Switched at Birth

By the way, that was slow and easy.

I don't think you should do it.

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Most jocks are a bunch of narcissistic jerks.

I have been asked to be the interim head coach.

Congratulations.

So, if my job doesn't look like yours,

then it's not legitimate?

You can barely pay your rent.

I'm 20 years old. I don't need to think about my future.

This would make a good musical.

Why don't we work on this, together? You could be the composer?

I'm in.

You invited me for a booty call, I want more than that.

That's called a relationship.

I guess we just want different things.

Are you saying that you regret having sex with Tank,

or that it was not consensual?

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If we're gonna get past this,

I need you to know the truth and be okay with it.

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11 wins in a row!

Suck it, artificial intelligence.

I didn't know you were back on house arrest?

Ha, that's funny.

I will have you know I have an excellent excuse for wasting so much time.

My "Everyday Hero" project is officially on hold.

I thought you just got the go-ahead to paint all those benches?

I did, but now they need to do background checks on everyone that I picked.

Including the 79-year-old woman

who volunteers as a crossing guard.

Gotta make sure that she's not some drug kingpin.

Any word from Emmett?

No.

Every day I wake up thinking today will be the day that he calls,

and then total radio silence.

It's like torture.

Just give it time. He'll come around, honey.

John: Yeah. I got it, thanks.

That is ridiculous!

Haven't had my first cup of coffee

and already I'm putting out fires.

What's wrong?

Another one of my assistants quit.

Everyone's jumping ship to follow Coach Walsh to his new team.

I'm sorry, honey.

Leaving me completely short-handed.

We have this huge game against the Badgers this week.

If we win, I'm going to ask the athletic director

to call off the search for the new head coach and give me the job full time.

Wow.

Where am I going to find help with such short notice?

Oh, you're kidding, right?

You said Al you're doing is playing the waiting game?

Honey, this would be great!

I would love you to work with me.

It'll keep your mind off Emmett.

All right.

Really? You're in?

Let's play ball!

So, uh, let me get your number?

Um...

Royce.

Royce. I know that.

You know what? It's cool. I'm just gonna see you around.

Oh, hey.

Have I mentioned what a bad idea it is

to get involved with someone who lives right down the hall?

Another Mingo sighting?

He hooked up with some girl last night.

I have a great idea to take your mind off him.

We should join a sorority!

I'm not the sorority type.

Well, you know, party girls

whose main talent is holding each other's hair back while they puke?

I'll give you a pass on that stereotyping

because you have had a bad morning.

I hear it's a lot of fun.

And don't you want to leave college with a few good stories to tell?

I could stand to meet a few people.

Yes! (Giggling)

You know how I've been looking all over

for a place to do my ukulele circle?

Well, I finally found one.

The Cracked Mug, Regina's new coffee house.

It's so nice of her.

Yeah.

Good game last week.

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Who's that?

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She signs. She must be in the deaf program?

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Your stock is on the rise around here.

Hey, what's up?

So, T-money, we going out again, tonight?

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Enjoy your night, "T-money."

I'll be waiting by the bus.

Yes! (Applauding)

Oh my god, I love it!

Really? You're not just being polite?

Well, you can count the number of Broadway shows I've seen on one hand,

but if the rest of the songs are that good,

you've got a massive hit on your hands.

Well, how do you feel about this massive hit

having its world premiere at the cracked mug?

We need a place to put on a showcase.

Maybe stage a few numbers? Invite some potential investors?

Are you kidding?

Eric and I could stand to get some butts in the door.

How's next week?

I'll call him right now.

Well, that was easy.

Okay, I'm gonna put up fliers at UMKC,

and we have to rehearse every night this week.

Yeah, uh, except Thursday.

I'm taking Lily to Vesuvius.

Whoa, fancy.

Yeah. I'm going to ask her to move in with me.

And I hope she reacts better than that.

I love Lily, but don't you think it's a little soon after Nikki

to get so involved with someone?

One of the problems with me and Nikki

was we never had the chance to live together before we got married.

And honestly, I wasn't asking for your opinion.

You're right. Forget I said anything.

I will. Can we get back to work?

Skye: So, how are you doing?

I get it. Breakups are the worst.

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Well, I'm here if you ever want to talk.

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To make your own student film?

You realize they don't usually let freshman direct, right?

In fact, I'm pretty sure the list begins and ends with George Lucas.

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You'd knock it out of the park.

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I'd love to.

Why does it feel like we've walked into a beauty contest?

Okay, maybe you were right?

Maybe this isn't for me?

No, that's ridiculous.

Any sorority here would be lucky to have you.

I know that girl from my geology class.

That's hilarious!

Go for it!

Come. I'll introduce you.

Um, do your thing.

I'll be here if you need me.

Hi, I'm Erin.

Theta. Theta Delta Pi.

Daphne.

I saw you signing. One of my study partners is in the deaf program.

Are you rushing?

I'm just here supporting a friend.

I'm pre-med. I don't think I'll have time.

Yeah. I said the same thing last year.

What do you mean?

I was drowning. But the senior Thetas helped me pick my schedule,

they gave me advice on the best professors.

Look, I'm telling you, it's worth joining just for the test banks alone.

Tests from all the previous years?

Yeah.

And since Thetas tend to be over-achievers,

the networking is pretty insane.

Wow. I thought it was just a bunch of dumb parties.

First of all, they aren't dumb, they're awesome.