Parenthood

Do you wanna why I said no? I want a closed adoption.

I think you have a crush on Dr. Joe,

and I think Dr. Joe has a crush on you.

This guy is a son a bitch.

He was the love of my life

but he's sick now, and I know that now!

I have relationships with bands.

If I started my own studio,

they would all follow me over.

Do you have that in writing?

I have it in fist bumps.

I think I might wanna do this with you.

- To the Luneonette. - I'm worried.

All I'm asking you is to not screw up.

How did this whole thing start?

Max told Jabbar that they had

to eat lunch together every day.

I thought that they wanted to eat together.

Not all the time.

So I don't get lunch?

No, honey, you get lunch.

You just--you have to eat in a classroom.

That's all.

I'll be alone?

Yeah, but it's just one week during lunch.

One week lunch detention, then it's over.

Yeah, and they also want you to write

a letter of apology to Jabbar.

Just a quick letter.

What's Jabbar's punishment?

I--I think he might have a different punishment than you.

So he doesn't get detention?

- No. - No, I--

Does he have to write me a letter?

No, honey, he doesn't have to write you a letter.

He hit me first.

Max, I know it doesn't make sense,

but the reason that they're doing this

is because you're in the fifth grade.

He's in the second grade,

and they want you, as the older kid,

to set a good example.

You're older, and that's the reason.

It's not fair! This isn't fair!

He hit me first, and then I get lunch detention?

What genius thought that up?

You're right to be angry, okay?

Sometimes in life things happen,

and you just-- this is one of those things

where you just gotta suck it up and do it.

- Suck what up? - Ah, it's just an expression.

Don't use expressions.

You know I hate expressions.

Okay, just--it means it's something you have to do

whether you like it or not.

- You just have to do it. - It's just a week.

Honey, we're sorry. We're so sorry.

Max.

Buddy, hey.

It's okay.

Now, look, I know a lot of guys

would have valeted on a first date.

But I'm not gonna pass up a spot like that.

And I just saved six bucks. Pretty good, huh?

And when all the other idiots are waiting for their car,

we're just gonna zip out, fast getaway.

You are so financially responsible and smart.

Thank you. Well, I try.

I think that's a good quality of mine actually.

I think it's a great quality.

- Hey. - Hey.

What are you, uh--

oh, wow. Okay.

You remember doctor--

Yeah, Dr. Prestidge.

- What a coincidence. - Hi, I'm Tuf.

- Tuf? - Yeah.

Tuf, hi. Jasmine.

- Hey. - Tuf.

Nice to meet you.

You guys gonna eat?

That's the plan, yeah.

This you?

Yeah.

Oh, man, that's, uh--

that's nice. - Thanks.

See you later.

Yeah.

Yeah.

- Thanks. - Voila.

Yeah.

He doesn't say, "I knew it was you."

He says, "I know it was you, Fredo."

Well, then he should have said,

"and you are breaking my heart."

Oh, my God, I can't believe you're getting it wrong.

He says, "I know it was you, Fredo.

You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

And holds-- he goes like this--

Hello, you two.

Hey.

Hey.

Who is that?

Just give me a second.

Hi. Hey.

What's going on?

Just--nothing. I'm hanging out in town.

Back in town, huh?

Wanted to hang, you know, like the old days.

Get the music out and play guitars

and just, you know, hang out and sing.

You got a guitar in there?

- You're drunk. - No, I'm not.

Hey, Captain Morgan,

why don't you just give us a little minute here, huh?

Come here. Come over here and talk to me.

- I had a drink. - I can't believe you're drunk.

I had one drink.

What happened, Seth? What happened?

- I quit the band. - Why?

Well, they fired me, but then I quit.

Seth, you gotta go.

Oh, man, why, 'cause I'm interrupting

your time with your boy toy.

Hey, Captain, I told you to give us some privacy.

Don't talk to him. Listen to me.

Listen, why don't I call you a cab, okay,

and you can just go?

I got nowhere to go, all right?

I'm staying at this hotel.

I got--I couldn't get my credit card into the thing, so...

- Do you need money? - I got money in the bank.

Okay, well, what was your plan?

What are you gonna do?

Sarah, what the hell is going on?

- Oh, God. - Papa bear.

- Dad, I got it. - The hell you do.

- Dad, it's okay. - No, it's not okay.

- Papa bear. - No, it's, uh--

Hey, why don't you mind your own business, old man?

Hey, hey, hey, no!

Get the hell outta here!

You want Drew to see you now, you drunken--

Dad, please!

Get your ass outta here now!

- Go on! - Drew's gonna hear.

- I'm talking to you. - You guys, no, no.

Stop.

Get off my property.

Come on. Okay, I'm leaving.

Yeah, let me see.

Dad, he's drunk. He needs a cab.

I can walk.

Son of a bitch.

- Sorry. - That's okay.

That's Seth?

That's your ex-husband I'm assuming.

Really sorry.

No, no, no, it's fine.

You don't think I look like Captain Morgan, do you?

The rum pirate guy?

He has curly things and a longer--

come here.

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Hey.

Hi.

Okay, what's going on?

Uh, nothing. I'm fine.

- When did this start? - What?

How long has it been happening?

Um, I've just had a cramp for the last couple of hours.

Couple hours straight?

Like every ten minutes.

How long does it last?

- For, like, two minutes. - Mm-hmm.

I think it's just gas.

- Okay. - T.M.I.

- That's okay. - I'll get out of your hair.

Don't worry about it.

Okay.

Okay, we're going to the hospital.

I can't-- I can't go to the hospital.

I'm not going to the hospital.

I'll get fired.

You can't get fired for this.

And you are definitely going to the hospital.

Hello?

Yeah?

Hey, Amber, it's Aunt Kristina.

Hi, honey.

- Hi. - I just wanted to see

if I could talk to you for one second.

- Hang on, let me-- - Oh, hey.