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Yesterday something aching balls ...
I hope it's not cancer ...
A what?
You know Egor? Were on his balls ...
Testicular cancer, please.
Izponakaltsaha it as a salad. They put a tube.
Whatever it was.
Ah, whatever ...
Finish pass the cufflinks!
Those already donated to me.
How can wear your watch the right arm? Embarrassing is
Arnold, I want to explain what may.
Are you going to fire you all?
You and Efim me crazy.
This pathology is already - I suspect everyone.
I can safely dump the toilet
still looking around where Efim is shoving cameras.
19th
It's okay Leung.
Arnold has to say
that the contract with the Germans ...
This is a real bomb! All will topple!
On your belly shall you go: Let's be friends ...
And we will zaplyuem.
Will say - get lost, we do not is up to you.
A Seryozhka, this American wet ass, I'll call personally ...
Arnold, why do you keep interrupting me? Let me finish speaking.
Leung, sorry. Just these players will demolish!
Most importantly - not messed terms.
Arnold!
This delivery will happen.
What will happen? Tomorrow announced the auction.
The main thing is to meet their deadlines.
How - will there be?
Efim check everything. I myself was there.
I talked to three days that Schultz!
Who told you?
We have to go back credit Leung!
Then whos my such service for safety?
Lest Efim has decided to to screw us?
No, Arnold. Efim not, and I decided to fuck.
Along with Efim course.
I'm sick to slog for 10%. I am no longer young.
Leung, we have a loan to pay back.
If you screw deadlines will win the auction.
Then who will buy my iron?
Suppose he would return credits already without me.
Obtained that your office will go the credit of the bank.
And the Germans invented them I and Efim.
Something I skate, Leung!
You're smart, Arnold will build another.
I'll live it somewhere in Greece.
Ah, your ox ...
Ox!
I'm not ashamed.
Ox!
And so!
Okay, Leung? Are you okay?
Why did you kick?
Wait, mom will understand.
Want more?
If you tell Mom I'll end up killing, okay?
I'll strangle you, you bastard!
I'll strangle you?
Where I go, ox?
Now, dear Arnold will fly.
Ox.
Bastard cattle. Ox.
Now I'll teach you! Not with that bull!
Ox.
Is she okay? Better for you, Leung?
Better for you? Now are you satisfied, Leung?
Leonid Bichevin
Maria Mashkova
Oleg Makarov
in a film of Igor Vorskla
Thank you. Your order is accepted.
Operator: Ruslan Gerasimenkov
Your order is accepted.
Thanks that benefit from our services.
Music: Leonid Fedorov, Vladimir Volkov
What is it?
Okay, let "pepperoni." Dvechki. Yes, just two ...
The courier will come in half an hour.
Cast: Alexander Ilyin, Anatoly Uzdenski
Nelly Uvarov, Larisa Baranova, Elena Shevchenko
the role of the therapist: Alexander Sklyar
PIZZA DELIVERY
Editor: Oleg Maligin
Producer: Igor Lebedev
Script and direction: Igor Vorskla
To?
Come in.
Confined spaces
Hello, your pizza.
Two "pepperoni" two cars. Gum is free.
Thank you for your order. Codify, if you please.
Cost you 650 rubles.
Excuse me, I have to take you back.
Thank you. Goodbye.
Is locked
Well, the trigger on.
Now unlocked on purpose.
What do you want?
I decided to rape you.
Now I'll tear your ears.
Maybe - roughly. Less likely they will soul.
Open the door! No!
View now! Explain.
If within 5 minutes I do not call the company,
guards will arrive and I will scatter brain.
The lower you maniac brain.
Open the door!
Here, now ...
Now everything will be right.
Say you met your love! Unlock the door!
Well, you're the strongest, you win.
I will not complain to the police, that took my phone.
Unlock the door and will forgive you.
I'll scream.
Ahh! Help! Ahh! Help!
Help. Fire!
Fire ... That's right.
So psychologists advise.
People do not respond to rape
but fire scares. Will call the fire department.
Right. Except that no one will hear. Fire!
Your mother ever tell you what freaks are the men?
How they want to rape To take advantage of you
and to kill? Told you?
To disappoint. I have AIDS.
I have, I think Darling.
What will I know 'im? I'll kill.
You can kill me. Then hard to get through.
This image will always haunt you.
You're right. I forgive you in advance.
After they raped most likely to eat.
No, not all. Fuck hamalogiyata
by segmenting and storage of the pieces.
My arms will reach.
No, I'll cut out a piece of your butt,
I'll bake and
if you behave, I'll let you try it.
Fucking idiot! He cut me. Ripped my leg!
Pull!
Not so hard on!
I lie to myself on the couch
side in practice pose embryo ...
And old idiot sticking my ass a plastic tube,
as a gun. Says: Keep it up, not out.
And out. I lie to myself that gun up your ass 10 minutes.
At one time the doctor comes: What a long time no signal.
Closer to the camera and it appears
that dick flesh forgotten start the timer!
Gun stuck in her ass and left, bastard ...
Says what?
I got a job.
Leung, wait, it was not for you.
At least your mom told her?
And without you I have a lot of trouble.
Look.
Refused to rape you.
I do not like.
Not my type.
You're pretty ... large ... Big-boned.
And, most likely, you're stupid.
Large is
Do you want pizza?
Do you want pizza?
And I want to.
You know what it's called science which studies the stupidity?
Monologue.
Yes, there is such a science.
Relax. I do not want to kill you.
Call wherever you want, and say that everything is fine.
Typically in such cases the other: No tricks!
Without any code words and innuendo.
Hello? Pizza Delivery.
Allah cry is ..
Yes.
Yes.
No, it will not be able anymore.
I have to ...
Hello? to honor.
Bye.
You know, I lied.
I do not have AIDS. And you?
And I do not.
Hold for a moment, please.
Just do not kill me, please. How I did not kill you?
You can not prove I want to rape you.
Will not be able to hide the scene.
Will sit here with a corpse. Covered in blood.
Until we break the door.
And I do not know when will it down.
So no links the outside world.
Hereinbefore from Saturday no one is going to look.
You will not kill me?
You could somehow harder to hurt me.
So as to obtain major bleeding
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