Tarot

Guys, I love that we're out here.

Just a bunch of best friends roughing it in nature.

It's beautiful.

Paxton, what are you talking about?

We rented a literal mansion.

Yeah, but we're outside,

and mosquitoes are eating my ankles.

Does someone have a marshmallow I can shove in his mouth?

Please. My reflexes are too fast.

Nice reflexes.

Caught me off guard.

Okay, here, everyone.

Let's say, "Happy birthday, Elise."

-Happy birthday, Elise. -Happy birthday!

-Happy birthday, Elise! -Happy birthday, Elise!

Finally!

Finally, I can go to the club! Let's go!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, Elise.

-Happy birthday, girl. -Happy birthday.

Mwah!

So, are we getting back to the game, or what?

-Yes. Whose turn was it? -Oh, my gosh.

Oh, uh, Grant. Grant's up.

Okay. Okay, I got one.

Most likely to get knocked up before graduation.

One, two, three.

-Paxton. -Me?

What the hell?

Yep.

I can't even give birth, like, anatomically.

Yeah, not with that attitude. Drink.

This is so unfair.

You know what? You're a bunch of dicks.

-Okay, I got one. -Okay.

Most likely to eat something off the ground.

-Lucas. -Uh, Lucas.

-Dude. -Here we go.

Guys, guys, haven't you ever heard

-of the five-second rule? -No. Drink.

You eat shit off the floor. Off the floor.

My turn.

Um, most likely to get married first.

One, two, three.

Haley and Grant.

-All right, that was obvious. -That's so easy.

So obvious.

You guys are practically married already.

Yeah.

Um... I'm out of beer.

Oh, yeah. I'll-I'll ride with you.

-Yep, hold up. -Hey, buddy.

So, did something happen with you guys?

We broke up.

-What? -When?

Right before we came up here.

Bro, what?

I mean, she just ended it. But, ah...

I don't know, man.

She's been acting different lately, you know?

Dude, different how?

Just different.

Girl, you're crazy. You two are perfect together.

I don't know.

He's not very ambitious.

I think I'm just too ambitious.

Yeah, I mean, I-I can't not agree with you, you know?

You-you really are reaching high peaks.

But that's a good thing. I think she'll recognize that,

and it'll be all good.

It'll be totally, totally good.

This is not good.

I just want romance.

-Romance is frickin' dead. -RIP.

But you know what? Now we can really settle in

on this clay class that I'm talking about.

You know, when I told you we could make pottery?

I'm gonna get that beer now.

We could start our own book club.

Right? Oh, oh, oh!

Two words: spa day.

Shit.

Right? It's a really good idea.

What do you mean, "the last one"?

There's no way we drank everything.

-Whoa. -Yikes.

I'll run to the store.

No, no, no, no. I'll get it delivered.

It's late, and we rented a house in the middle of nowhere.

I mean, I'm pretty sure this place has booze

locked up somewhere, right?

Hey. This seems promising.

You do see there's a "keep out" sign

on that door, right?

What? What sign?

Lucas. Lucas, you broke the door.

How else were we gonna get in?

They're gonna charge me for that, you know?

Okay.

Well, bad news first.

No alcohol here.

-So what's the good news? -Still bad.

There's definitely spiders here.

Yeah.

Okay, like, who's keeping

all this weird, creepy shit in their basement?

I mean, I guess the owners left

all their stuff here after they died.

Uh, after... after they died?

Relax. They didn't die.

As far as I know, anyway.

Ooh, vintage.

That looks like a divination cloth.

A what?

This is all old astrological stuff.

Hmm.

Wait. Lucas, look at this.

So creepy.

-Whoa. -"Madame Mara."

Do you dare

to have your fortune read by Madame Mara?

Oh! Guys.

What about naked Go Fishy?

Or-or strip poker, perhaps?

Oh, never mind.

These are "tarat" cards, anyway.

Paxton, it's pronounced "tarot."

Yes. Haley, you got to do readings for everyone.

Uh...

Yeah, do our horoscopes.

-Mm-hmm. -Can I see these?

Hey, I didn't know you could do horoscope with tarot.

My grandma says tarot cards "son del demonio."

-What? -Devil shit.

Yeah, there's a lot of ways to do readings,

but astrology and tarot are intimately connected.

If you use them together,

they're a really powerful combination for forecasting.

-Hmm. -Oh, my God.

I've never seen cards like this before.

They look hand-painted.

They're definitely old.

So, how does it work?

Each zodiac sign is represented by a card

in the Major Arcana.

By tying in the planets,

you make the readings more accurate.

What the hell? Like, how do you even know that?

I don't know.

I guess I kind of taught myself.

-Oh. -So, where should we do this?

Do what?

The tarot readings.

Seriously, I don't want to.

Uh, come on, Haley.

-Haley. -It's my birthday.

-Come on, let's go. -God.

Ooh.

Spirit guide, I call to thee.

Paxton.

-Huh. -Okay.

Guys, we really shouldn't be doing this.

It's kind of an unspoken rule

not to use somebody else's deck.

-What? -I'm sorry.

Who cares?

Come on. I'll go first.

-All right. -It's, like, really bad luck.

I can't remember.

Did I mention that it was my birthday?

-Oh, yeah. -Hmm. Maybe.

I think that's why we're here.

Once or twice.

Okay, fine.

Yeah! Let's go.

Oh, my God.

So, 12 tarot cards are placed in a circle,

representing the zodiac,

with, very important, 13th card in the center.

That indicates the overall theme of the reading,

and it can give clarity to the other cards.

You are a Libra.

I can vouch for that.

Wow. That's...

-All right. -...outed.

You're investigative by nature,

and you need to make sense of things,

but your curiosity often leads you into the unknown.

You're climbing the ladder towards success,

but The High Priestess reversed is a warning

to maybe slow down.

She could cause you to slip up,

and suffer a crushing blow.

That's terrifying.

Yeah, this old deck's kind of strange.

All right.

You know, I'm gonna focus on the part

where you said "ladder to success."

-Sounds good. -All right.

Who's next?