My Amazing Boyfriend 2 (Wo De Qi Miao Nan You 2 / 我的奇妙男友2)

I didn't know how to answer you

two days earlier

Now you got the answer?

Yes

I thought about it

We broke up peacefully

No cheating or any other serious problems

It's just we couldn't get along

My bad

Nope, I have some problems, too

So it's not a bad idea

to be your neighbor and friend

even if we can't make a couple

You really think so?

Sure

I always befriended my ex

But I don't raise any claims

or get them any trouble

So we're friends now

Sure we are!

What a beautiful moonlight!

Perhaps you got a different pair of eyes

So that you can see the moon

Yep, I can see it

Time to go to bed now

Good night

Good night

Here it is

An old man in the Homeless Man Hospice

3 months ago

accords with your description

He's got five fingerprint scars on his left wrist

But he was picked away

by a distant relative a month ago

And his home address

and phone number

were all fabricated

I'm back

Dinner's ready

Is my doorbell broken?

No, it still works

Then you should know nobody's at home

Sure, and thank you for not changing your password

Or it would be a trespass

if I get in through the window

It is a trespass

even if you know the password!

Call the police

Tell them your neighbor has done too much grocery shopping

and know you would be starving after work

so he used the password to open the door

and made you this feast

Get me arrested

if you think that's a trespass

Or sit down to eat

Nope

He would have noticed my pregnancy soon

if he stays around too often

The line must be drawn

You must be busy

Feng Dongdong will do the dishes

Why don't you go back home now?

It's okay

Didn't you know it's an expulsion order?

Why can't you pretend to be busy?

You're cursing me in your heart

Now you're a mind reader?

I'm kidding

So you really were cursing me, right?

Who would not be angry

when seeing a neighbor cooking at his house

after work?

Then tell me

what kind of a neighbor would you wish to have?

Help to receive a delivery

when I'm out

Help water my flowers when watering his

or share some delicious food sometimes

That would be a great neighbor

Good

What's good?

Help to receive a delivery

when you're out

Help water your flowers when watering mine

Share a bowl of delicious food

when cooked one

OMG! Xue Lingqiao

Are you Xue Lingqiao?

When did you become a gift-taker?

You used to be a rejecter

to anything all the time

Can't I?

Of course you can. Keep on

Tian Jingzhi, hello?

Please help me

I'm being hunted by human beings

I'm here

Got the room card?

Piece of cake

It's your time

Don't worry. I'm professional

Sorry, but it might be a mistake

The room is still occupied

My boyfriend booked this room

and he also invited other girls

So can I make a phone call in the room and

and ask a room change?

You sucks

Hello, lady

Yunzhen asked you here, right?

Tell me

How much do you need to leave my boyfriend?

Just give me a number

I suck?

Young lady

It's really insulting

Why would a four-month-pregnant woman

go making out with other man?

What are you talking about?

I already checked at the front desk

He is my boyfriend

Boyfriend

What kind of a boyfriend would

cheat on her girlfriend?

If I were you

I'd cut his dick out

with a pair of scissors

Men are all philanderers

I was hoping to have a comfortable life after marriage

I gave birth to a daughter at first

Her son-preferred grandma refused to babysit

leaving my daughter wearing diapers at 3

If I can give birth to a son this time

wouldn't they

treat me with respect?

Young lady

Don't follow my footsteps

We're like slaves to men

I'm still on business trips right now

And got a flu in the flight

Sorry, miss

I might have made a mistake

I gotta go now

You're safe now

Such a coward

Hiding in the closet because of a woman

What can I do?

I can't expose my identity in front of her

and I can't beat her

Then you aren't dare to show up?

She's strong

More powerful than me

She's weird

Like a dogskin plaster

I can't get her off me

She refused to break up with me

You don't know how I regret

to meet her at first!

You can only blame on yourself

Time to leave now

Wait

I thought about it

Sine you're making a thorough break with Xue

It's better to get an abortion

But due to your identity

this freak in your uterus

would cause a sensation in the hospital

Isn't it popular for actresses

to study abroad now?

Go

There are some private hospitals abroad

And you may recover soon

with my blood

But

I don't have a visa

Go get one

And my belly shows no signal right now

Maybe it's gonna be a three-year-pregnancy

No need to hurry

You have to cut the knot

What good of keeping it?

Weren't you against of me

not wanting a baby before?

Why changed so quickly?

Coz you're gonna be my wife

Then have my baby

You're like a sponge

What does that mean?

Sponges lived on earth for 6 hundred million years

They lost their brain during evolution

and have no neuro

All they do to survive

is to filter the seawater

Come on

You already become a commentator of the sea world

after you bought the aquarium

Come on

Your daughter was rejected by a variety show

And you're here petting a sponge?

Which one?