A Dark Path

Don't you dare.

Don't you dare!

I think...

Lily, I think you need some water.

Yes.

Toilet?

Thanks for that.

You're welcome.

Come on, onto the next one, it's only 9 o'clock!

Lily, would you get in the back, please?

Seeing as you asked so nicely.

Yeah, mind the face, I need that.

Sorry!

Such a graceful creature.

Like a gazelle.

Giving birth.

Seatbelt on, fuck shite!

I'm cold, can we put the heating on?

You're cold?

Life begins at the end

of your comfort zone, you know?

So that's where I've been going wrong.

Look at me, heading into the future.

The unknown, marriage.

Scary.

I'm ready for it.

Yeah, you look it.

So glad you came.

Lily said you'd probably be busy but.

Well it was just a once in a lifetime moment,

I just had to come, but now I'm feeling a bit...

She's still not coming?

Still not part of the bride tribe.

What about FOMO?

Not gonna miss out on much now,

I mean we've already been at it how long?

Not long enough!

Come on!

You kids have fun.

Just get changed, otherwise you'll be missing out.

On more puke?

Yeah, I'm good thanks.

Well, if you change your mind, give us a call.

Yeah.

Come on!

Let's get going!

Oh yeah.

Married.

Could marry now.

Nah, it's all right.

Not you.

What are you lot doing?

Molotov cocktail.

Here, have some.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I think my eyes are bleeding from hay-fever.

- Fuck! - Fuck!

Try not to burn the whole place down.

See, this is why we need you.

I'd love to see you wrecked.

No you wouldn't.

It's not pretty.

Lily, don't do anything I would, promise?

Love you.

Is she all right?

Yeah, she can get proper savage sometimes though.

Something in her brain just flips,

so don't push it.

You push it.

Because I'm her little sis, and that's my job.

Good night?

I'm never drinking with your sister ever again.

Please kill me.

Cirrhosis will get you first, I think.

Got to see another man's dick last night.

Good for you, quite the achievement.

It was quite big.

It was, yeah.

Thanks for comin'.

Pleasure.

I would but if you squeeze me, I might shit my pants.

So classy, Claire.

Fist?

Love a bit of fisting.

Fist bump.

What time is your flight?

9 p.m.

Tell me again why we have to get a shit o'clock flight?

'Cause you lot don't know any better.

I hope I don't throw up in the bus.

Or on the bus.

On my lap.

See ya later.

Safe journey.

Yep, yep.

Where are you goin'?

Get some coffees.

Bit awkward really, it's like we've said

goodbye but you're still there.

Yeah, deal with it.

Lily!

I'm ready, I'm ready.

My God, my head.

Serves you right.

It was worth it though.

Was it though?

Stop being a spoil sport.

Did you have three burgers last night?

Might have done.

Think they all ended up on my top.

Don't hate me.

It was a bit tight anyway.

You looked hot last night.

Thanks.

For a change.

It's time to get a funk on,

the others are long gone, so drink up.

This smells like arse.

What?

What the fuck is this?

It's all they had.

Tastes like rimming.

How the fuck would you know?

Fuck.

I hope I don't get charged for this mess.

It's a hotel room, what are they gonna do?

Yeah, well you can pay for it.

Just fucking live a little.

Just fucking clean up a little.

Lighten up!

I took one for the team.

I wanted Jess to have a good hen do.

Stop being a buzz kill.

Yeah, well that was yesterday, and now

they fucked off and left, so.

So what?

So little sister, we can get a move on.

Hair of the dog, might help.

Help?

Dutch courage.

No thanks.

Did you even speak to anyone last night?

Suzie a bit.

Forgot about Suzie.

What are you so afraid of?

My friends don't bite, you know.

There's fun in there somewhere.

Let your hair down once in a while,

release the boost once in a while.

Yeah, because that went so well for me

the last time that happened.

Sorry.

You know, I wish you just wouldn't

bring it up once, just one fucking time.

Just never seen you like that before.

Yeah, well it's not pretty.

Bet it's fun to watch though.

Have you seen the state you're in?

Boom.

How the fuck are we even related?

Come on, just go.

Yes capitan.

What the fuck?

I'm not leaving these behind.

, they don't give a shit.

This stuff can clean drains.

Wonderful.

Pretty much how we found it.

Can we get some proper coffee, please?

Are you trying to annoy me?

No, just comes naturally.

Oh, smoking more?

No.

You know you'll get cancer and die.

Everybody dies.

Yeah.

I'll fucking kill you if you don't hurry up.

There she is.

Hulk smash.

Claire, come on.

Door's open.

Door's open.

Door's open.

Coffee?

Get in the car.

Coffee.

Get in the car, we'll get.

What are you doing?

Prefer to feel like I'm being chauffeured.

You're such a dick.

Sister, you sound like our mother.

Yeah, God forbid someone should parent you.

I'm on fucking holiday.

Drugs and alcohol.

Why don't you ask your new friend to take your home?

Too old for me.

More your type.

No actually, not uptight enough.

I'm not uptight.

Yeah, of course not.