Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (ピーター・グリルと賢者の時間)

I am the one who shall complete Operation: Elf Supersoldier, NOT that useless big sister of mine!

The world's strongest baby gravy…

I shall squeeze it out of you and engorge myself!

Come along, Peter Grill. It's time to fuck!

What the hell is wrong with you Elves…?!

Why's it so damn hard to take MY opinion into consideration?!

Opinion?

You, a vastly inferior Human…

…have the honor of smashing me, a member of High Elven society. You do realize that, don't you?

And who wouldn't jump at an opportunity like that?

Yup, no doubt about it. She's related to the other one.

"Operation: Elf Supersoldier"?!

I have zero intention of participating in something like that!

Then you leave me no choice…

If you won't cooperate, I shall have to go a different route!

Sei vi neh povas akiiri viah peniso soopren.

Akiir viah peniso soopren, mehm…

N-no, please!

Stop, I'm begging you!

Enough with the weird penis magic, okay?!

And… GO!

What's with the creepy symbol?! And why's it on my stomach?!

THAT is my special secret weapon…

A spell that turns the entire body into an erogenous zone,

making it three thousand times more sensitive than normal!

Oh god…

It's torture…!

Oh my! You're squirming about like a sad little fish washed ashore!

Sh-she multiplied ALL my senses by three thousand…!

Boing!

Cellulose, Glucose!

As you wish, milady!

And now, the moment of truth.

All that's left is to rid ourselves of this pesky towel…

…and that bulging banana of yours ought to come bursting out like it's ready to explode!

I don't understand…

Why don't you have an erection, you jerk?!

Because I'm not in love with you!

In love?

My heart already belongs to my fiancée, a beautiful woman named Luvellia-senpai.

Fulltalia, dear?

Grandmother!

Ah, you must be one of Fulltalia's friends.

I-I guess…

Oh my, is something the matter?

It's almost as though the sensation of the tea flowing down your throat was enough to get your rocks off…

C'mon! How much longer are you gonna make me suffer like-

Grandmother!

Forgive me, sweetie.

If our home wasn't in such a state of disrepair, then perhaps we could be a bit more accommodating…

Oh, it's no problem…

I'm afraid we've fallen on hard times ever since the incident…

"The incident"?

I know it's not much, but please feel free to make yourself at home.

Well, it'd be rude to leave now…

Any luck finding him?

No…

Hey, guys! I found Vegan passed out in the bath!

I can't believe I let my guard down like that…

She swooped in and stole him right out from under my nose…

What in the world happened, Lady Vegan?

My sister showed up to snatch Peter Grill's little swimmers.

You mean, Sir Peter's been taken prisoner in the Elvish countryside?

So let's go and get him back!

Sounds like it's time for the "Senpai Rescue Party: Part II"!

No. Not this time, I'm afraid.

This pertains to the affairs of my people.

Therefore, as an Elf, it's MY responsibility to bring Peter Grill back.

No matter how she tries to spin it…

…a head start's a head start!