The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Previously on "The Secret Life Of The American Teenager"...

- What's going on? - It's good news.

I started my period. I'm not pregnant.

Oh, thank God. Really? Really.

So you're off the hook.

Are you sure you want to get back with Ben

even after he and Adrian were together?

I still love him no matter what he did.

- I got my license. - Congratulations.

I really want to show you my car.

Do you really love me? Yeah.

Diyou want to have a baby with me? No.

So let's just forget that this ever happened.

He and Adrian did something they shouldn't have,

and she thought she was pregnant.

How is it she thought she was and then she's not?

We're moving. Is there any possibili you could stay with a friend

you're senior year of high school?

Sure, I have plenty of friends.

How are things with that guy?

You know his name. Grant.

I swear to you, Amy Juergens, I will never do anything again to hurt you.

I'm on the pill. Are you having sex?

You're okay if she's on the pill?

Obviously it's okay with her if you're on the pill.

If you need some help or want to talk,

I'm there for you, Adrian.

You have reached

the Women's Free Clinic.

If you'd like to make an appointment,

please call back during business hours.

Hey, Ricky. Hey, I just wanted to thank you again

for last night, for making me go talk to Amy.

You have no idea how happy I am being back together with her,

so thanks again.

Here's the research.

What research?

On early pregnancy tests.

I don't need it. Adrian's not pregnant.

I went over there and talked to her.

That would be good enough for me.

It's not good enough for me. Ben, did you or did you not see the stick,

the results of the test.

I saw the results, and they were wrong.

Those tests are very accurate. They're not wrong.

What, do you want it to be right?

You want Adrian to be having my baby?

I want you to not be duped into thinking

she's not having your baby if she is,

and if she is, the sooner you find out, the better

because the earlier the better when it comes to making a decision

about terminating pregnancy

or even when it comes to taking care of a pregnancy.

You need to know.

I do know.

You're only going by what she told you.

Well, what else can I go by?

The test.

And what, do you want me to ask her

to take a second test?

Good idea.

I can't do that?

I'm not going to do that.

As far as I'm concerned, this chapter in my life is closed,

and I'm opening a new chapter with Amy.

I saw her last night.

We're back together,

and tonight we're celebrating.

Then I really hope Adrian is not pregnant.

She's not. Come on, let's go.

This is the first day of the rest of my life with Amy Juergens,

and we're going to be a family,

the family we should've been all along.

Unless he has another family.

Hey, coffee?

Oh, thanks. I guess I've got time.

Got another long day today

so I won't be home until late.

What are you going to do for dinner?

I don't know, pick something up.

Uh, do you know when Mom's coming home?

End of the week.

You need something? Anything I can do?

No, I was just wondering.

If you're wondering because neither of us

every goes to the grocery store,

let me give you some money in case you want to pick up some real food.

I might want something other than pizza for breakfast tomorrow.

What's wrong with pizza for breakfast?

I think it's better the next day.

Hmm, well... enjoy.

Have a good day.

Bye.

Mmm.

Oh, no.

One new message.

Hey, Ricky.

Just wanted to thank you again for last night,

for making me go talk to Amy.

You have no idea how happy I am being back together with her,

so thanks again. Here's the research.

What research?

On early pregnancy tests.

I don't need it. Adrian's not pregnant.

I went over there and talked to her.

♪ Falling in love ♪

♪ Is such an easy thing to do ♪

♪ Birds can do it We can do it ♪

♪ Let's stop talking Let's get to it ♪

♪ Let's fall in love ♪

Mom says we're going to be late.

I'm not speaking to you.

You just did, but I'm not speaking to you either.

That's why I said, "Mom said we're going to be late"

as opposed to just, "We're going to be late."

Why did you have to tell them I'm on birth control pills?

You know, it just sounded as if you spoke to me

although you just said you're not speaking to me.

Now they're going to suspect that I'm having sex with Ben.

So what?

If you're going to have sex,

why don't you just tell the truth for once

and say, "Mom, Dad, I'm having sex with Ben."

Because I'm not.

Then what do you want the pills for?

In case I change my mind.

What do you want the pills for?

Same reason. Now let's just go back to not talking.

Mom said we're going to be late.

Hey, did you make up with your sister like I asked?

We're talking. Good.

What's so good about it?

It gives us the illusion that we're all still a family,

a happy family.

No one's going to believe that,

not with Mom refusing to marry you again.

Can we just move out again?

No, we're not going anywhere.

We're going to make this work.

Yeah, okay.

Well, do you mind if I move out?

You can have the garage again. You can have my room.

And just where do you think you would go?

I think I would go back next door

In fact I think I'm going to go over there right now

and get a ride to school,

because Amy's still trying to figure out

what she's wearing,

you know, because she's back with Ben now

so she wants to look good.

Why? So he'll want to have sex with her?

That would be my guess.

Hey, you dressed? I want to talk to you.

I'm dressed. I'm dressed!

You're not dressed enough.

Your shirt's too low, and your skirt's too high.

Try again.

Mom said we were going to be late.

Mom's not even here. She's at the gym.

Ashley said--

She is such a liar. She lies, lies, lies.

And so do you. And so do you.

So does your mother, but you know what?

We're all going to stop lying. We're a family.

Yeah, a family of liars.

Well, that's going to stop.

Your mother and I have decided

we're all going to start having dinner together again every night.

We're all going to work our way through this

by talking to each other with honesty and respect.

Just come straight home from the nursery with John tonight.

Dinner's at 6:00. Conversation starts at 6:02.

I was going to have dinner with Ben tonight.

It's our first night back together.

He's taking me to dinner, a nice dinner,

where people aren't forced to talk to each other.

Invite him over.

Here?

Dad. Amy.

Hey, will you mind having me ride to school with you?

Uh...

Wait, is that vomit?

Who puked?

I did.

Oh, no.

Yeah. Oh, no.

Ashley-- Where are the trash bags?

Under the sink.

I'm going to get the pizza out of here.

Thank you.

Too bad we don't have any of that stuff the school janitor uses.

Yeah, I think I'm going to be needing some of that.

You know, if you want to stay home, I could stay with you.

Why would you do that?

Why would I miss school? Are you kidding?

No, I should go.

We should go. We have to go.

Not if you have the flu.

And even if you don't have the flu

and you just want to talk,