Scooby-Doo! and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery

MAN (OVER SPEAKER): Good, man. Give me another one.

How long do we have to keep doing this? My voice is getting hoarse.

Look, somebody's gotta fix this camera. How else are those scaredy cat kids...

gonna get a picture of themselves screaming their heads off?

Ha-ha-ha. Scaredy cats.

Funny. What seems to be the trouble?

I don't know. Every photo has some weird red haze in it.

But I'm pretty sure I just fixed it.

Whew! You smell rotten eggs?

What? Water buffalo?

Water slide? What is it?

- Witch! - Aah!

Give me rock!

Give me rock!

Give me rock!

Oh, man, I think we lost her.

Give me rock!

Whoa!

Get out of my way.

- There's a... - We saw a...

- We saw a... - There's a...

- Witch! - Witch!

Big deal. A witch, a witch. Pipe down already.

You're giving me a headache. Stop getting so excited.

But we saw her. She had this grotesque head.

It was so frightening.

Well, welcome to KISS World.

That's the whole point of this park, isn't it? To excite and fright.

Now, get back to work.

Oh, by the way, don't forget your souvenir photo.

She's back.

Only one thing we can do.

Get me the hottest mystery solvers in the world.

Like, I can't believe we get to go to KISS World. Ha-ha.

And solve a mystery.

That's like killing two birds with one stone.

Yeah. Or two birds with one cat.

Personally, I find their sideshow act a little juvenile.

But my mother told me to take a more active role in my friends' interests.

Well, I'm pretty interested in Starchild.

He's so dreamy.

- Hey. - Sorry, everyone.

You did that on purpose.

Heh. Now it looks like a shooting star.

Make a wish, Scoob.

Uh, I wish I was eating a Scooby Snack.

Good one, dude.

Uh, I wish I could breathe fire like the Demon.

Aah!

I wish you'd all come to your senses.

You don't see me acting ridiculous over my favorite group, the Ascot Five, do you?

(ASCOT FIVE'S "DON'T TOUCH MY ASCOT" PLAYING OVER STEREO)

MEN (SINGING): Don't tug my ascot Don't pull my ascot

It's not a scarf

You can't have my ascot 'Cause, girl, it's mine

Ugh. Fred, please.

I'm just saying, I think they're twice the band KISS is.

But do the Ascot Five have an awesome amusement park?

Yeah. Awesome amusement park.

It is so majorly groovy to be at KISS World on Halloween night.

Listen to those crowds.

Oh, I'm so excited. I think I'm gonna freak out.

Apparently you're not the only one.

Like, dude, don't most people usually run towards awesome rock concerts?

Not at an Ascot Five concert.

Everyone walks in a calm, orderly fashion.

Help! Witch!

Oh, my gosh, she's so terrifying.

- The scariest witch ever. - Witch?

- With the red mist. - And the creepy laugh.

Save yourself while you can.

Wait a minute. The Demon, the Starchild, the Catman, the Spaceman. Ho-ho-ho.

Please tell me they added a witch.

Somehow I doubt that.

In fact, it's probably the reason we're here.

Not me. I'm here for the funnel cake.

Come on, gang, let's get to work.

- Like, excuse me, ma'am. - Sorry. Park's closed.

- But we're here to solve a mystery. - Sure you are.

You always wear makeup when solving crimes?

Heh. I should hope so.

She means the KISS makeup.

No, we're just excited about the concert tonight.

But we're the mystery solvers you called for.

I am Delilah Domino, chief of security.

Why would I call mystery solvers?

What? But Daphne took the call.

- Right, Daph? - Well...

- Daphne? - Okay.

The thing is, no one actually called for our help.

What?

But when I heard KISS was throwing a special Halloween concert, I just had to come.

I mean, look at that poster of Starchild.

He stares at me wherever I go.

So does the Mona Lisa, but you don't see us on a plane to Italy.

Why didn't you just tell us the truth? We all would've come.

- Not me. - Exactly.

But once we got here, I knew we'd all have a good time.

Plus I thought the odds were pretty good there'd be a mystery for us to solve.

I mean, we're the Scooby gang, and it's an amusement park. Heh.

- Right? - Wrong.

It's a closed amusement park.

And chances are, there won't be any Halloween concert either.

- So go home. - But we've come so far. Heh.

Couldn't we at least have some snacks for the road?

Maybe some rocky road?

Out.

All right, time to get serious.

It seems KISS needs our help.

Like, I'm no guitarist, but I can play a mean armpit.

Not to play music, Shaggy, to solve the mystery.

Well, then it looks like we'll have to sneak in.

- You're okay with this? - Of course I am.

It's a mystery, right?

And solving mysteries is what we do.

Caught some kids trying to stay in the park, Mr. Goldman, but I got rid of them.

- I can't believe we're chasing customers away. - I know, but we went over this.

Until we solve this witch mystery, it's safer to keep everyone out.

Now, don't get crazy, Delilah.

Just stay calm because I'm gonna be very honest with you.

I called for some backup.

Backup? You must be kidding.

Mr. Goldman, I am the chief of security.

I think I can take care of this unusual situation.

Time is not on our side.

The witch has scared away too many people.

Tonight's Halloween concert is our only chance to bring them back.

- Did you hear that? - We got here just in time.

Come on.

Let's check out the supervisor's office.

Hey, Scoob, bet I can beat you in a water-gun shootout.

Oh, yeah? You're on.

Chip, you don't understand.

If KISS doesn't perform tonight, I will lose the park.

That's not my concern, Manny. All I care about are the concert tours.

Every one of these cities translates into dollar signs.

You know what happens if I lose these cities?

You have more time to take your kids to KISS World.

No, it means I lose money.

Every time KISS comes back into the park, it means they're not on the road performing...

and I'm not selling their merchandise.

So forgive me, but as far as I'm concerned, this park can wind up in a toilet.

Preferably this KISS toilet.

Because I don't know how I'm gonna unload this thing.

Looks like Spaceman is spaced out. Ha-ha.

Onto Starchild.

Heh. One Catman down and one Demon to go.

Run for it!

- Run! - Shaggy, Scooby, wait!

You. I thought I told you kids to stay out.

- Hey, hey, hey. Whoa! Whoa! Sorry.

Calm down.

I'm Manny Goldman, the park supervisor.

What's with all the ruckus?

It's these nosy kids again.

Fortunately, I used to work for a government defense company...

so I know how to take down intruders.

Like, she's not kidding.

Sorry, everyone. We're just trying to help.

We overheard that the park is in trouble.

And seeing how we're such big KISS fans, we'd like to do all that we can.

We've got it under control, missy. Thank you very much.

But don't you want the crowds to come back?

Oh, they'll come back.

To see us.

(KISS PERFORMING "ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE")

MAN (SINGING): You show us everything you've got

You keep on dancing and the room gets hot

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

And you say you wanna go for a spin

The party's just begun, we'll let you in

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shouting You keep on shouting

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

You keep saying you'll be mine for a while

You're looking fancy and I like your style

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

And you show us everything you've got

Baby, baby, it's quite a lot

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shouting You keep on shouting

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night