The Lost Village (迷家)

Thank you for gathering here today, everyone!

Every single participant of this tour

is of the chosen few with the intelligence, capability,

and clear accounting practices necessary

to find our website hidden behind many layers of protection!

You are all fallen angels with broken wings,

condemned to this corrupt world through the whims of gods!

We must not allow the sanctity of your wings to become sullied and troubled

by the lowly riff-raff of this worthless world.

This bus is Noah's Ark!

We are now headed toward the new promised land!

Apologies for the delay in introductions,

but I am the representative of the organization sponsoring this tour:

"It's Super Genesis!" or ISG for short.

I am the Mystery Emperor, Dahara!

Dahara

Dahara!

Cool!

Right then!

So, everyone, what do you say to this reality?

Goodbye!

Let's do this First Life Do-Over Tour!

Yeah!

Okay, let's start with introductions!

First Life Do-Over Tour

Keep passing the mic as you introduce yourself!

Mikage

I'm Mikage Yura. I work in a trading company.

I guess you can call me an elite.

I'm looking at eventually inheriting my parents' business,

getting married, settling down...

I'm here because treading the beaten path was not appealing to me.

Nice to meet you.

Jigoku no Gouka

I'm the Jigoku no Gouka.

Life's all about survival!

That's just a fact, and it's not going to change!

Soy Latte

I'm Soy Latte.

I'm just trying to get a fresh start in a new place and find my path.

Toriyasu

Sure glad to be here!

I'm Toriyasu of a yakitori business, running roughshod all over its debts!

I'm off to a world with no foreign currency exchange, thanks!

I'm Yottsun,

Yottsun

my life's in shambles,

the thread's snapped,

now I'm all alone.

Yottsun's soulful rap really gets to you, doesn't it?

Okay, next.

Wankoro

I'm Wankoro Mochi.

My health's not the best, so I don't think I have long to live.

I just thought I'll do something interesting with my life.

Hyokutsu no Judgeness

I'm Hyokutsu no Judgeness.

I've made my peace with the shitty world.

If you get too close, you'll get frostbite.

Narna

I'm Narna.

I'm all dried up from being in the Tokyo desert!

Oh, I've got a lot of vitamins and candy with me,

so just hit me up if you need any!

Jack

I'm Jack.

I'm Dozaemon.

Dozaemon

I wanted to get back out of my hum-drum "dozaemon" lifestyle.

Um, so Narna-san, gimme five candies for now!

Yuuna

I'm Yuuna.

I ran into sexual harassment and bullying at work.

I want to create a world where women can live truly meaningful lives

as human beings.

Oh, you're also Yuuna?

My online nickname is Yuuna.

Oh, for how long?

I've already been Yuuna for over six years.

What?

I don't think we should use seniority to decide who gets to use it!

It's exactly that kind of competitiveness in society

that makes people want to leave!

Oh, so I'm also Yuuna!

Wow, what a popular name! Yuuna!

Um, so for now, let's just go with Yuuna-san, Yuune-san, and Yuuno-san!

Yuune

Yunno Yuune

There you go sweeping the issue under the rug again.

Talk about not taking anything seriously.

Toshiboy

I'm Toshiboy!

I don't think I was ever who I truly am!

Anyway! I'm going to go all in from now, so be ready!

Manbe

I'm Manbe!

And she is my destined wife, Piitan!

Piitan

We were torn apart because of our parents.

We want have a life together without anyone getting in our way!

Me, too, Piitan!

I want kids, Manbe-san!

Nanko

I'm a famous PI, Nanko.

Maimai

I'm Maimai.

Dealing with friends and stuff just got really annoying lately.

I want to go all out somewhere new!

Puuko

I'm Puuko.

If we're talking Genesis, can I be Eve?

I'm looking for my Adam!

Whoa!

Hi!

Nyanta

I'm a gun lover, Nyanta!

There are way too many things people'll get mad at you for if you shoot 'em...

I'm gonna shoot everything up from now on!

Mitsumune

Hello, I'm Mitsumune.

Speedstar

I'm Speedstar.

I'm here because Nanaki Village intrigued me.

Nettaiya

I'm Nettaiya.

I came here to get away from a stubborn stalker, I guess.

Nice to meet you.

Lion

I'm Lion.

Varukana

I'm Varukana.

All of you—especially all of you here because of some fluff reason—listen up!

It's not so easy to turn over a new leaf and start over, okay?

I'm gonna make sure things stay under control!

What's with him?

He's clueless.

Huh?

You've got a problem?

Okay, thank you for the enthusiasm!

Next!

I'm Pink Goddess.

Oh, if that's hard to say, Yamauchi's just fine.

Yamauchi

Now that I'm no longer taking care of my parents,

I'm kind of a shell of my former self.

I just want to live a carefree life.

Masaki

I'm Masaki.

Nice to meet you!

Lovepon

I'm Lovepon.

I joined to... protect my identity!

Okay, that's everyone.

I'll now explain the overall tour.

The name was already mentioned by Speedstar-san,

but we're going to Nanaki Village, everyone's dream destination!

Nanaki Village!

Here it comes!

Nanaki Village.

Let's go!

Nanaki Village Hypothesis #2

Nanaki Village, as rumored in certain online circles,

doesn't even exist on the map!

Nanaki Village Nursery Rhymes Analysis

Even today, many people go missing around this village,

Summary of Nanaki Village Rumors

dubbed by some as a modern "spirited away" phenomenon.

However, the missing have not, in fact, vanished!

They have created entirely new lives for themselves,

free from the rules and constraints of modern society!

That is Nanaki Village!

Though well-known among communities well-versed in urban legends,

not even the police have ever located this village.

However, we ISG have, with the help of a certain individual, discovered it!

Wow.

It's really amazing.

Lost

Village

We will now become missing persons

and start over in Nanaki Village.

Let's shed all our burdens,

and just like in the tour name,

let's have a do-over!

Hear, hear.

Nice, Dahara.

You're the best!

Look Before You Leap

It's really strange that not even the police can find the place.

Is that even possible?

Sure, it is!

There are rumors that Nanaki Village is used for political ends.

I'm so happy thinking about the happy life

Ten or so years ago, the then-prime minister is said

we're going to have together.

to have been using it to secretly train spies.

But that fell apart,

and they killed everyone involved in a cover-up.

That's why this place's never going to become public knowledge...

You know a lot, don't you.

Mitsumune, right?