Coconut Hero

Coconut Hero

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The first 200 lines.

Seven rows rich, yes.

Yes, a framework would be good.

Double space also.

No, please do not cross.

Yes, one moment.

We say goodbye to our son and classmates.

A flower that should never have been planted, returns to the earth.

Only five lines?

Do not worry.

Seven cost the same? Okay, then:

Rest in peace,

Blume.

Yes, at the very end.

Tomorrow would be great.

Dear Mom, please do not forget to feed the fish. Mike

Hello?

Hello? Is there anyone?

I can not see anything, it's so bright here.

I'm Mike. Mike Tyson.

Not the boxer course. Another.

Logically.

Statistically manages 99 out of 100 people,

to kill by headshots.

Just not one. This is me.

We ask you, O Lord, Bill give the necessary strength and courage.

We ask this in the name of Jesus.

That's it.

Excuse me, Mr ... - Pastor Harris. Or simply Harri.

I have a question. - You're welcome. I am listening.

It's about Jesus.

Great! With pleasure.

Jesus died on the cross, but then rose again.

Correct. On the third day Jesus rose.

Do you think this resurrection thing could also be happening to someone else?

So no.

No, the resurrection of Jesus is reserved.

All others, like you and me, we just die,

when God calls us to be.

You mean, God decides when we die?

Yes sure.

Our fate is in God's hands.

But hey,

you are still young.

Before you is a long life.

Promised.

So then...

How can I guessed that my ex-husband leaves his gun at us!

Good Morning.

Oh, mein Gott. - Hi, Mom.

You look terrible. - Well, how are we doing?

You know that you must not play with weapons!

Even if it were only blank cartridges.

You sit ... on the needle. - Oh. Sorry.

The remains here among us, yes?

Not that people think I had an arsenal in the garage.

You know the talk ... - The women, yes!

Sorry? - It is true.

The king of Tratschs is a woman.

I right or am I right?

We have to go now. Help him, please get out of bed?

He can not go home. We are still waiting for the findings.

Oh no. He is not home but to school. Today is the first day of school.

Get ready. I'll wait outside.

I determined more reasons than you, me to shoot in the head.

But I would ever do?

No!

The king of Tratschs is a woman?

Unbelievable that this zero is a doctor. That is the king of the brain amputee!

A shame that all idiots are sent to us.

Down in the south would be the ...

The sawmill. Half the city is working here.

My mother also, as a secretary. Is your main job.

She says if I were not, a job would be enough.

But there must be other reasons.

I have the time just so expensive I'm not.

I do not play sports, do not have a driver's license and all my clothes are needed.

FAINTVILLE Population: 2600

2600 Inhabitants no longer true.

After the mine closed up, many have gone.

And who is gone, who comes not usually go.

WELCOME BACK

If anyone asks, you've hit your head, okay?

Attention, Mike Tyson-alarm!

Earlier I called Mike citizens. Citizens is the last name of my father.

After the divorce, I got to my mother.

A fighting starts, Mike?

She did not know that I like a sandwich hot.

Please do not bite!

How to welcoming a crazy boxer, but is no better.

Please do not rape, Mister Tyson. I am still so young!

We say goodbye to our son and classmate ...

Oh my God!

Zombie-Alarm!

"Bonjour la classe." Sit down now, please.

As little surprise I brought you a new book.

It says: "Le Morbel, c'est moi." The Morbel, that's me.

It is about a boy named Morbel.

He lives in an orphanage.

The other children tease him,

just because he is a little bit different.

We read this book because of me.

The teacher thinks I would not understand.

But the savvy each.

I thought you were dead! - No.

It was in the paper! - Was a misprint.

They should be more careful with these misprints.

I'm scared half to death.

I would 'can get a heart attack!

A heart attack due to a fright is highly unlikely.

The usual causes are hypertension, obesity and diabetes.

Presumably, it is one of all three of these risk groups.

Hey, Jesus,

listen.

So, since my life obviously is in the hands of your family,

I have to ask you for help.

I must strongly die.

You understand that certain.

I mean, not like you.

Without resurrection, just dead, okay?

All right,

I count on you.

Do you pray? - No.

For what? - I do not pray.

This is dangerous. Only praying people, and at the end they chase planes into skyscrapers.

Is that clear to you?

Then it's all right.

If you need someone to talk to, come to me, yes?

Do you really want no chocolate, Pastor?

No. Thank Edith.

God bless you. And enjoy your meal. See you.

Good morning, Pastor Harris. Do you have a moment?

For more questions about Jesus? - Actually already.

Yes, once in the head, because you no longer get him out.

As if you were in love!

Do you think he will answer our prayers? - Yes sure.

I am not baptized. Speaks the against me if I hand him something, please?

Well, there is no guarantee, baptized or not.

Jesus is indeed no dream machine. - Clear.

It is important to have a clear goal. - I have that.

If you think hard enough, then Jesus is the do likewise.

Betty, which makes the new hip?

And how's your mother? - Good.

And where is she? - Work.

Do we need it?

No no. You're sixteen, right?

Yes, you're sixteen.

No, I do not need them. And you?

Not necessarily. - Perfect.

We clarify the man to man.

Okay, I say it plainly,

We have possible brain injury checked by your accident.

We have discovered something unexpected.

You have a tumor.

In your head.

He is about the same size

and is located about here.

You mean a real tumor?

A brain tumor? - Just one.

Will I die from it? - Well ...

An OP can prevent worse.

But that is not done here, but in burst.

They have a whole team of specialists. So do not worry.

I gave you an appointment for next week made

for a preliminary investigation.

Let's say I do not let me operate.

I die then?

A strange assumption, but yeah, possibly.

Well, probably you would die.

Wait, no, sorry.

You would surely die. - How fast?

Hard to say. These beasts are unpredictable.

A few months, plus or minus.

Either Jesus has just not much to do,

or he's just goddamn fast.

Danger,

Mike-Tyson-Alarm!

Whatever got into you, it is clear

you have one of our best students

and son of the parents' council chairman knocked out a tooth.

These are children! Six years younger than you! You have to apologize.

Five.

Sorry? - The only five years younger.

And they were three. - I do not care.

We are a friendly school.

Students here are nice to each other.

And those who are not nice, we do not want here.

Do you understand that?

Very good. Will you apologize?

It was not from the heart.

All right. Go. Come on, get out of here!

I am interested in coffins.

I want to inform me of models and prices.

May I ask why? A bereavement in the family?

No, just because.

Are you one of these Goths?

No. I just want to be prepared.

I can only welcome. Please, you just look around.

You know, very few people take just any preparations.

And guess who has to pay for the end.

The verheulten survivors to move to a decision,

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