The first 200 lines.
Akane Kikuchi My dream
I want to be a manga artist!
Akane Kikuchi My dream I want to be a manga artist!
Shiori Saginomiya My dream Microbiologist
Miso Soup
Shiori Saginomiya My dream Microbiologist
Nozomu Tanaka My dream Amazing high school girl
Whoa!
Oh!
Watch out!
"I want to be an amazing high school girl."
"I want to become an amazing high school girl and be really popular with the boys."
Nozomu Tanaka My dream Amazing high school girl "And then I want to get a really good-looking boyfriend and go out on dates."
What an idiot...
Amazing
Girl's High School Entrance Ceremony
Long time no see.
Nozomu Tanaka
Whoa...
Why do you have jam?!
And you're gonna put it on?!
Nasty...!
Note: Euglena is a genus of freshwater single-cell flagellated microorganisms that have been recently used as a health additive. Euglena
Oh! We're in the same class!
1st-year Class Lists
And...
Akane Kikuchi
Shiori Saginomiya
Nozomu Tanaka
We're in the same class!
1st-year Class Lists
Now that you have all officially become high school students starting today,
you have an infinite future that lies ahead of you.
During your three years of high school life...
Hey. So, I made a really big mistake that can't be undone, but...
Like what?
This school is a girls' school...
Why realize it now?
Because no matter where I looked during the entrance ceremony, it was all just girls.
You'd have figured that out before now, by looking at the high school's name.
I thought it was just the name of the high school.
Sainotama Girls' High School
What kinda name is that?
Anyway, why didn't you realize it until during the entrance exam?
I was asleep.
How'd do pass it?!
Why does being a girls' high school make it a mistake that can't be undone?
Well, if there are no guys,
then even if I want to be popular with them, there's no way to be popular!
What's amazing is that you think you'll be popular if it's coed.
Worst case scenario, I guess there's the teacher angle, huh?
There's the possibility that the homeroom teacher
will be a young good-looking guy, who's fresh out of college...
Um, I am Sawatari, and I will be in charge of Class 1-2 for the next year.
First of all, there are several things I want to tell all of you, from the onset.
I prefer college women.
Just because I have been assigned to a girls' school,
I am often looked at enviously by those around me.
Acquaintances have said that "I won't be found out if I secretly seduce a girl",
and there are some jerks who say ridiculous things like "introduce me" but...
I will say this again and again.
That I prefer college women.
That I am "a graduate of a famous university, current occupation is public servant,
handsome and twenty-seven years old, single with no girlfriend" are undisputed facts.
It may be that it is unavoidable to develop a crush on me, but I want you to please bear in mind,
that unfortunately for you, I will not even lean one millimeter towards that kind of feeling.
Also, one more thing...
In the situation where a male adult and a female high school student
get involved and have sexual relations, the adult will be charged with sexual misconduct,
unless there is parental guardian approval or they are engaged.
However, in the eyes of the law, if it is a serious relationship,
then it is possible to marry a female high school student...
However, how would they make it clear, that they are serious about their relationship,
or that they are together with the intent to marry, and so on?
Do they get the parental guardians to approve?
For something like that in most cases, he'd immediately get reported and his life is over!
In the end, a romance with a high school girl is just a fantasy, you know!
Then why not just change the law!
Idiots!
That is all...
I look forward to this next year with all of you.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good...
This guy's no good.
Aw! I wanna boyfriend! There are no chances to meet guys!
Just where do I have to go to meet guys?!
Why don't you get a part-time job?
Hell no!
I seriously can't do something like being pushed around to work by other people.
How do the ones who are at girls' school who have boyfriends meet them anyway?!
Isn't it through introductions from friends or something like that?
Introductions from friends...
No good.
I can't even imagine Kikuchi having any good-looking guy friends.
Even if I did, I'd died before introducing them to you!
Oh...
Poteriodendron...
Note: Poteriodendron is a type of protozoa cellular organism Poteriodendron
A Phytomastigina Chrysomonadina Ochromonas family...
Introduce me to a good-looking guy friend.
Huh?! Wh-where did that just come from?!
And not like a microorganism or stuff like that.
Uh...
Unfortunately, I don't have that kind of friend in this lower realm...
I...
may sort of have a person in mind who's a mage of the Dragonia race.
Except that he just pledged his loyalty to the princess of the Altania Kingdom, so...
Uh...
That girl's tiny.
So cute.
Kinda like the ones that don't hurt even if you put them in your eyes?
Grandkid?
Anyway, which class?
Isn't she cool?
Try talking to her.
I wonder if she'd eat candy?
You trying to bait her with food?
I wanna take her home!
I wanna put her up as decoration in my room!
She looked this way!
Damn it...
Yours truly here has a complex about my appearance, you know...
I gotta makes sure I don't get looked down upon...
S-stop looking at me, you scum...!
Oh!
Wha...?!
Whaddya think you're doing? Hey!
Hiss!
I thought maybe, you wanna get on...?
No, I don't!
Then introduce me to a good-looking guy friend.
What kinda of logic is that?!
Ichi?
Hmm?
Hajime? How do you read that?
Oh...
Ninomae
It is written as the character for one, but it is read as "Ninomae."
Ninomae?!
Apparently, because two as is "ni" is before one as in "mae", it is Ninomae.
Oh! I see!
Amazing! Ninomae!
It is rare, isn't it?
If I'm not mistaken, I have heard that only about four hundred people in the whole country have that name.
There are apparently a lot of them in Kumamoto and Niigata.
Huh.
By the way, why do you always have headphones on?
For fashion?
Oh, no...
This is so that I can always listen to financial internet radio.
Plus, I can check things like stock prices right away this way, you see.
Y-you...
You're a serious person, aren't you?!
Serious person?!
Still, that's okay.
Introduce me to a good-looking guy friend.
A good-looking guy?
Oh, that I don't mind, but what is the definition of a good-looking guy?
Even if one were to make an overgeneralization about good-looking guys,
for example, there are pleasant types to wild types and a variety of others, and...
In the first place, as to whether or not I have good-looking guy friends,
I must first think about the definition of a friend... According to the dictionary...
No good. Everyone here is all useless.
You're the most useless one here of all.
I also tried asking the others, like Doorknob, Giant Squid, and Greece,
but it's no use talking to them!
Speaking of, who the hell are Doorknob and Giant Squid?
In a sudden flash of inspiration, I gave nicknames to everyone in class, you see.
Here...
Waseda...
Oh. That's the homeroom teacher who likes college women.
Note: Waseda, as in Waseda University, a consistently top-ranked Japanese university located in Tokyo.
Doesn't he seem like the Waseda-type?
The others are...
Note: Loli, a childlike young woman. The term derives from Vladimir Nabokov's novel, Lolita.
Loli...
Note: Majime, meaing serious or earnest Majime...
Note: Yamai, meaning sickness Yamai...
You're bored, aren't you?
I thought up of ones for you guys too.
Saginomiya, since your emotions have gone extinct, you're "Robo."
Note: Wota, as in otaku. The Japanese meaning refers to a person who is obsessed with a particular hobby or interest.
Kikuchi, since you're a creepy otaku, you're "Wota."
What?! I am not creepy!
Aw! How nice it must be for you! Only you guys have characteristics!
Next time you shout without warning, I'll hit you.
I want un... Ain't there somethin'?
That kinda characteristic or like 'em identity things...
There she goes right away with some mysterious first-person Kansai-dialect like character acting.
Super annoying...
Minor character.
Oh! Yeah, that's it! Like that stuff! Gimme more!
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