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-TIFFANY, COME ON DOWN HERE. YOU NEED A LITTLE MORE OIL.

OH, OKAY.

YEAH, ALL OVER. YEAH, PUT IT ALL OVER.

-YOU DON'T WANT ANY ON YOUR FACE.

OKAY.

GET IT ALL OVER.

THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD, HOLD IT THERE.

YEAH.

HEY. HEY!

MOVE!

YOU'RE SUCH A VOYEUR.

-HEY, ROSALIND SAID THERE WOULD BE OIL IN MY FUTURE.

I THOUGHT SHE MEANT AN OIL WELL OR SOMETHING,

BUT I GUESS THIS IS IT.

-HOW COULD YOU FALL FOR THIS FORTUNE-TELLING STUFF, HUH?

-WHAT ROSALIND SAYS WILL HAPPEN, HAPPENS.

THERE'S PROOF RIGHT THERE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

ISN'T THIS THE SAME PERSON

WHO SAID THAT A RAINBOW WOULD FALL FROM THE SKY,

HIT YOU ON THE HEAD, AND YOU'D FIND GOLD? HUH?

IT COULD HAPPEN.

MCCLAIN, TOWER 12.

BEN, LISTEN, I HAVE AN ILLEGAL PARASAILOR

PASSING MY TOWER. HE'S HEADING NORTH.

-ROGER, SHAUNI. LET US KNOW IF IT DOUBLES BACK.

KMF-295 TO RESCUE 1.

-ROGER, BEN, BUT WE'RE SOUTH OF DEL REY.

YOU BETTER GET A WAVERUNNER ON IT, TOO.

HIT IT.

SAM!

HURRY! SPEED IT UP!

SAM!

HELP!

HELP! SAM, STOP!

SAM!

SAM, HELP! HELP!

HEY, WAIT!

GET ME DOWN!

STOP!

HELP!

HELP!

I CAN'T GET OUT.

HELP!

YOU'RE OKAY.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE OKAY NOW.

OKAY, NOW, WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU, HUH, EDDIE?

LIKE A PARASAIL.

-A RAINBOW-COLORED PARASAIL AND IT WAS ON MY HEAD.

SO WHERE'S THE GOLD?

PARDON ME?

-OH, NOTHING. I WAS TALKING TO HIM.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID MY NAME.

WHY? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

SARAH GOLD.

OH, MAN.

-BECAUSE HARVEY SAID THAT ROSALIND NEEDS TO HOLD

AN OBJECT OF YOURS THAT YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA DRAG ME

TO THIS GYPSY FORTUNE-TELLER.

-SHE HAPPENED TO PREDICT HARVEY'S FUTURE

PRETTY ACCURATELY. -OH, COME ON, SHAUNI.

THAT WAS A COINCIDENCE.

AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND MY BASEBALL

WHEN I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

-THAT'S WHY I WANT US TO GO TALK TO ROSALIND.

-SO I CAN FIND MY BASEBALL? -NO, SO WE CAN FIND OUT

WHERE WE'RE GOING, WHAT OUR FUTURE HOLDS.

I MEAN, ARE WE GONNA BE ON THIS BOAT, ARE WE GONNA GO

TO AN APARTMENT, ARE WE GONNA BE ABLE TO TURN AROUND

WITHOUT BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER?

HERE IS YOUR BALL.

AH, AH, AH.

I LOVE IT!

OH, OH, OH! WELCOME, WELCOME.

COME RIGHT IN, EH?

-HI. I'M SHAUNI, AND THIS IS EDDIE.

UH, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ROSALIND?

I'M ROSALIND.

THIS IS MY MOM, BELLA, AND MY AUNT FLO,

AND THEY HANDLE ALL THE BUSINESS FOR ME,

SO, IF YOU LIKE WHAT I TELL YOU,

YOU'LL WORK IT OUT WITH THEM LATER.

NOW, SIT DOWN, BE COMFORTABLE.

COME ON. -SIT.

-SO, HARVEY TELLS ME YOU'RE BOTH LIFEGUARDS.

-WHY? WOULDN'T YOU HAVE KNOWN ANYWAY?

A SKEPTIC, HUH?

JUST SHUT UP AND TOSS ME THE BALL.

OH, YOU DIDN'T BUY THIS IN A STORE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

YOU CAUGHT IT.

OTHER PEOPLE WANTED IT, BUT YOU WANTED IT MORE.

IT WAS... LIKE A FOUL BALL, WASN'T IT?

-SHE NEEDS ENCOURAGEMENT.

ENCOURAGEMENT.

YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH, I CAUGHT IT.

THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS AT A PHILLIES GAME,

BUT IT WASN'T A FOUL BALL.

IT WAS A HOME RUN BY MIKE SCHMIDT.

-YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO IT.

SOMETHING HAPPENED LATER.

I SEE A BEACH...

SOMEWHERE ELSE.

HOW OLD WERE YOU? 14? 15?

-15. -15?

YOU WERE HAPPY.

YOU WERE MORE THAN HAPPY...

BUT THEN...

YOU WERE SO SAD.

HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR HAND.

YOU READ PALMS, TOO, HUH?

-NO. I JUST WANT TO HOLD THE HAND

THAT YOU CAUGHT THIS BALL IN.

OH...

I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD FINISH THIS IN PRIVATE.

NO. NO, GO AHEAD.

WE DON'T KEEP SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER.

-COUPLES SHOULDN'T KEEP SECRETS.

SHOULDN'T KEEP SECRETS.

OKAY, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE

SOMEBODY'S NOT GONNA GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

-NO, THAT'S OKAY. GO AHEAD.

-ALL RIGHT, I KEEP VIBING ON THE SAME THING,

SEEING THE SAME IMAGE IN MY HEAD.

YOU ARE GOING TO MEET, REAL SOON, ANY DAY--

YOU ARE GOING TO MEET YOUR FIRST TRUE LOVE.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I ALREADY HAVE MET MY FIRST TRUE LOVE.

-YOU KNOW, THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO SAY,

AND I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S NOT SHAUNI.

WHAT?

OH, MAN, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A BUNCH OF GARBAGE.

I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME HOW I FEEL

OR WHO I LOVE? GIVE ME BACK MY BALL.

GIVE IT TO ME.

LET'S GO.

-THAT WILL BE $25, PLEASE?

MOM, FORGET THE MONEY.

HEY, LOOK, I AM SORRY,

BUT I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT I FEEL,

NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR.

15 DOLLARS?

AUNT FLO, PLEASE.

LOOK, SOMETIMES, I'M WRONG.

-YOU COULDN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE?

HMM?

EDDIE, COME ON, THROW THE BALL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WHO IS SHE?

-I HEARD SHE'S KEPT BY SOME RICH GUY IN THE BEACH HOUSE DOWN THERE.

HE JUST COMES ON WEEKENDS.

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

-HEY, IT'S JUST WHAT I HEARD.

HERE.

THROW ME THE BALL.

THROW IT WAY OVER MY HEAD.

WHAT?

-THROW IT WAY OVER MY HEAD!

CAN'T YOU EVEN THROW STRAIGHT?

SORRY. UM...

MY FRIEND, HE'S GOT A LOUSY ARM.

I HOPE I DIDN'T DISTRACT YOU OR ANYTHING.

NO, YOU DIDN'T DISTRACT ME.

-GOOD. I'M GLAD I DIDN'T.

ARE YOU BUSY RIGHT NOW?

UH, BUSY NOW? UH, NO, NO.

I'M NOT BUSY RIGHT NOW,

I WAS JUST PLAYING CATCH WITH MY FRIEND,

AND MY FRIEND'S LEAVING RIGHT NOW.

BUT, UM, UM, NO, UM,

I'M NOT BUSY. WHY?

-WELL, THIS LANDSCAPE'S COMING OUT MUCH TOO LONELY.

IT NEEDS SOME LIFE.

MAYBE IF YOU WERE IN IT.

SURE. GREAT.

I... WHERE SHOULD I BE?

HOW ABOUT OVER BY THAT RAIL?

AND WHY DON'T YOU GRAB ONE OF THOSE FISHING RODS OVER THERE?

WHO KNOWS? YOU MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

-I'M EDDIE. -I'M LORNA.

GLAD YOU CAME ALONG, EDDIE.