Maggie

Previously on Maggie...

- The closer I am to your energy, the clearer my vision.

You will fall in love.

There'll be a wedding.

A family.

It's going to be unlike anything you've ever experienced.

I saw myself in a vision. I was married.

I'm going to make a wish that I spend

more time with you tonight.

- I want to tell you something about the reading I gave you.

What? What is it?

In your reading, I saw your future,

and this doesn't work out.

I have no idea what my future looks like anymore.

I have to let the new tenant in.

- Ben. - Maggie.

- Hi. - What are you doing here?

I live here. What are you doing here?

I live here now with Jessie.

Amazing.

Maggie.

Maggie.

I'm sorry.

Are you thinking about him, dear?

Who?

Peewee? My missing parakeet.

The police won't even look into it unless it's been 48 hours

and it's a person.

Did, um, did you bring an item of his?

Yes, I did.

His doll. I had it made to look like me.

Whoa.

You'll have to give me the name of your doll person.

Oh, sure.

Let me see what I can do.

Come on, you got this. Dig deeper.

Let's go, let's go. Come on, everybody.

Oh.

I'm so sorry, Margot.

Uh...

your bird is gone.

What?

You're supposed to make me feel better,

Yes! not worse.

There's a reason I go to a psychic and not a therapist.

- Well, unfortunately, the truth doesn't always care

about how we feel.

Got to get back on eBay now.

For sale. Bird shoes.

Never worn.

Custom. From the bird cobbler.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

- I can't believe you have your own psychic store now.

I always wonder how these places stay in business.

Aww, you're sweet.

Yeah, it just kind of felt like the right move.

You know, I can actually focus on work here

away from all the distractions of the duplex.

It's honestly almost perfect.

Why almost?

Pick it up! Pick it up!

Those love handles aren't going to handle themselves, ladies!

I'm next to a CrossFit gym.

Dig, dig. There's no shopping for a thigh gap. Come on!

Seriously?

Sorry.

This is a great location. How do I look?

- Whoa, did you get your hair in your mustache bleach again?

- What? No. The box said Jared Leto uses this color.

- You want the truth? - Not from you.

You've got worse bedside manner than my gynecologist.

And she says "whoa" to everything.

Hi, girls.

- Hi, Mom. - Hi, Maria.

I brought a sunlamp.

It's supposed to boost your moods.

I'm sad just looking at it.

Well, I can't return it

because the catalog already went bankrupt.

- Ah. - Now, I have a question.

And don't say no.

My meat man's disease-free son just moved to town.

Oh, sounds hot.

John is 30 and owns a bed frame,

so I give him your number.

That sounds promising.

Thank you, Mom, uh, but I don't feel like dating.

I've just tried that, and it was a huge mistake.

- With who? I love him for you.

- Mom. I'm not in the mood, okay.

Whoa. Oh.

How about now?

Really?

- Oh hey. - Hi, ladies.

- Hi. - Oh wait, are you having a party?

Uh, not that I know of.

We're having a party!

It's a housewarming. I hope that's okay.

- Oh. - Of course!

I don't live here, but I love warming homes.

Hey, babe, do you think it's weird

that Ben and Maggie hooked up and now they're all just, like,

living in this apartment complex together?

- No, that's not weird. - No?

People have to live somewhere.

Yeah, but it's all so fast.

I mean, do you think that my brother even loves Jessie?

Of course, he loves Jessie.

Everybody loves Jessie. She's like ketchup.

You guys are going to come, right?

It'll be fun, and it won't go late.

I hope it's not going to go late.

Can you see when people are going to leave?

- Oh no. Unfortunately, I can't choose what I see.

That's why I end up having so many visions of old men

shaving their shoulders.

Yeah, it's a thing.

- I hope that's not why you ran away halfway through my reading.

You ran away during his reading?

- No, I didn't run away. I just saw all there was to see.

- Oh, I bet you know some things that I don't.

Oh gosh.

I should get to bed, huh?

It's, uh, 4:15.

Yes, stay, Dave made beer.

And we also have good beer.

- Oh, but we actually like unregulated alcohol.

Oh, do we?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Let's try it.

You're acting a little weird.

I'm sorry. I know.

I can't be hanging around with the guy that I slept with

and his new old girlfriend and her very angular clavicles.

- You might end up loving her. You've been wrong before.

Remember when we were kids

and you had that vision of me driving a PT Cruiser

and therefore predicted that I would be a millionaire?

It looked very fancy back then,

and I had no context.

And predictions aside,

Jessie does not know about me and Ben,

so the less time I spend around her, the better.

Hmm. Oh.

- Hey! - Hey.

- You know, Amy is coming over on Thursday.

You guys should join.

We can do a girls' night. We can discuss that hair issue.

- We'd love to. - Amazing.

Ooh, we can play a drinking game where we say we're fine,

but then drink until we admit we're not

and spill all of our darkest secrets.

Okay.

Sometimes I go to IKEA for dinner.

- I don't wear underwear when I try on swimsuits.

Sometimes I let my dog--

- Okay, guys, we haven't started playing yet.

- That's right. We got to save this energy for Thursday.

Can't wait.

Why would you agree to that?

I can't spill my darkest secrets to her.

And you know how I get when I Sancerre.

But she does hair professionally.

That's the most important friend I can have next to someone

who knows how to wax it off.

Next to you, my numero uno.

No, no.

Mm-mm.

Ooh. Is that Bulgarian rosewater?

Pine-Sol. I'm having an earwig problem.

Oh, I have had a day.

You wouldn't believe this lady that was in here upset

about her lost bird.

What she should have been upset about is her online shopping habit.

- Wait. Margot came to you? - Mm-hmm.

- What is with everybody? Nobody wants the truth anymore.

Well, not the way you stab it into them.

I just told her the bird ended up on a singles nudist cruise.

That's where I'd fly away to.

Angel. - Sorry.

- Yeah. Aren't we supposed to be honest with people,

even if it hurts them?

Well, yeah,

but maybe you can start by being honest with yourself.

Okay. What do you mean?

- I mean, you're using your disappointment over Ben

as an excuse to put your walls back up.

I can see it.

Okay, maybe I'm protecting myself.

But... it's because I saw myself ending up with Ben,

and then it turned out I was wrong,

which means I was actually right, and I end up alone.

- Aww. Maybe Ben is the one. Maybe he isn't. Maybe--

Shh!

- I wasn't talking. - Hush, child.

Who is the girthy Adonis you're talking to

at some housewarming party?

Oh, I'm not going to that party.

- Oh, you are. - I have no date prospects.

- You do. - My mom tried to set me up with someone,