Force Majeure AKA Turist

- Hello! Hello, sir. - Hello.

Like to have your picture taken?

No, maybe tomorrow.

Where do you come from?

From Sweden.

The champion, what's your name?

- Harry. - Harry... It takes two seconds

Don't worry, it's free. No problem.

I make you the beauty picture together. Come on.

Come this way. Here. It takes just two minutes.

Look this way. Very nice.

Are you a champion ski? Yes, you are.

Are you the world champion, Harry?

Come next to your brother.

Madame, next to your daughter.

And mister, next to your wife.

You stay two minutes. Look at me this way.

I want a beauty smile together.

Mister, come next to your wife like this.

Very nice. Look at me...

Stand up together. One, two, like this.

Smile. Good one.

Another one like this. Look at me...

Very nice. Another one like this. One, two...

Very good. Now...

Mister, can you put your arm like this?

Very good. And together. Can you put your brother like this?

Put your arm around Harry, like I'm holding you.

Yes, very good. Look at me together.

Harry, it's okay for you? Champion ski!

One, two... Look at me this way.

Okay, smile.

Very nice. One more like this.

Another one.

And now, mister, put your head on your wife.

Head on head together, put your head on.

Yes, very good.

One, two, one, two... Smile. Good one!

WELCOME

WELCOME

SKI DAY ONE

Okay?

I'm keeping it open. They seem all right at home.

- So, you have kids? - Yes, two girls.

- How old are they? - Eleven and thirteen.

- You don't bring them along? - Oh, no...

I'm on a break from them!

We're here because Tomas has been working so much.

So now he has five days to focus on his family.

- Right? - Wow... Good to know.

- Have a great day. - You, too.

- Hi. - Vera...

Are you okay? Let's go.

Could you help me?

Did you go to the toilet?

- Hey, I need help! - Then come along.

Come on, Harry!

- It's nice. - Yes, this is nice.

The light and everything is perfect on the pictures.

- Oh, his eyes... - He's very beautiful.

These are good together. Like this.

- What's her name? - Vera.

- And his? - Harry.

Are you tired? Are you?

Are you tired?

I was so proud of you on the slopes today.

Please!

- Could you grab those? - Sure.

I got one.

Hey, we're almost there.

No... Not on my skis.

You're an awesome skier.

Tomas, no wonder he's like that, he hasn't eaten all day.

- Daddy, do we get off here? - What?

I'm just saying that it's not strange that he's tired.

Yeah, well what should I say?

- What? - Are we supposed to get off here?

Yeah, up there.

No, please...

I'm getting off now.

I won't get that.

- Are you checking your phone? - No, I'm not, actually.

SKI DAY TWO

Harry, give me the phone.

Thank you.

- That looks great. - It really does...

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

Mine's delicious.

Have some...

Delicious.

Isn't there any parmesan?

What was that?

Wow, check it out, Harry!

- Tomas, isn't that an avalanche? - Yeah, but it's controlled.

Look at that power!

- Is it safe? - Sure, they know what they're doing.

Daddy!

- Doesn't look controlled to me. - Daddy!

It's okay, Harry.

DaddyH

Tomas!

- Tomas! - Daddy!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

How are you?

Are you okay?

Yeah... Everything's fine.

We're fine.

That's good.

Where's Daddy?

Just sit down, Vera.

Wow, that was...

Damn...

Are you okay?

They know what they're doing, but that was...

Here comes the sun.

Mom?

- Wait, Mom. - Mommy?!

- Jesus, Ebba, wait! - Go inside. Go on...

Vera, go on! Inside...

What?

- Harry, go inside. - What are you doing?!

- Somebody's in here. - Go on in...

For goodness sake, Harry! Go inside and let us talk.

Well?

You seem irritated.

Well, are you?

No.

Good...

Should I be?

No... I don't think so.

No...

No.

Maybe we should go inside.

Oh, hello...

Sorry...

Not much skiing today.

Yes... Later we will...

- Bye-bye. - Thank you. Bye.

Hi.

Leave me alone.

9h, are you angry?

What's up, Harry?

Hi there...

Are you all right?

Hmm?

Hey, talk to me.

Stop it!

You know, we have to talk in private once in a while too.

Huh?

- Do you want to talk about-- - Go away!

I know you're angry, but can't we talk about what happened?

I can see that you're upset, but...

I'm sorry that we...

- Come on... - Go away!

I'll take that screen away!

Watch your tone of voice!

Go away!

Aren't you listening? Go away!

- You too! - We're going.

- We'll be back in ten minutes. - No!

- You're not the boss, Vera. - Go away!

- Thrown out of our own room? - Yup...

What are you laughing at?

' Hey... . Yes?

Right, good...

Great, you're in control.

- Should I catch it? - Can I try? No, guess not...

Wow...

- You've never done this before? - No, Ihaven 't.

- You've been practicing... - It's my first time, Ipromise.

- Liar. - N0!

Your nose is getting longer...

Pinocchio!

- Hello, darling. - Hi, sweetie.

Good?

So, how was your day?

Um... It was fantastic.

I had a great day.

I met this one. I mean... yeah.

Yeah, I mean we bumped into each other this morning

at the queue to the lift.

And I guess we were both longing for someone...

Just kidding.

No, we had a great day.

Good snowboarding and really nice talks.

You told me that you're very religious.

- I... didn't say that. - Yes, you did.

Not that I'm very religious, no.

Yeah, you did. It's all right.

What's wrong with that?

I told... "this one" that I'm not an atheist.

Excuse me? Who the fuck is "this one"?

You said it before.

- Did I? - Yes, you did.

"I met this one..."

It's a joke.

Anyway... Did you guys brave the crowds today?

Um...

- What did you say? - "Brave the crowds..."