The Contract Lover (合约情人)

Why didn't you wake me up?

I forgot.

I can't talk now.

I'm Joe, an unemployed university graduate.

I have a temporary job in a tutorial center.

Since I got no money, I live with my best friend.

He is a foreigner who doesn't like girls.

Hey, stop the car! I need to drop!

I'm Fat, a senior officer in an investment company.

I earn a considerable salary.

Here is my brother.

Here is... my bra.

No.

Here is my brother, not bra. Should be brother.

Here is... my bra.

I've mentioned that so many times.

It should be my brother, but not bra.

I am the boss, a talent from the financial sector.

Frank, I understand that.

But...

You still can't mess up these two words.

Or you're done.

But...

I have a beautiful girlfriend.

She is Rachel. She is a lawyer.

She grew up in a foreign country. That's why she is open-minded.

She has her own view and character.

She even chooses to play the pole dance

and plans to open one herself.

This should be lower.

I really enjoy our relationship.

Me too.

But my parents won't agree with it.

I'm not going to marry you for my mom or your parents.

Principal.

I wonder if you could assign another two classes for me.

My mom borrowed money from neighborhood.

I am eager to pay the debt.

Joe, all Chinese can teach Mandarin.

But I chose you among them.

I've given you a hand already.

Once I found my girlfriend

with a condom in her handbag.

Her reason was...

She might fancy other man.

However, I have a traditional family.

My father's great-grandfather lived

That's why he believes we should keep the martial art spirit.

He even built a martial art court

for recruiting pupils to compete in martial skills.

Recently, my mom is forcing my marriage

and asks me to introduce my girlfriend to them.

But I dare not bring my girlfriend

to visit my hoary and venerable father.

, after your father had watched "Curse of the Golden Flower

he painted our ceiling golden.

You should ask him to see "The Banquet".

He watched that too.

Now all the floor was painted black.

Are you serious?

Get back as soon as possible. Your father is going mad.

Okay, I will arrange that.

Can you come back this Lunar New Year? Bring your girlfriend with you.

Okay... I have to go to work now.

Bye.

My mom asked me to go home in this Lunar New Year.

I am not going with you as I can't change my character.

I dare not bring you home since they are so conservative.

I'm afraid... They'll be disappointed when they see me?

Maybe we should find someone really frustrated

before you show up

so as to give them hope. What do you think?

Look.

Look for a girlfriend taken home.

30000 bucks for two weeks.

You got any girlfriend experience?

So what?

As I've seen so many Japanese episodes...

I am looking for a girlfriend.

I will pay 30000 bucks for two weeks.

She will visit my parents in Guangdong.

The mission is to make them loathe you.

You should dress fashionably.

A certain level of sexy. Once my father said

"whoever is better than you",

then your job is done. I will pay you money.

Do you understand the rules?

Change a tight suit first.

Okay...

We aren't looking for a monkey.

Give me another chance.

No, you're not suitable to us.

Come on. Why are you leaving?

I quit. They are nuts.

Think about your situation.

And think about that 30000 bucks.

Boss, please give her another chance.

In fact, this girl does have some talent in acting.

She is great in playing different roles.

Really? She can't even dance.

And not sexy enough.

Listen, when George Lucas was shooting "Star Wars",

he didn't look for real aliens, right?

You look like aliens though.

Who are you talking about?

I can't dance? I am not sexy?

Listen, I will beat you to death.

Beat you to death! Believe or not?

Those who need money can do everything.

First, you should take a training.

If you're fit, we may consider employing you.

More passionate.

Change a sexy suit. Pull down a bit.

Open your heart and soul.

As long as you have gone through the contract,

you can sign your name now.

The contract will become effective after I've got expelled?

Yes, as long as my father said

"whoever is better than you",

the contract will become effective.

But I have one question.

Speak up.

I wonder...

if I could bring him together. I'm afraid of my own safety.

What does that mean?

No problem...

Make sure you will report to me regularly, Ok?

You'll be fine. If he acts recklessly, I will report to you.

He won't.

Anyway, I don't mind.

Make sure you are not that sissy at my home.

I won't.

Nothing has changed here.

Move on.

Brother!

You are getting more and more beautiful.

Let me introduce to you...

My girlfriend, Joe Lau.

This is Alex Hello

She is my younger sister Ting.

This is Auntie Mei.

Auntie Mei, hello.

My sister and I were brought up by Auntie Mei.

She doesn't laugh much, but she is nice.

What's that?

Mom was right. Heaven and earth has turned upside down.

You know what to do, right?

Stand there and light your cigarette.

Turn your face to that way.

Turn now!

See that? It's not easy to draw a word on a face.

It's all about profound skill.

Take this 500 bucks to buy some herbal medicine.

Father!

You are home?

I am home.

It is great.

Let's go. Move inside.

Haven't you seen that? We will die.

I'm here. What are you afraid of?

But I am really frightened.

Come on, drink it.

No! Not for drinking... Medicated wine's just another kind of wine.

Dad, you are a great master.

Nonsense!

I am just a successor of our great martial artist.

Fat

Mom Fat

Let me take a look at you.

Great...

It's only your ancestors lived in the same village with him.

Now Fat is home and brings a girlfriend with him.

Where is she now?...

What are you doing here? Father is looking for you.

No... I am not going.

Move on...

Let me introduce to you.

Come on.

Let me introduce my American friend first.

He is Alex. He teaches English in Beijing.

I am Alex. Meet the great Master.

Where, where

What? You don't understand English?

"Where" is a polite response.

Then "where, where" is just something like not at all.

Stop now. Let me take a look at our daughter-in-law.

She is just my common friend!

You won't bring a common friend home.

Let me introduce.

She is Joe Lau. She came back from a foreign country.

Hello! Uncle, nice to meet you.

Please take good care of me.

My name is Joe Lau.

Enough.

Dad, western manner.

Let me ask you. Do westerners love drinking medicated wine?

Why are you drinking still? You already drank last night.

Look at your pale face.

Do you play exercises?

We do. We play tennis in Beijing.