The first 200 lines.
Thank you.
For the car.
She's not the best on gas, but she'll get you from A to B.
And hit on!
Mostly by guys in cheese grater hats, but-
Got it.
Speaking of gas, for some reason
when you go over sixty clicks, it starts to smell like gas
so you might want to make frequent stops
to...to, well avoid brain damage.
Maybe we should just take the bus.
No sorry, it's uh-
It's okay, really.
Be careful on the road okay?
All set?
Okay. One sec sweetie-
Well have fun and let me know if you need anything okay?
Anything at all.
I'm not going to call you while I'm gone.
And I don't want you to call me either.
Why does it feel like I'm never going to see you again?
You will, Bo.
I have your car.
I am coming back.
For good.
I've recommitted myself to the Ash.
What?
He saved Nadia's life. I owe him everything.
Thank you...again.
Yeah-
Alright we're off-
I said I'll be thrilled
to work a double shift tomorrow, Marcus.
Just so long as you don't mind taking
a long hard swig off my backside.
Yeah... Twenty-five years
I've been at the Royal Celtic Museum.
And who do you think is responsible for keeping
the artifacts and the art work safe?
Marcus from his office on the fifth floor?
Or you know who.
Gonna march in there today and give him a piece of my mind.
Burn air, you could!
Fat slag...
My mother was right...
WHACK!
Life is hard when you don't know who you are.
It's harder when you don't know what you are.
My love carries a death sentence.
I was lost for years.
Searching while hiding.
Only to find that I belonged to a world hidden from humans.
I won't hide anymore.
I will live the life I choose.
Chain letter?
Oh, something like that-
So, what's on the books for today booby cakes?
Trick asked me to drop by, but then
I was hoping you and I could put our heads together
and find a way inside the Ash's compound.
Panty raid?
Nope.
I'm gonna force-feed Lachlan a buffet
of right-hand burritos and stiletto boot tacos.
Mmm. Those sound delish.
They do don't they.
And the sun is shining.
Does Bo want to tell the class why it is
she's planning on starting a war?
Because that unbelievable dick-wad Lachlan tricked Lauren
into recommitting herself to the Light Fae.
What?
I'm gonna choke the lucky charms
out of his purple little heart.
How'd he do that?
You wanna know how he did that?
Yeah...
Okay- See- He tried to...like-
Just because Lauren thinks that he's um-
See, because he helped wake Nadia it's like-
Actually, I don't really want to get into it, Kenzi.
Okay?
Yeah, I thought you might not...
You know, I let myself trust him!
You know?
One of these days I'm going to stop being so naive.
And when that day comes, I'm gonna-
You know what I'm gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Sleep in.
Oh honey, come here-
You know trusting someone ain't so bad.
Right? I mean it's better to trust and lose,
than never trust at all.
Who are you and what have you done with Kenzi?
Huh?
Wait, what is that?
No, no, no, no!
"Still pretty?"
"I haven't laughed like that since the last time
"you made me laugh like that."
Wait- "How long until sushi goes bad?"
"My mom wants to know."
Wanna hang today?
I know!
He's a total stalker right?
You love him!
No, I don't.
You love Nate!
No!
Oh my God- You totally got some.
Oh honey please, it takes a lot more than a blooper
to shallow right to get past first base with me.
Okay, you have to work for this!
You know what, Kenzi?
I think I'm gonna fly solo today.
Bo, don't-
No, honestly, I got this.
You just have a great day hanging out
with your new boyfriend.
Boyfriend?
Two words, succubus- Boob punch!
Bye, Kenzi!
If you get hurt going after Lachlan alone so help me!
Hey, remember I said I gotta go help Trick?
You know I find it so strange that a high-ranking
Light Fae Police Detective spends so much of his time
running errands for a bartender.
You haven't seen my tab.
What's so funny?
What in the name of all that's Holy- Is this?
Uh my favorite t-shirt obviously.
Right well, no, there's no way that I'm living
in a house with a man who has
his partner's face on a t-shirt. It's just weird.
Really...
Well I guess I'm not moving in then.
What?
T-shirt's a deal-breaker, babe.
Do you really want to do this?
Move in... and play house?
Yes... Yes, I do.
Excellent.
Well, in that case I guess you won't really...
really be needing this. So I will just-
What are you doing?
No, I think I have to.
You're asking for trouble.
Bye-
Oh, you're so dead!
Bo: Hey!
If I murder the Ash, do we have another Stag Hunt
or does the job just go directly to Hale?
I am hoping this is merely a hypothetical exercise.
He lied to me Trick.
And what's worse is he used me to force Lauren
into giving her life over to the Light Fae again!
What?
Nothing for nothing, but he deserves a good swift kick
to the zipper part of his pants!
And there's nothing I'd like more than to help you,
but unfortunately your timing couldn't be worse.
See I knew you would say something like that.
Tonight is the blood moon.
What?
Every twenty years or so on this night,
I can go into a trance and devine the future.
I want to look at this evil that's coming.
See what we're up against.
Well what kind of a trance? Is it dangerous?
It can be in particular for me.
But not if I have the right ring.
"The Kingmoor Ring."
These rings possess the charmed abilities
of the material from which they came.
And I can't complete the ritual without this one.
It will staunch the bleeding.
Bleeding?
Trick, are you crazy?
Maybe.
I need you to forget about Lachlan for now.
Wha-
For now.
I need you to get me the Kingmoor Ring.
My life could depend on it.
Of course.
Where do I find it?
It's usually kept at the Royal Celtic Museum.
You want me to break into a museum
and steal a ring for you?
No. I already stole it.
I didn't steal it myself. I paid someone else to.
Oh good-
A shifter named Teague.
He just flew in from England with the ring.
Greedy bastard wants more money
but I don't have time to renegotiate.
I'd go myself but I have to go see
an old friend about a hallucinogen for the trance.
Hallucinogen?
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