La Pirate

THE PIRATE

A long time ago, the Pygmies lived in the wonderful reign of Khum.

And they were happy there, the sun shining all day,

and the forests and rivers offering plenty of food.

May I have a cigarette?

Thank you.

One day the giant Dzom arrived in their land.

- Someone's pushed him. - Someone's pushed me!

It was you, your ratbag. You pushed me.

She tricked me up!

She tricked me up!

No, no, I'm fine. Really.

I'm not drunk.

It was her, she pus...

Take off the light.

Move along.

On the mouth.

- On the mouth. - You've been wanting this, right?

It's really bad what she says.

She says we'd do everything in order to reach the light.

She closed the door.

You'll stay outside.

- And you'll die in darkness. - That's enough. Shit.

Who are you?

Alma!

What's going on downstairs?

What you're doing?

- What's going on downstairs? - Nothing.

As if it could be anyone.

Don't go, stay.

Hey, stay.

It can't be you.

It can't be you.

Why did you come back?

I've been waiting for you for so many nights.

If you hadn't tried to trip me I'd still avoided you.

The tripping was not for you.

- It was for me. - I know, I know.

Don't be afraid, I got the keys.

I got them here.

Help me.

Help me.

Help me.

Go.

I can't go upstairs.

No more hotels.

I must be the only one in one's heart.

I did all this,

all this, and then I don't have the guts anymore.

Despite that, do you still love me?

I love you, I love you.

You will ask for another room for you,

they will give you the key.

Mine is 204.

You are so sure of yourself.

No.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Good Evening.

A woman will come right after me. Give her a room on the same floor.

224?

Yes.

And could you bring me wine?

Yes, m'am.

Good Evening.

May I have one Coke? Yes.

Michael!

- Did you see her? - Yes. - And? You like her?

She's not bad.

I just arrived. I will wait in the lobby.

Everything is fine.

Pierre Loti, Navy Lieutenant.

What he went looking for...

Pierre Loto, Lieutenant.

Miss, it's a pleasure to know you.

I did not ask you.

I was carrying an investigation, and well in it I fell in love with you.

You know me?

Carole, that is one.

Alma, two.

Her husband, three.

You, your little devil, four.

And you are number five. That's your only name.

Wonderful.

I've always wanted to have a number.

- Also I'm not an even number. - You weren't invited, number five.

You won't even notice me. I will be discreet, just as a mouse.

You made it.

I just had to wait for a little too much.

I'm here.

It's not enough?

Come closer.

I always loved you,

you had nothing to fear.

Closer.

Not be able to hold you in my arms.

to have your body against mine.

The pleasure of all those terrible things

is unknown to you.

Let's play a game.

I can't play with Alma, you know,

because of my friendship with her husband.

I can play with Carole,

discreetly,

without her knowing it.

You play with Alma. And it will stay between us.

We'll see soon.

You can start offering champagne to me and Michael.

Pay attention,

I'm humbly talking to you. Humbly.

Always take the hat off.

Is everything OK with this guy? - Yes.

I will take this wine upstairs. - Wait a minute!

Take these keys with the wine.

Right now, and without making faces.

I did not come to kiss you. I came to knock your teeth out.

The room where I loved you was more beautiful than this one here.

Yes, but I'm here.

I waited for you, you called me and now I'm here. Because you wanted me to.

And even if I kissed a man,

I've always loved you.

And now, you like the room now?

And I? You think you don't hurt me also?

I was waiting for you.

I went to the airport, and waited for you.

Every day. Every flight.

I waited for you.

You or someone else sent by you to kill me.

And if I needed to get down

to get a pen on the ground,

a pen to write you letters with, that I would never send you,

I would keep an eye on my back,

afraid of being attacked.

But there was no killer.

Just a girl who seemed to know all my thoughts.

Is that her?

It was her who leaded me back to you.

Yes, that's it.

You are hiding...

The wine.

Who sent this?

A man downstairs, with a little girl.

Put that down there.

Here, your keys. You can go home.

You disgust me!

You just think about yourself. Fuck!

- What you are doing? - I call him. - No.

- Didn't you want that? - No!

I will call him. That's what you want, right?

We'll make him cry.

We'll make him cry. It's easy.

Just laugh while I'm on the phone.

OK?

No, no.

No.

Hello?

Hello?

No.

Forgive me, please.

That was a mistake. Forgive me!

Don't leave me, don't leave me.

I can't take it anymore. I can't take it.

I just can't.

You OK?

No, I'm not. Whose are these feet?

Whom did you steal them from?

You think they don't fit with the rest?

No, they don't.

Empty your pockets.

I was sure about Alma's photo.

Confiscated. I'm taking Alma, not you.

How would you kiss me if it was the first time?

Kiss me like the first time.

If you were a man, would you like Carole?

If I was a man,

I'd do like her,

and fall in love with Alma.

You should take a shower.

Me?

If someone is really dirty, dirty in its soul,

he has to wash it.

But me, I'm...

I've nothing against water.

Cold, even warm, water can be nice.

Women scare kids, torment and humiliate them with it.

And while they're still only babies.

Oh, now I see you.

Aren't you a former champion? But in fact you're a mess.

You didn't get it.

While you are bathing,

I'll help you and check your pockets again.

I showed you everything.

You always hide something.

You're never really honest.

Great! She doesn't trust me!

And I shouldn't trust you either.

Amazing!

Where did Carole find you? Are there more trolls like you?

I found her. Don't make a scene now.

Ah okay.