Steven Universe

>> Steven: Whoo! Go, dad! >> See? What'd I tell you?

>> Steven: Whoo! Go, dad! >> See? What'd I tell you? I may be losing my hair, but

>> see? What'd I tell you? I may be losing my hair, but the magic's still there.

I may be losing my hair, but the magic's still there. Hmm?

The magic's still there. Hmm? >> Steven: Who's with you in

hmm? >> Steven: Who's with you in this old picture?

>> Steven: Who's with you in this old picture? >>

This old picture? >> That's my pal Marty.

>> That's my pal Marty. >> Steven: You've never told me

that's my pal Marty. >> Steven: You've never told me about him.

>> Steven: You've never told me about him. >> Yeah, he's just an old amigo

about him. >> Yeah, he's just an old amigo from way back when.

>> Yeah, he's just an old amigo from way back when. He's dead to me.

From way back when. He's dead to me. >> Steven: Who was he?

He's dead to me. >> Steven: Who was he? >> He was my manager back when

>> Steven: Who was he? >> He was my manager back when I first met your mom.

>> He was my manager back when I first met your mom. I've told you that whole story,

I first met your mom. I've told you that whole story, haven't I?

I've told you that whole story, haven't I? >> Steven: Not the version with

haven't I? >> Steven: Not the version with Marty.

>> Steven: Not the version with Marty. >> Geesh.

Marty. >> Geesh. Then it's story time.

>> Geesh. Then it's story time. Sit back.

Then it's story time. Sit back. Get comfy.

Sit back. Get comfy. I didn't mean that comfy.

Get comfy. I didn't mean that comfy. >> Steven: Story for Steven!

I didn't mean that comfy. >> Steven: Story for Steven! >> Okay, okay.

>> Steven: Story for Steven! >> Okay, okay. This is the tale of how your

>> okay, okay. This is the tale of how your father met your mother.

This is the tale of how your father met your mother. Now including Marty.

Father met your mother. Now including Marty.

Now including Marty.

Thanks for coming, everybody. I'm Mr. Universe. If you liked what you just

I'm Mr. Universe. If you liked what you just heard, go check out our

if you liked what you just heard, go check out our merch table.

Heard, go check out our merch table. My manager, Marty, can hook

merch table. My manager, Marty, can hook you up with cds and t-shirts.

My manager, Marty, can hook you up with cds and t-shirts. Oh, wait.

You up with cds and t-shirts. Oh, wait. He's not there.

Oh, wait. He's not there. I guess I'm going over there

he's not there. I guess I'm going over there now.

>> Oh. But how will you get back? >> Back?

But how will you get back? >> Back? >> Back to earth?

>> Back? >> Back to earth? >> I'm never coming back.

>> Back to earth? >> I'm never coming back. >> Ugh, that's awful!

>> I'm never coming back. >> Ugh, that's awful! This is your home.

>> Ugh, that's awful! This is your home. >> Uh...

This is your home. >> Uh... You want that?

>> Uh... You want that? You can have it!

You want that? You can have it! >> Hmm?

You can have it! >> Hmm? >> Oh, and it comes with

>> hmm? >> Oh, and it comes with a free t-shirt!

>> Oh, and it comes with a free t-shirt! You'll probably need a bigger

a free t-shirt! You'll probably need a bigger one.

You'll probably need a bigger one. I've got an extra extra-large

one. I've got an extra extra-large in my van.

I've got an extra extra-large in my van. Stay right there!

In my van. Stay right there! >> Starchild!

Stay right there! >> Starchild! Meet Vidalia.

>> Starchild! Meet Vidalia. >> Nice van.

Meet Vidalia. >> Nice van. Really living the high life.

>> Nice van. Really living the high life. >> So, how was the show?

Really living the high life. >> So, how was the show? >> It was great!

>> So, how was the show? >> It was great! One person showed up!

>> It was great! One person showed up! Oh!

One person showed up! Oh! I have to give her this free

oh! I have to give her this free t...Shirt.

I have to give her this free t...Shirt. >> Greg!

T...Shirt. >> Greg! You can't give stuff away for

>> Greg! You can't give stuff away for free!

You can't give stuff away for free! What about my 75%?

Free! What about my 75%? 75% of nothing is nothing!

What about my 75%? 75% of nothing is nothing! Are you worth nothing?

75% of nothing is nothing! Are you worth nothing? >> No.

Are you worth nothing? >> No. >> That's right!

>> No. >> That's right! I'm gonna make us both rich!

>> That's right! I'm gonna make us both rich! And as far as these saltwater

I'm gonna make us both rich! And as far as these saltwater saps know, we already are!

And as far as these saltwater saps know, we already are! So let's live it up before

saps know, we already are! So let's live it up before we hit the road, all right?

So let's live it up before we hit the road, all right? Next stop -- empire city!

We hit the road, all right? Next stop -- empire city! >> You know...

Next stop -- empire city! >> You know... I'll catch up with you.

Maybe she's over there? >> Amethyst: Whooo? >> Oh, just some giant

>> Amethyst: Whooo? >> Oh, just some giant mysterious lady with enormous

>> oh, just some giant mysterious lady with enormous pink hair.

Mysterious lady with enormous pink hair. You haven't seen anyone

pink hair. You haven't seen anyone like that around, have you?

You haven't seen anyone like that around, have you? >> Amethyst: Sure have, pal.

Like that around, have you? >> Amethyst: Sure have, pal. >> Wh-where?

>> Amethyst: Sure have, pal. >> Wh-where? >> Amethyst: Well, uh...

>> Wh-where? >> Amethyst: Well, uh... If I told you any more,

>> Amethyst: Well, uh... If I told you any more, I'd have to kill you!!

If I told you any more, I'd have to kill you!! Hoo hoo hoo!

I'd have to kill you!! Hoo hoo hoo!

Hoo hoo hoo! >> Hey! Wait!

>> Hey! Wait! Hold on a sec!

>> Hey! Wait! Hold on a sec! Whoa! Ooh.

>> Amethyst: This long-haired human was talking to me over

>> Amethyst: This long-haired human was talking to me over by the fence.

Human was talking to me over by the fence. >> Pearl: It spoke to you?

By the fence. >> Pearl: It spoke to you? >> Amethyst: He was asking

>> Pearl: It spoke to you? >> Amethyst: He was asking about Rose.

>> Amethyst: He was asking about Rose. Look! There he is!

About Rose. Look! There he is! >> Yo.

Look! There he is! >> Yo. >> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait!

>> Yo. >> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait! >> Amethyst: It's you!

>> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait! >> Amethyst: It's you! >>

>> Amethyst: It's you! >> >> Amethyst: I've never seen

>> >> Amethyst: I've never seen this one around here before.

>> Amethyst: I've never seen this one around here before. Oh, I really like your hair.

This one around here before. Oh, I really like your hair. >> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him

oh, I really like your hair. >> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him be!

>> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him be! You don't know where he's been!

Be! You don't know where he's been! I'm very sorry about this, uh,

you don't know where he's been! I'm very sorry about this, uh, you?

I'm very sorry about this, uh, you? >> Whoa!

You? >> Whoa! >> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst.

>> Whoa! >> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst. You're with a human.

>> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst. You're with a human. >> Amethyst: He followed me over

you're with a human. >> Amethyst: He followed me over the fence.

>> Amethyst: He followed me over the fence. >> Pearl: What should we do?

The fence. >> Pearl: What should we do? >> Garnet: State your purpose.

>> Pearl: What should we do? >> Garnet: State your purpose. >> Uh, I was kind of looking

>> Garnet: State your purpose. >> Uh, I was kind of looking for the mysterious pink lady,

>> uh, I was kind of looking for the mysterious pink lady, kind of really tall, lots of

for the mysterious pink lady, kind of really tall, lots of big, curly hair.

Kind of really tall, lots of big, curly hair. >> Amethyst: See?

Big, curly hair. >> Amethyst: See? He's talking about ro--

>> Amethyst: See? He's talking about ro-- >> Pearl: I don't know how to

he's talking about ro-- >> Pearl: I don't know how to make him go away.

>> Pearl: I don't know how to make him go away. >> Garnet: I'll just throw him

make him go away. >> Garnet: I'll just throw him back over the fence.

>> Garnet: I'll just throw him back over the fence. >> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!

Back over the fence. >> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a! >> Pearl: Excellent idea.

>> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a! >> Pearl: Excellent idea. Humans should stay on the other

>> Pearl: Excellent idea. Humans should stay on the other side of the fence like the sign

humans should stay on the other side of the fence like the sign says.

Side of the fence like the sign says. >> Please! No throwing!

Says. >> Please! No throwing! >> Wait!

>> Please! No throwing! >> Wait! Mr. Universe?

>> Wait! Mr. Universe? >> It's you.

Mr. Universe? >> It's you. Whoa. Ow!

>> Are you all right?

>> Pearl: You know this human?! >> He was playing a concert on the beach, and...I couldn't