The Untold Story 2 (人肉叉燒包Ⅱ之天誅地滅)

Shit!

Let's sleep.

What're you doing? Let's make love.

Honey, no! I am sleepy, I am tired...

Let's do it tonight. Why not?

What's wrong with you?

Making love.

You trash! How can you make it?

But...l've tired my best.

I've tired my best, honey!

Honey, I am exhausted!

Go to hell!

You are useless! You trash!

You are useless both day and night!

You always said you're tired when I want to make love.

You moron! You'd better die!

You trash!

Good morning, boss.

Everything is fixed.

What's wrong with you? You are tired early in the morning?

You are trash!

Pick it up!

What's the chiefs recommendation?

Woo, you just need to watch, huh?

You seem to be thirst for sex.

Let me give you a hand?

I am dated, make it next time.

Come on! Just cancel it

No, I can't.

Cheung, I want a plate of roasted ribs on rice.

The roasted pork is really nice.

Come on, don't kid me, Officer Lazyboots.

Mind your fingers! Otherwise you can't shoot!

Mind the knife!

You moron! I use my brain.

I don't use my fingers to think.

You are notorious for being irresponsible and lazy.

Well, actually the whole of you is useless, don't mind only fingers.

I'm glad to know you're here!

You are a loan shark, you collec protection fee and sell pirates,

I should have caught you!

Are you bluffing?

I won't give a damn! What do you think you are? The Commissioner?

The Commissioner has no time for you.

What? But I will arrest you sooner or later.

Come on! Arrest me... if only you have guts!

Give way...

Higher you legs.

This is a restaurant, not a place for fighting.

Forget it! Stop fighting please.

Brother Key, give me face, would you?

Alright, I will give you face!

Thank you.

Alright, I am giving you face too.

Hands off.

What are you looking at?

I am occupied, I am leaving now.

I want a plate of "4 treasures on rice", I will come back later.

Sure.

Auntie San.

Want some tea? Thanks. You're so nice.

Good morning. Auntie Six, good morning.

Why chickens are being sold here?

Why not?

Are you from the Agricultural & Fisheries Department? Taking them for inspection?

What are you?

Iam a cop, show me your l.D.

I haven't. Why not?

I want to sell these chickens here.

After that I will go right back to China.

So you are illegal immigrant.

And your chickens are illegal immigrants either.

Cut the crap, follow me to the station.

Officer, would you please give me a chance?

Pal, both your chickens and you all illegal immigrants.

How can I give you chance?

You'd better give me a chance! Come on.

Are you serious?

Come on! I'll push for you.

Hey, sir...

Where do you work? Speak up.

Lazyboots, you sell chickens now? Give way...

Take care!

Your chickens are so thin! I don't think the taste is good.

Cut the crap! I am damn busy!

Take a seat...

Now, I am taking a statement for you.

Where do you come from?

Poon-yu City.

The chickens are from Lone-kong City.

Do you mean to fool me? I dare not!

What chickens are they? They stink!

Shit!

Oh my chickens...

Grab them to the cage, they dirty our office!

Up there...

And there! Grab them back...

Up there! Madam...

Down there...Madam, down there.

Grab it! Down there! Right!

Officer...

What three hell is happening?

Sir, I'm now dealing a case.

I have caught an illegal immigrant. He's brought a dozen of...

illegal immigrated chickens which are not yet inspected.

Are you bored?

It's nonsense to deal with such small case!

No, it's big!

The chickens are not inspected, they may spread H5N1.

People will die, you know?

This should be referred to the Agricultural and Fisheries Dept.,

Medical Dept., or to the Custom Office.

This is not ourjob!

The Custom Officers are busy with the pirates.

The A & F Dept. Is dealing with the red tides.

The Forestry is busy handling the dead oxes.

They have no time to take care of such peanuts.

Sir, if we don't do it,

and let infected chickens be sold, sir, it'll cause deep shit.

Anyway,

we are police, we are supposed to beat crimes.

Not to arrest chickens.

The chickens can kill too!

There are many cases waiting for you.

If you leave this case alone, you won't die, will you?

No, sir. But...

It's been recorded, should we go on or not?

Fix it but fast! I don't want to station to become a market.

Where is you gun? Right here.

Keep it properly, you lost it once.

If you lose it again, I'll make you the watchman!

How can you shoot by wearing this ring?

Well, I'll wear on another finger.

Don't stare at me, I just try my best.

Wait...Let me help you.

Why don't you come later? Mr. Lazyboots?

We are off!

Off? It sounds good, so it'll be less crowded.

I ordered a plate of "4 treasures on rice", please.

Are you kidding? The rice has been dumped for pigs.

Where did you dump it? I'll get it back.

You always bother us from leaving.

You are a trouble maker!

You'd better leave first.

That's good! My friends are waiting for me to play mahjong.

I am leaving!

I feel so great!

Where is my "4 treasures on rice"?

Better eat this! Come on!

It's great!

Want some beer? Sure! It's great!

Enough...let me try this.

It's great! I don't have to eat those junk food.

Whose gun is it?

Hey, it's mine! It's hurt you by accident, you know?

You know it. Then...

you should keep it well!

Do you want me to be hurt by mistake?

No, this only picks on bad eggs.

It won't hurt nice guys.

Let me tell you!

You are a cop, but you always forget your gun,

that means, you are not armed.

If you are not armed, why not work as a security guard?

I was a security guard, but I was fired.

That's why I applied to be a cop.

What?

That's why you always lose your temper.

Look at your acne! Let me squeeze it for you.

How dare you fool me?

Come on! Let me squeeze it.

Woo, bottom's up!

What's bothering you?

Nothing. Do you wear horn again?

Nuts! What's that bull shit?

Well, everyone knows it.

It's not wise to escape, but better solve this.

Tell me, let me figure out an idea for you.

My dick...doesn't work.

It's Shit!

Shut up! Why did you shout?

There is a new kind of medicine named "Viagra".

It's great, have you tried that?

I have tried anything which is edible.

That's for external use! How can you eat it?

What a fool!

Come on! We are sharing almost the same problem,

I have a gun, but actually it is not useful, right?

Tell me more, come on.

What the hell? Drink it.

Come on. No way...

Cheung. What's the matter?

My cousin has come to Hong Kong, I want you to pick her up.

I don't know her at all.

I have a picture for you! You moron!

Are you Funfl?

You...you must be my cousin's husband.

Yes, my wife asked me to pick you up.

Are you tired after taking a long trip?

Iam not tired! I am so glad to see you.