Baddies East

So Smiley falls out of the wheelchair

and she's having a seizure.

Oh my gosh.

I have a surprise for you guys.

- Yay! - Bobby!

Best friend!

- Hey, Suki. - Y'all ready to turn up?

We're about to see Rollie right now.

- Where's she at? - Where's Rollie?

- So after we linked up with Bobby and Suki,

Rollie split ways. - Rollie!

I got you something from the market.

I didn't know where you were,

but, you know, I come bearing gifts.

- Rollie actually lost her father to a seizure.

She didn't know if what Smiley was doing

was actually authentic.

- We're gonna go have dinner with the other girls.

Let's go! Come on!

So we're all trying to eat our food

and Scotty is devouring a plate, then another plate comes,

and she's like, "That's mine too."

- What? What? - Natalie.

Bitch, what are you ... - Bitch, I will-

- Like, for real? - drag you off that table.

Okay, but y'all don't do that to-

What's the problem?

Y'all need to stop that shit!

- She needs to stop! - I'm really getting tired

of Suki trying to come be Captain Save a Hoe.

So you don't remember nothing?

- I don't. - I'll get her ass.

- You don't remember shit? - I don't remember.

No, we don't give a fuck how you feel.

How the fuck you think we felt?

Stand right there and sit down.

- Let me get a fish head. - Thirsty.

Whoa, y'all bitches is weird.

- You're a pussy. - Back up. Back up, hoe.

You're a pussy.

Rollie's just not letting up.

Suki's not letting up,

so I already knew this was gonna end bad.

Bitch, what's up?

- Bitch, what's up? - Ooh!

- It wouldn't be a Baddie dinner if it didn't go down.

Me and Scotty fighting.

Now, Suki and Rollie are fighting.

This real bad girl shit.

What's up, hoe?

Let go of her. That's it, that's it.

- Yes, ma'am. - I was all trying

to spare you, hoe. - Oh, who's a rock again?

I was trying to spare you, hoe.

- Fuck you, bitch! - You know, Rollie's being

really calm and didn't wanna fight Suki,

but Suki just kept poking the bear and poking the bear.

And eventually, the bear went, "Rawr," and

Got your ass beat bitch real tall.

Now you feel real small.

Bitch, you got your ass beat.

Fuck you, bitch.

- Knocked into the wall! - Bitch, no you didn't, hoe!

- Knocked into the wall! - Bitch, I wish the fuck

you would.

Let's go again, bitch. - I told you

I know my body, bitch!

Bitch, let's go, hoe!

Shit is up now.

Both these bitches is coming at fucking Suki

and I'm just looking at Sapphire like,

"What are you about to do?"

Like, if it was my best friend,

there's nothing to be said.

I'm already gonna let it be done.

- Where your wig at? - Let's go!

- Pussy ass bitch, let's go! - Where's your wig?

The cap is on your head! - Yeah, bitch, you tired.

You tired.

Who laughing? - The cap is on your head.

- You don't even have hair in the back of your head.

Bitch, fuck you. - Hey!

Oh, you're on your own shout-out today.

- You can't be ... - Girl, whatever.

You can't be ...

Me, personally, I don't give a fuck

how big a bitch she is,

'cause the bigger they is the harder they fall.

Every time you fight somebody you always say that you win.

Bitch, you don't always win.

You fucking tired. - We in Jamaica.

I know my body like you know your body.

- No, no, you're tired and you got love handles.

- I know my body, bitch! - You can't fight

for more than 15 seconds. - Ah, ha!

- Yeah, you can't fight for more than 15 seconds, baby.

- Go eat some ass, hoe. - You're tired

and I will just like- - Go eat some ass, hoe!

you, bitch!

Just like you, hoe. - Your dark piss.

Yeah, this your dirty pussy!

- Your pussy is dirty! - Your son ugly.

- Fuck you, bitch! - Fuck you

and your tongue! - Bitch, your piss is dark

like Pepsi, bitch!

And this pussy popped several out.

This pussy popped several, bitch.

- Drink water! - Fuck you, hoe!

- Just when I thought we could be women empowerment,

it just gets worse.

These girls is hand below the belt.

Stank pussy, ugly kids.

Lord, oh my God.

- That's why you sold your career for 50K, bitch!

You broke ass hoe! - Bitch, I'm rich.

Broke!

I done knocked the bitch head into the wall,

snatched the bitch wig off.

Made her look like Tracy Morgan.

You wanna keep screaming out things,

you wanna talk about my son,

you wanna do this, you wanna do that.

We can do all of that, baby.

But guess what?

You're not about to win this fucking fight with me, period.

You like to suck toes for OnlyFans, bitch, to make money.

I suck toes!

I suck toes for free! - I know you do.

- Oh, man! - I'ma ...

- Ho! - Stop!

Scarface on a roll today.

She done threw water on Smiley and threw water on Suki.

And her aim was on point.

- Stop! Chill out! - Let's go!

- Watch out! - ET?

Scarface, that's a real bitch.

She don't give a fuck.

And, yeah, I heard Suki tell Sapphire, "Get that bitch."

Sapphire, she didn't want to.

If you start some shit,

you have to learn how to fight your own battles.

You can't just be, "Oh, sick 'em, sick 'em."

She's not your dog, she's your friend,

and you should treat her accordingly.

- That's all, pussy? - Turn this bitch up.

Pussy bitches with no money, hoe.

- You know, till you is. - Hoe, I'm far from.

Far from. - You sit there-

I fight all mine.

I don't give a fuck, Suki.

You started with the right one.

Bitch, I'm pettier than petty.

I'm a punk ass bitch. - Yeah, you is.

Y'all both is.

Oh, shut the fuck up, ugly.

Shut your ass.

Stop touching me, bitch.

Get the fuck ...

I'ma tell you ...

You sat there and told me what to tell you

when it's time for you to calm down!

- I'm trying to figure out when she started liking Biggie!

You already was fighting Rollie,

so what are you talking about?

I said, "Sapphire, go get that hoe,"

and she act like she ain't see it.

Bitch, what you scared?

I'm trying to figure out what the fuck

do you got going on?

Are you okay? - Now-

- Who threw water on you? - Now she's saying, "Biggie."

Rollie, what you talking about?

- It was ET, hoe. - Rollie.

The fuck? - You just said.