P.S. Man (偷心大聖 P.S.男)

\i1}The most interesting thing in life is that you don't know where or when

you will meet someone or encounter something.

But I'm sure she has something against me.

What are you doing? Hurry and get it.

She has something against me but I can't remember who she is.

Did we know each other before?

- Children! - Here!

Climbing trees is a very dangerous thing to do.

If you fall you will hurt yourself so we must never climb trees.

- Understand? - Understood!

You are the best!

- Spongebob! - What? What Bob?

Miss. I don't mind you take the opportunity to teach them.

But can you help me down first?

- Children! - Here!

If we want to ask someone for help to do something, what must we say first?

- Please! - You're all amazing!

Okay, Miss.

Please, help me down first. Thank you!

If someone asks you to choose between

six months in jail and 158 hours in hell which would you choose?

All this started a month ago.

I'm a writer wandering between film and literature.

I like to create things. I worship freedom.

My attitude towards life is casual.

The books I write will definitely be the number one seller.

The TV shows I've been on will definitely receive best viewer rating.

I'm a popular blogger.

Whether it is Plurk or Facebook I have a wide range of fans.

Do you want to know my name? I'm Xia He Jie.

I want to let the world remember this name.

Want to know the secret to my success? It's actually very simple.

Just eight words. There's no woman that can't be dealt with.

Yes. In this world, there's no woman that can't be dealt with.

Some women will buy my books. Some women will get into my car.

Some women will give me their house keys.

In other words, as long as you know how to deal with a woman

you have practically conquered half of the planet.

By saying dealing with women isn't it a little too chauvinistic?

Chauvinistic men want women to listen to them.

To deal with women you must listen to them.

Only by listening you can understand.

And by understanding you can deal with them.

Of course, I don't object to being chauvinistic at times.

But that is to increase the fun in life, not to throw temper.

Excellent! Very good, well said!

Can I give you a hug? Hug?

Read more books, and I'll consider whether I want to let you hug me.

- You've read a lot. You hug him. - I'm embarrassed.

I'm joking. I came on the show, so I could hug you.

I'm so embarrassed.

- Then hurry. - Is it really okay?

- Yes. - I'm so embarrassed.

- Is this okay? - You should come down.

- Thank you. - My turn!

- Okay. We are really happy today... - Yes.

To have invited this expert on relationships, Xia He Jie, to talk with us.

And we wish that his new book will sell really well, okay?

Thank you. I hope that everyone can support my new book.

- Thank you! - Okay, cut!

Da Mao.

Boss. That was great you know that kind of feeling.

Hi, He Jie. I'm the producer for this show.

I'm really glad to have you here today on our show.

Thank you, He Jie. Let's see how much longer you can be famous for.

Just say it to him directly. Why do you say it behind his back?

No, Mr. Kang. Don't mind him.

Who does he think he is?

You're my big star!

You have a television interview at three and cover photo shoot at four.

- Hi He Jie. - What am I wearing?

Current season's Armani's collection. People will prepare it.

- Why not Tony? - He has something else today.

Call him and say that I'm looking for him. Then?

At six, you're having a meal with Linda, Vivi, and Zhen Zhen.

Vivi and Zhen Zhen are twins.

Then at eight, you have the Hermes' fashion show.

What's going on up front?

The famous model, Amanda is here to promote her new movie.

Number one model is my type.

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Episode 1

Welcome to our program!

We are very glad to have the famous model, Amanda

with us to introduce her new movie.

First, Amanda, would you like to say hi to everyone first?

Hello, everyone. I'm Amanda.

Hello, Mr. He.

Amanda, thank you for coming to our program.

Everyone is thinking that you must have a very colorful personal life.

But we noticed that ever since you debuted

you haven't had many scandals.

Everyone is very curious. How do you do it?

I focus on my job. I think I'm like everyone else.

I have a very simple personal life.

I have never thought about dating.

But I believe that there are definitely many men who admire you.

Have you never had a soft spot for anyone?

When you're alone, don't you feel lonely or alone?

I am thankful for all those who have cared about me.

But right now, I can only repay them by working hard.

Boss, we're going to be late for the television interview.

But this is the road I have chosen.

When you decide to date someone

can you tell us what your Mr. Right is like?

Someone who has fallen for the real me.

Not the famous model Amanda.

Thank you for accepting our interview.

Lastly, I wish you success at today's movie premiere.

Thank you.

Sorry we're in a rush.

Do you think being a model is better than acting?

- She performed very well. - Please wait for it. Thank you, everyone.

What plans do you have for the future?

Sorry, we're really in a rush.

You said you want someone who loves the real you

and not the famous model Amanda.

My interpretation is that you feel that

you're only acting out the role of famous model Amanda.

So what is the real you like?

Are you very different from when you're under the limelight?

Amanda, do you know him? How did you two meet?

- Sorry, actually the two of them... - Don't write rubbish.

It's our first time meeting today.

But I hope that we have a chance to work together.

Hi. I'm Xia He Jie.

Sorry, Mr. Xia. We still need to attend the movie premiere.

We'll take our leave. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

- Boss. - Sorry, please make way!

Boss.

Boss. Does that count as a rejection?

Why didn't anyone ask me to go to the movie premiere?

- It's Director Wang's movie. - Which Director Wang?

The one that sued you for slander.

In a radio interview, you sarcastically said his movie was thoughtful.

His movie is really thoughtful and makes people think.

I thought, how could there be such a horrible movie with no plot?

The story is like a rotting cake. Its shape is like bread soaked in water.

The dialogue is like a clogged waterway.

The soundtrack was better because there were hardly any.

Or else it would have been worse.

Xia He Jie!

It was because of his poor driving skills that he got into an accident.

- What does that have to do with me? - Of course.

Of course it doesn't concern us. His skills must be really bad.

Oh, Da Mao. What do you think of Amanda?

She's hot. She's a top model.

Boss, the TV station is there.

Cancel everything. I want to go see the movie Amanda starred in.

Amanda? You have to be joking, Boss.

The other events we attended had many hot girls with substance.

- Don't tell me that... - Are they as hot as Amanda?

You can't compare them. But Amanda is quite difficult.

Amanda is also a woman. I'm Xia He Jie.

There isn't a woman I cannot deal with.

That's true.

Drive slower, Boss!

Wow, it's an Audi.

- Is it rented? - I don't think there's someone like that.

Who's coming?

Quickly take pictures! Xia He Jie!

He Jie, can we interview you?

Why are you here? Your name is not on the guest list.

Of course. I'm the mysterious guest.

Mysterious guest? Sorry let me ask something.

The movie is going to start. Sorry.

Sorry, sir. Can I see your invitation card?

Boss, it's okay. Let me deal with it.

Mr... Mr. Duan? I think you're confused.

This is my boss, Mr. Xia He Jie.

- I'm sure you've heard of him. - I know.

But I have been instructed that no one can enter without an invitation.

- No, let me explain. - Sorry. I'm just doing my job.

I hope the two of you will understand.

Da Mao, you forgot to bring the invitation card?

- Invite... - Quickly get it.

- Invite... - See you later.

No, that security was retarded.

Boss, where are we going to get an invitation card?

Is that my problem? If I can't go in

you don't have to come to work tomorrow.

I'm selling them to you at the original price, really.

Mom, I want to see an action film.

- I don't want to see this. - This is fun to watch as well.

But we want to see an action film. Sorry.

Miss.

Miss.

Sorry. Can I ask you something?

Are those the invitations for the premiere?

Yes. Do you want it? I can sell it to you.

Really? Yes!

This is great, you're too nice! God will bless you! How much?

Thank you. The same as a movie ticket. NT$300 is fine.

Okay. So two tickets will be NT$600.

No, I'm only selling one because I want to watch it too.

Okay, how about this?

I'll give another NT$1000 and you can line up and buy another one.

No, I don't want to do that because the premiere is about to start.

Besides you're alone. Why do you need two?

There's still my boss. My boss is the well known author