Las Vegas

Gotta go. Nice.

Hey! What happens in Vegas...

Stays in Vegas!

Hey, I found mine!

Look.

I think you killed this guy.

What?

Hi.

Rachel, how are you?

He pinches my ass, I'll deck him.

No, you won't.

I remember. It was the threesome.

I can't wait for tomorrow 'cause I get better-looking every day.

Hi. Oh, yeah.

Welcome back, Senator.

It's good to be back in Vegas, Ed. And who might this pretty young thing be?

I'm Sam, your new casino host.

If there's anything I can do to make your stay more enjoyable...

please don't hesitate to ask.

I'm sure I'll think of something you can do, little lady.

And today's Desert Surfing Championship...

brought to you by the Montecito Casino and NBC...

Danny, you let her go out like that?

Look what the hell she's wearing.

Or not wearing.

Did I just say that out loud?

Listen, you better get control of her. You hear me?

"Get control of her"? Does Ed even know his daughter?

Damn, she's hot. If I weren't working right now...

Hey!

Sorry.

Our special friend is gonna be staying with us for a few days.

He bring his virtue police with him?

And as usual, Senator Henderson doesn't want anyone to know that he's here.

That's because he's a hypocrite.

He stands in front of the camera every chance he gets...

spouting morals and virtues. Meanwhile, he's here once a month...

indulging in every one of the seven deadly sins.

I think he's up to number nine on the Ten Commandments list.

As I said, he's a special friend of the Montecito's.

And did I mention that he owes us $3.5 million?

We have a situation at the valet. Monitor 27.

Now, what the hell is that?

That's our new King Arthur for the show.

I'm picking up multiple signals on the casino floor. Main screen.

He's got audio and video devices hidden in his pack.

I think this guy's a reporter.

Get me Cameras 18 and 22. I gotta see what he's looking at.

Eighteen through 22.

Danny, take him down right now. Right now.

Hey. Over here.

All right. Let's get him off the floor.

Got him.

I guess you guys have never heard of the First Amendment.

Let me see some I.D.

Guy's name is Aaron Walker. He's a reporter.

Mr. Aaron Walker.

Mr. Walker, we don't allow working reporters in our casino.

Freedom of speech.

Well, then listen. This is private property, and our guests have a right to their privacy.

That include public figures like Senator Henderson?

Well, that includes all our guests.

So you're saying Senator Henderson is a guest?

No comment?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

Escort Mr. Walker out of the casino, off the property.

I know the senator's here. I know he plays here...

and I know he owes the casino money.

Mr. Walker, I would also suggest that you leave Las Vegas altogether.

Is that a threat?

No, sir. That's just a suggestion.

I don't want this guy within a mile of the senator.

Merlin!

Where have you been for the past 500 years?

Merlin!

We knew Las Vegas was the entertainment capital of the world.

We didn't know there was entertainment everywhere.

Susie wanted to go to Branson, but I told her...

that everybody who's anybody comes to Vegas!

- I'm Stevie Benkin. I sell tyres. - No?

Citizens of Camelot...

I present Merlin, the magician.

What is this strange new magic you have, Merlin...

that allows you to see everything?

He's the new King Arthur for the show. He's really quite good.

Mary, get the king out of my face.

Lancelot, my friend, my brother!

Lady Guinevere!

My love, my life.

Merlin, serenade her for me.

This guy's good.

He's wearing real armour.

I'm worried about Greg.

Your King Arthur's wearing real armour.

Didn't you hear what I said? Something's wrong.

Nobody's seen Greg in over a week.

He's probably in Reno or Laughlin on a bender.

I think we should call Luis.

Luis is a cop. Greg doesn't need any more problems.

Danny.

Lady Guinevere...

once again, I am your champion.

He's really good.

I'll say.

You will return the maiden's belongings to her...

and beg her forgiveness on your knees...

or die by my sword.

I'm sorry.

I didn't even feel him take my wallet.

We'll take it from here. Thank you.

Thank you, Merlin. To the Round Table!

On behalf of the Montecito Hotel, I'd like to extend our apologies.

Apologies? We just checked in...

and this is already the best vacation we've ever had!

Listen, I'd like to comp your entire stay here.

And if there's anything I can do for you whatsoever...

please don't hesitate to call.

Thank you. Oh, Merlin.

This beats the hell out of Branson.

Yeah.

It's Sam. We have a problem. Yeah.

Sen. Bill Henderson. Welcome, Senator.

Thanks. Pleasure to be here.

Let's jump right in. Why the new book? Why now?

Because the liberal left, with their sexually explicit...

and perverted TVshows and music, are taking this country right down the toilet.

French maids are fun, Ed...

but I need some real action.

I strongly recommend you not leave Montecito property this trip, Bill.

Thanks for the concern, Ed.

But I'm sure you'll be able to protect my privacy. You always have.

We had a reporter here.

You got rid of him, didn't you?

- Yes, I did, but... - Then what's the problem?

There is no problem.

Sam, put him in some makeup and get him a wig.

A good one.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

Right. Close. Close, but not in his backseat.

Yeah, thank you. Sure you don't want me to drive?

You're not driving my car, so just get the thought out of your mind.

You know, I can do a few things under this hood to give this baby a boost.

Do not go there, Mike. All I'm saying is...

McCoy Construction.

It's Danny. Hey, buddy, how you doing?

I'm good.

I was wondering if you heard anything from Greg.

I haven't seen him in the last few weeks.

He left me a little shorthanded, you know? And without a night watchman.

Did he say anything? Did he say he was going anywhere?

No, he just said he needed to talk to you. You did call him, right?

No, I never got ahold of him.

Too bad, because he said he really needed to speak to you.

I'm sure everything's okay.

Yeah, I'm sure it is. All right. Thanks.

Mary's right. Something must be wrong.

Greg would never put my father in a bind like this despite his addiction.

He and Mary and I grew up together.

He was the kind of guy who was fun to be around, but always got you in trouble.

And I think he might be in big trouble now.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Get him back to the Montecito now.

Thank you. Say thank you. Bye-bye.

Come on. I'm just getting started.

No, you're just getting finished.

This is how it's gonna be? Wherever I go, you follow?

Before you give me the "get out of Vegas" speech, kid...

you ever wonder why Senator Henderson only plays at the Montecito?

Senator who?

Playtime's over.

Senator Henderson.

I'm just getting...

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Then let me enlighten you.

Senator Henderson has something over Big Ed Deline...

and maybe he's holding it over his head.

Who headed up the Senate Intelligence Committee while Ed was in the CIA?

That's right. Senator Bill Henderson.

The senator has something on Ed, kid.

That's why Ed's protecting him.

Weren't you leaving town?

Yeah, I am.

In fact, I got a room just outside the city limits.

You're killing me! Oh, yeah!

Please don't tell me this guy called the cops on me, Luis.

What? What is it?

It's Greg.

Where'd you find him?

At the edge of a golf course. A couple of drunk golfers stumbled on him.

- He'd been trying to get ahold of me. - Do you have any idea why?

He probably needed money again. I don't know.

How much did he owe this time?

If I'd just returned his call sooner.

You should have told me he was missing.

- If I had returned his call, this wouldn't... - Danny, don't go down that road.

Luis is right. We all tried to help Greg at one time or another.

Mary, me, my dad, even Luis.

You and I both know there's only a handful of people in town...

who loan money to gamblers. Only two would do something like this.

Tyler O'Riley or Johnny Stones.