Tere Mere Phere

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Well, dude. I don't like marriage.

It sounds to me devastation.

Why to invite this unnecessary trouble?

It's better to remain single.

It's time to run for the party.

With some hot chicks and whiskey.

Life will be great.

There will be full merriment.

Mom, dad, family.

Finally, I say it.

Marriage has ups and downs.

Being single is rock-n-roll.

Rock-n-roll. Rock-n-roll.

Rock-n-roll. Rock-n-roll.

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Moving round and round.

And my hair is spilling now.

Let me tell you.

What's the cool?

To be trusted by the girl.

And my mother forces me.

And my daddy forces me.

Just hold on.

Why can I be only living in my house?

Let me take in to the club.

Endless party through the night.

Don't want every other.

Who passes time to boring crowd.

Your and my nuptial rounds.

Your and my.

Your and my.

Excuse me!

Can u please move your arm... your elbow is on my side!

No way! Your elbow is on my side!

Are you blind??

Are you blind??

Speak with respect!! I'm not your Door-mat wife!

You speak with respect! I'm not your Hen-pecked husband!

What are you doing?

You almost blinded me!!

What are you doing?

Why are you kicking my seat?!!

Don't like your seat kicked?

Should I kick your teeth in then??! - How rude!

I'm not rude sir, YOU are, I didn't KICK your seat...

It was an accident!

This is your line! So keep your hands there!

Why did you touch me?! Talk! Don't touch!

Watch what you're doing! You've ruined my whole shirt!

Watch it.

Murder! Murder!

What's going on here?

Stop it! - Madam! Madam!

You spilled the food.

What the hell??!!! What are you doing??

I'm sorry! I'm sorry ma'am! Please stop this fighting!

What the hell is happening there?

Sir! Sir! They'll kill each other!! Please stop them!

Oh my god!

Please calm down! Calm down all of you! Stop it!

Calm down!

Calm down all of you! Stop it!

Captain!!!!

Captain! - Oh my god.

The pilots have fainted!

Ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.

We are turning the plane back to Gaggal airport. - What?

Please take your seats and fasten your seatbelts at once.

Now look at what you've done! It's all your fault!!

What did I do?

Hey! That's my bag!

She's gone mad!

What did he just rattle off in English?

The plane is being turned back to Gaggal! - Turning back?!

No no! I have urgent work in Shimla!!

You can't turn back! Please everyone stop!

I have urgent work in Shimla!!

Stop right now!

Please sir... l'm helpless there is...

...no co pilot available for 2 days!

I can't help it!

I can't help it!

I need to attend my brother's wedding!

Sir you are misbehaving!

Rajesh! Rajesh! Call-The-Police!

Find out who started this whole mess!!

Yes! They won't get away with this!!

Find out who started this whole mess!!

So you thought you could just sneak away? Alone??

And did you think you could just sneak off alone?

Excuse me!

Hey! Who the hell are you??!!

I need to reach Shimla by 4 tomorrow!

So? - So?! So get me there!!!

Are you crazy?!?

Why should we get you there?

Because this flight got cancelled thanks to you! Get it??

And there are no cabs, trains or busses here!

Nor do I have 2 more days!!

Now hurry! If you drive at 80km per hour...

...we may make it by 4 tomorrow!

4?!! What's so special about 4!!!

And how does that concern you? Huh! - Now hurry...

Or I'll hand you over to that crowd! They'll skin you alive!

And even if you escape them...

...the cops aren't going to let you go!

They're already on buddy!!!

It will takes days when inquiry starts.

If YOU think I'm going to drive 10 hours for you, forget it!

Hard of hearing are you? Didn't I say I'm in a rush?!!

It's is all your fault!!

Yours!

Not even a street sign... do you know which way to go?

No! - Can't' figure out in this map...

Let's ask that guy!

What kind of maps they make! Can't make out anything!

The scooter guy has gone Mr. Rahul Bhasin!

Why couldn't you have asked him?

Well if it was sooo important...

...why didn't you do ask him Ms Pooja Bhasin?

He was on your side! How could I ask him?

Why do men feel it's an insult to ask for directions?

You guys would rather bum around for 4 hrs!

Burn up 10 liters of petrol!

Get late for all your meetings but...

...ask for directions? No way!!

I tell you!!!

I never again...

...Never, want to hear I tell you I tell you I tell you

I will say what I want! How I want it!!!

I tell you!

Now I tell you!

Get down! - I'm going to sit between the two of you!

Rant-rant, yap-yap, rant-rant, yap-yap

Get back in now! And no more fighting, you two!!

You've hurt your forehead...

There's band-aid in the back. - No need.

Just a minute Rahul.

I said come back here!!! Didn't you hear me? Come back.

Nothing is going to happen in one minute!

Uh... are you a... er... a gangster?

How did you manage to get past security with that gun??

The cop is my pop! What's it to you??!!

Just watch the speedometer, you're dipping below 50!

Do you have any money?

Money??

Uh... l'm hungry... but don't have any money...

Hmmm... I guess we can stop for 15 mins...

15 mins only, get it?!

Uh... could I make a call from your phone...

...need to inform my family about the flight being cancelled.

Don't you even have a cell phone, you looser?

I did! Ask her what happened to it??!

It's ok!

Take my phone.

And remember... Don't try to be too smart!

One false move and even the vultures...

...will not be able to find you!

Hullo... mumma...

Why is your wife sitting on a separate table?

Myself Jai Dhumal...

You two just got married right?

Love marriage?

When did you get married? - When??! Not 'WHEN'!

Ask me WHY I got married?

Infact, why does anyone ever get married?

...900 billion rupees sir are wasted every...

...year in this country! And worldwide?

Maybe 90 Trillion...

...on this stupid, outdated institution,

What do YOU think? Why... do people get married??

I don't know about everyone... but for some I do...

...Free sex!!

Even I know about some! Free punching bag!!

Aren't you both missing out something??

What??

Guess -Kids??

Loneliness?

Why don't you just tell us?

Love!

Love!

Love??!! - Do you know what my kid brother says?

Not 'Love'! 'Dopamine'... what do you think?

When people say Lets make love they actually mean Love??

No way! The same 'S' word brother!

And you know what's the biggest tragedy on this planet?

People... always mistake 'Lust' for 'Love' -What nonsense!

I have 'Felt' true love

Yeah... So did I for a little while

Ok! Tell me... how did the two of you even end up meeting?

Help me settle my pleats, beta

Mom, all these years with a sari and you...

...still can't tie your own pleats!

Pull them down, pull them... should I put them in?