Dream Girl

- Please.. Please..for my sake.. - No, I won't do it

Please..Karam.. Listen.. Just listen to me once..

Bro, I have failed again.

And the teacher has asked to speak with my mother. Please help me out here.

- I won't. - You can take my chocolates too.

Please..

- Seriously? - Yes..

Okay, fine.

Hello Sir.. Smiley speaking, sir.

The one who failed the tests miserably.

Sir please talk to my mother.

Yes..

Hello, sir.

What? He failed again.

Nothing to worry. He will do better next year.

He's a Punjabi boy after all.

Even if he fails again, there is nothing to worry about..

..we will sell a plot and release his music album.

Fine. I'll hang up the phone now.

You're not dressed up yet!

All the other characters are completely ready!

I am not going to play Sita.

I've told you before..

I can play Hanuman or Ram..

..but you are stuck only at Sita.

Make him Sita instead.

Huh.. Punjabi Sita.

Never.

You know how to mimic a girls voice not me.

- Please.. - Stop. Stop..

Please don't say like this.

One last time.

Promise?

Swear on God.

I am not going to play Sita. I've been saying it for years now.

Don't say that. Just one last time play Sita.

Next time we'll manage Ram Leela without Sita.

- Take it. - Never.

Jambwant, Neel, Jatayu, I am willing to do anything. But not Sita.

Brother. Mother Sita is nowhere to be seen.

Ohh..

People don't come to see you, but to hear your voice.

And all these rewards that you get..

..you will get them as long as you play Sita.

And not otherwise. Understood?

- Sita. - Mother..

- Sita! - Mother..

- Mom, when will mother Sita show up? - Soon, son.

Here. Ask Jatayu to put this on and get ready as Sita.

Wait. Bring it here.

Will you do it.

- Only till I get a job. - Take this.

- Sita! - Mother..

Lord..

Mother Sita has arrived.

Lord!

Lord, you are back!

- Glory to.. - Mother Sita!

Once more! Once more!

Mr. Jagjeet..

Mr. Jagjeet!

Yes tell me, What all do you want?

Incense sticks? Urn? Sandalwood?

Instalments!

Instalments?

How useless can you be?

This is no place to ask for instalments.

- Instalment of bank loan. - Which bank loan?

The loan that you borrowed from the bank.

I've borrowed money from six banks.

The bank where you haven't paid the last three instalments.

But I haven't paid back three banks.

The bank where you mortgaged your home as collateral.

So be more specific, Mr. Mithilesh.

How else do you expect me to say it?

Everytime when I come here, you refuse to recognize me.

Why don't you pay your instalments on time?

You know what, Mithilesh, come back day-after-tomorrow.

- Day-after-tomorrow? - Yes.

Fine.

But the day after tomorrow is a Sunday.

What? Day-after-tomorrow is Sunday?

How can this happen?

Then come back on Monday.

- Sure? - Sure.

Can I pack something for your family?

You are offering as if you own a sweet shop.

- Brother, Radhe-Shyam. - Radhe-Radhe..

Hey Karam..how about a selfie?

Thank you bro!

Radhe-Radhe, Karam brother.

Take mother Sita's blessings.

- It's his first day at the school. - God Bless you.

Greetings, mother Sita.

What an amazing son, and look at the father.

Mithilesh. Ride your scooter carefully.

Or it may happen that I'll wait your money and you may never show up.

Finally, you are awake, Mother Sita.

Here are 11,500 rupees. Go buy yourself a new mobile phone.

Your mother has put in so many prayers to have you.

But you keep on playing female characters in your plays.

Portraying the character of Sita in Ramleela or Radha in Krishnaleela.

I don't care if you dress up as one of the supporting male characters..

..but at least it will make me very happy.

I wonder what your mother would have said if she was still alive.

Even she was a female.

But you are a male.

Do you have any idea how much debt I am under?

This home's mortgaged, the shop's mortgaged, in fact, even I am mortgaged.

Except the blood bank you've borrowed money from every bank.

Well, son, borrowing money is not my hobby.

I don't like to go around borrowing money for a pastime.

If you find a job, then only will we be able to clear all the debts.

Yes. I am trying.

In fact, I've given so many interviews..

..that if now anyone asks for directions, I narrate my entire resume.

The results will be declared today. I know I'll get the job.

I sure wish you do, son.

And listen..

Don't forget to wash your face first.

Doesn't look nice if mother Sita keeps failing all the time.

Get off at the next stop.

Hey Karam? Did you go to check your result?

Did you get the job?

Yeah..they want me to replace Trump in the White House.

- Now take this bus tot he White House. - Meaning no luck this time either.

Just give me the ticket.

Gokul-Mathura. Gokul-Mathura.

Anybody want ticket.

Give change.

- Please sit. - No, I am absolutely fine.

All I do is sit at home all day.

- Sit. - Yes.

Thank you, brother.

How many ticket you want?

'Salary 70,000 per month!'

These people always litter government buses.

- Driver, stop the bus! - What happened?

700..?

Demoted even before I started the job.

Brother, where is 39-40?

Hey, ..this way.

Down here. Come down.

Hello. Coming.

Come.

Here you go. Now fix it.

- 70,000 rupees for fixing this. - 70,000?

Fine. Come down and collect the cash.

And listen..

Don't feel embarassed if you need anything else, Gunjan.

Okay. Okay..

Yes.. Is the inverter fixed?

He wants 70,000 rupees for fixing the inverter.

I just went to the washroom for two minutes..

..and inflation broke all the barriers.

Sir.. not that. This..

So you are not the service person?

- I came for the interview. - Interview?

- Yes sir. - But we don't have any job for you.

Sir, I have a first class degree even when I am a middle-class person

I've done my Bachelors as well as Masters in Arts,

Even Masters in Philosophy. Take a look.

Please.. I even know Croatia work.

I can make a dancing peacock on a sweater.

Anything except for getting pregnant.

Please give me one chance.

- To get pregnant? - To work.

Listen brother..we don't want any peacocks to dance here.

- Please leave. Here you go.. - Please, sir..

- He's so importunate. - I'll do it, sir.

- I said we don't have a job for you. - I'll do it, sir.

- I said we don't have a job for you. - I'll do anything..

- We don't have a job for you. - I will do anything sir.

I will do it, sir.

Please sir.. I will do it, sir.

Come on.

It's bathroom. What kind of job, sir?

Come, let me show you.

See..See..take a good look.

I don't want a girl, I want a job.

I am not showing you the girl.

- Then? - Come here.

Come.

Listen..Listen very carefully.

Hi, baby..

How are you? You miss me after a long time.

Sweet talks..friendship..

..love calls.

This is a friendship call centre.

Of course, I love you a lot.

Will you call me back tomorrow?

Of course, sweetheart. We will meet someday.

Kissing and all is fine, But don't misbehave with me.

Understand..

What are you saying sir!

You mean the electric store is just a front face..

..but the real shocker is the inner side.

- Understood right? - Yes..

Now get out. Get out.

- Sir.. - What now?