Scream Queens

Previously on Scream Queens.... Does this killer wear

A mask with horns and leave a trail of green slime?

You know who the killer is.

I also know that there's a connection

To the Halloween murders that happened 30 years ago.

1986.

The entire hospital staff

Was murdered

On Halloween night.

Are you guys boning?

I want you back.

Back off Chanel.

I'm the recipient of the world's

First complete hand transplant.

Dr. Brock Holt

Has the hand of one of the world's

Most notorious serial killers.

Now you know my secret.

I love you so much, Chanel #5.

Ladies... We have another serial killer on our hands.

And the killer is... Number five!

What? Me? Yes. You.

I think poor, warty Tyler here

Probably saw you naked and gagged, and you were so enraged,

You decided to he had to die.

What are you talking about? I didn't kill him,

I was with you the whole time!

So? You were with us a whole lot at Kappa house

When folks were getting killed left and right.

And I'm still convinced you were responsible

For at least some of those murders. You guys.

There's a serial killer on the loose, and Hester said

She had information about who it might be.

I think we should give in to her outrageous demands

For discontinued designer cosmetics

And get her moved to this hospital.

You idiot! She'll try to kill us!

Number five is right. Neckbrace is dangerous.

First, we need to do a little detective work on our own,

And then we'll go to Hester.

all right.

Let's get this body down to the meat locker.

Last time we tried to hide a lot of bodies in the meat locker,

Like, every single one of them got stolen.

What is going on in here?

Chanel #5: Shouldn't we call the police? Girls!

This place is called the C.U.R.E. Institute.

Do you know what the opposite of cure is? Death!

Now, if word gets out that we have two dead patients,

At a hospital where the Chanels just happen to be working,

That has the distinctive odor of another serial killer

On the loose, and we cannot have that.

Because all my hard work will be for naught,

They'll come in here and close this place down,

And I'll die! Wait, what?

I-I just meant that

I've poured so much into this place

That if they ever closed it, I would just die.

Now, come on.

We have to get Tyler into the swamp.

Come on!

Chanel #5: Wait, what? We can't just throw him in the swamp,

That's, like, destruction of evidence!

We are not destroying anything.

Swamps preserve things.

She's right. Every week, we hear another story about somebody

Discovering a perfectly preserved caveman in a swamp.

You're thinking of a bog.

Okay, fine. I'm glad you took a class in comparative wetlands.

Maybe you could put in the same effort

Into figuring out who the killer is!

It could be any of you.

That's why we have to dispose of this body.

It will buy us time so I can solve this internally.

I would just like to say my good-byes.

Oh, dear god.

Tyler...

I loved you.

Warts and all!

Oh, my god. Did you just make his corpse barf?

On three. One,

Two...

Three!

All right. Let's get back inside

Before anybody sees us.

And not a word about this to anyone

Ever.

I love you, Tyler!

Gross.

Okay, we get it, number five.

Another one of your boyfriends was murdered.

Get over it.

Hot dog!

Anyone around?

Think my jumping Frenchman of Maine disorder

Is cured.

Hello?

Oh! Hi there.

This some kind of test?

Fantastic. I honestly don't feel

Any anxiety at all.

I mean, you look very scary, I'm gonna give you that.

But no,

All I feel is just happy to be alive

And ready to take on the world.

Oh!

Wow! This is incredible.

I'm transformed...

God! That hurts! Oh!

No, no, no... Please, please, please...

Oh, god!

Hello, Chanels.

Dean Munsch.

Hester,

We come to you today not as adversaries,

Whom you had committed to an insane asylum

After framing us for a series of murders that you orchestrated,

But as fellow Chanels.

What's with the old exercise video?

Sweatin' to the oldies 2.

When you leave, they'll turn the volume way up.

The warden does enjoy her petty torments.

Someone is targeting the patients

At the C.U.R.E. Institute.

Two have been murdered, and a third... Is missing.

He's dead, isn't he?

Of course he's dead.

You know who the killer is, don't you?

I know who it is because it's obvious.

The clues are right there in front of you,

But I'm not gonna answer any more of your questions

Until you give me what I want.

A transfer to your hospital, and a room with a view.

You see,

That transfer's never gonna happen.

You're never gonna leave this asylum.

But I did acquiesce to one of your requests.

There it is.

A room with a view, 1985. VHS version.

Enjoy it.

Don't toy with me, sluts.

The longer you stall, the more outrageous

My demands will become.

Now, I insist. You finalize the purchase in my name

Of a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas, where I will enjoy

Six all-expense paid weekends a year, no blackout dates!

You're insane!

The clock is ticking, Munsch!

The killings will only get worse

Until I get what I want.

Body count is about to go through the roof.

And from what I hear,

This "green meanie" will make the red devil look like...

A girl scout.

Please, Hester. He's murdered number five's hideous boyfriend.

Please tell us who it is.

All good things come to those who wait.

Oh, Hester, please! Hester, help us.

Somebody was killed at the hospital yesterday,

And you're gonna tell us who the killer is!

the clues are right in front of you, Chanel!

Oh...

Your skin is looking a little dry.

Maybe you should try some

Esrun cream.

"esrun cream..."

Oh, what is it? It's a text.

From Chad Radwell.

See, he's saying, "I know who the killer is."

Which means, we didn't have to come here in the first place.

I hope you rot in here forever.

Girls! Ride is leaving.

Door!

Pretty damning evidence, is it not?

I-I don't understand...

All this is, is a file of the man

Who was Dr. Brock's hand transplant.

There's a serial killer somewhere in this hospital.

He probably had something to do with that dude

That looks like the fruit of the looms grapes,

And my good buddy Randal disappearing from said hospital

Without being discharged or cured.

Dr. Hairline over here

Has the hand of a deranged serial killer.

We know from every horror movie ever

About people getting the hand

Of a serial killer put on their body--

That hand eventually takes over

And starts murdering folks.

There is zero scientific evidence

Of any transplant recipient exhibiting behavior

Related to the donor.

Wait, wasn't your hand doing all that crazy stuff

At the movie theater? Yes, it was my hand,

But occasionally, it spasms and sort of

Gives the appearance of, uh, a life of its own.

But I swear to God, I would never

Kill anyone with it.

Chanel.

You have no choice but to reject this man