don't you admit?

You and Ranjit are having an affair!

Raj! You slapped me? - I want this question answered!

What's it between you and that Ranjit? - I'm not going to answer...

such a dirty question. - Give me the answer, Archana!

Raj, I'm leaving

Raj, I'm leaving for good!

The accident killed one of the babies. Archana gave me this other baby

She will have nothing to do with this baby, nor with us from now on

I tried my best to reason with her. But she refused to listen

When she asks who her mother is, then? - Tell her, she died in the accident

Raj! What are you doing? Have you gone mad?

I'd rather kill myself than suffer every moment like this

I have this only daughter. Today's her birthday

And all day, she has been gone! - Daughter might not care for father

But I do. Your step-sister cares. - Don't talk like that, sister

You've always loved me more than a sibling ever would. Else...

Don't you ever talk of dying! It breaks my heart!

Raj, today's the first of the month. We have to draw cash from the bank

Teddy, get your uncle's signature on the cheque. Then take him to his room

How long will this go on? Better get over it. Why did you stop Raj...

from killing himself? -Silly! If he managed to kill himself...

Sweety would've inherited everything. - What difference would it make?

Sweety will inherit it in any case. Not you. Raj won't ever will it to you

22 years ago, had you listened to me, this would never have come to be

If you don't want to kill one of them, let Archana have both of them

No. If Archana gets both of them, someday Raj might want...

to seek his children out. Then he'll go seeking Archana

And the children will unite their parents

To keep the two of them separated, it's a must for Archana to have one

And let Raj have the other one. - Today, that other one...

is a thorn in your side. - If I can make daughter hate father...

I can take care of her till the end. - Meaning what?

Daughters are meant to be wedded away. Someday, she has to leave home

Fell from the horse?

Sweety was an amateur rider. But a professional jockey...

at the race course... - I told you!

Someday, this girl is going to disgrace you

The way you fell! No one suspected! I thought the horse threw you off

The horse that will throw me off is yet to be born!

No one ever made so much money out of losing a race

Sometimes in gambling, you lose to make money. Like you. Today

A fraud like you should be in England. A friend of mine is a bookie there

Chawla also owns racehorses. You could make him rich

And you'll make millions too. - I'll think about it. Bye

Sweety! You fell from a horse? You aren't hurt, are you?

You regret seeing me on my feet? Would it make you happy...

if four pallbearers were carrying me? - What are you saying?!

And what's this I hear about a jockey? - You heard right

I was riding the winning horse. Thousands were cheering me

I fell on purpose. The winning punters lost their money

And I, the one who always lost in life ... today I have lost to win

Why do you have to do all this? You have everything

This mansion, all the money. - I spit on your wealth!

Why do you hate me so much? What have I done?

And what haven't I done for you? Tried to give you the best upbringing

Mis-statement. I was brought up in hostels. You only paid for it

The way one pays a servant. You never cared

And how could you? You never came out of your inebriated state

Maybe, I've been careless... - Not careless. Call it your crime

You killed my mother. - No!

Her death was caused by an accident. - And who was responsible for it?

You! Aunt told me everything

You slapped my mother. That's why she left.

She was disturbed. That's how the accident happened

You aren't only a failed father. You're even my mother's murderer!

I hate you!

She's taken after her mother. How insolent!

I can't take her hatred anymore

Sometimes, I feel like telling her the truth

Tell her what? That her mother was a wanton woman?

That she had an affair with another man?

22 years ago, your twin sister died just after she was born

She won't come back, I know. But I am a mother

Sometimes I imagine, if a miracle happens, if she comes back...

then I'll be able to give her all her birthday gifts

lt'd make her happy, wouldn't it?

Mama, that's Ranjit Uncle

Where's my gift?

That's her father's trait

What's it? - Just thinking of Papa

I'll make tea for you

Tina is grown up now. She's matured too

Why don't you tell that Raj isn't dead, he's alive?

Why should I? Has Raj ever tried to look for his only daughter?

I still can't forget the day...

I couldn't save your other child

Does Raj know? - Yes, Raj knows everything

He told me to tell you that from now on...

he's severing all relations with you and the baby

Go where you wish with your baby. Don't try to meet Raj ever again

That day, Raj severed all relations. - Whatever you say Archana...

I still want you and Raj to be reunited. Tina will have her Papa

And I have been wrongly accused. I should be exonerated

No Ranjit, the fault isn't yours. It was Raj who was at fault

He couldn't make out his sister, for the witch that she is

I'll talk to Raj right away. - Why talk to him?

At home, you rule the roost. - You don't understand, doctor

Devyani, I have some work with you. - This old man finds every odd time!

Mind your manners! Devyani has employed you these past 20 years

I'm the oldest servant in this household. And I'm honest!

Shut up, old man! You've lost your ears, you've lost your eyes

You're past your expiry date! How come you're alive?

Daddy has sent me a telegram. - You even have a Daddy?

Haven't you one? Did the courier service deliver you?

Daddy is very angry. Next week is Grandpa's birthday

You even have a grandfather? - Was everyone in your family...

delivered by courier service? You've no idea about forefathers!

Shut up old man! - Doctor, don't argue with him

I'll be back after I see Raj

Raj, listen to some good news

Been years since happiness was bid a farewell. What's left?

A wedding is a matter of joy!

I don't understand. - I've finalised Sweety's wedding

It's going to be next week

Who's the boy? - He's a fine boy

Has Sweety met him? - I've invited them for lunch

Sweety will meet him. You'll meet him too

What's up, Aunt? How come you're suddenly sounding so affectionate?

I've been looking all over for you. - Given your way...

I wouldn't be in this house at all. - I'm not going to mind a word today!

I'm so glad today! I've finalised your wedding.

Who are you to do that?

Sweety, had your mother been alive, wouldn't she worry for your wedding?

I may not be your mother. But I am in her place

Raj just drinks all day. He has no sense of responsibility

But I have to meet my responsibility. And in life, one needs peace

What a woman without a husband goes through in life, ask me

I've always got you wrong

When are they coming?

You talk so sweetly, one's appetite for sweets is sated!

Have some, please. - No thanks. Where's your daughter?

I'll show her in. - Sister...

Get this clear. One month after the wedding...

a cylinder of cooking gas explodes in your house. Sweety dies. Get it?

A week after the first time I married, the gas cylinder exploded!

Sweety, are you ready? They are here, waiting for you

You look so lovely! - I'm the same I ever was

Difference is, for the first time you're sober

At least, don't talk like this today. You don't know how happy I am today

Is that why you aren't drunk today? You would've scared the guests away

And I would've stayed a burden on you

However much you are angry with me, you will always have my blessings

Be happy, always

Parents who give their children nothing, only bless them...

to get over their responsibility. As you are doing

I don't think you have any more to contribute to this occasion

"My lips..."

"day and night..."

"chant your name"

"I am madly in love with you..."

"O'my dark lover"

"I'm going to make my mother-in-law massage my feet"

"I'm going to make my husband cook for me"

"After the wedding, you're going to lose your mind"

"Only three things you'll remember are oil, salt and fuel for cooking"

"The day I enter your house..."

"imagine, what I'm going to do to you?"

"I'll dance with you, and I'll make you dance"

"I'm the new bride of the new millennium"

"I'm not going to be my husband's slave"

"Not these heartless, cruel, sadistic men"

"I'll make them bow before me"

"I'll dance, and I'll make you dance"

"I'm not taking foul language from my father-in-law"

"I'm going to push him in the well"

"I'm not taking tantrums, mother-in-law I'll show you!"

"I'll bring a stick in dowry"

"I'll dance, and I'll make you dance"

"The day I enter your house..."

"imagine, what I'm going to do to you?"

"I'll dance with you, and I'll make you dance"

You thought that was funny? - Let's show you what fun is!

Come on doctor!

Sweety has left home? But why? I don't understand why!

Sweety must've gone the same way your wife walked out on you

Some scoundrel might seduce Sweety for your money. That worries me

Your money will fall in the wrong hands

God forbid, what if something happens to you? I've called the lawyer

Take his advice and draw up a will. - Why write a will?