HYPNOSISMIC -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

Whoa! So, this is the gateway to Chuohku.

Looks like they spent an awful lot of money on security.

Hey there! Ichiro!

Whoa! What's the big idea?!

Hey now! It's me , Ichiro!

Ramuda! Don't go around flinging yourself at people like that!

Eh-hehehe!

Ramuda, thou shalt not unduly fraternize with those we may engage in battle.

I don't see any harm in it, do you?

Since we're the ones who are gonna win and all.

Well, that is also an accurate assessment.

Brother Ichi, behind you...

Matenro has arrived.

It's been a while, Ichiro.

And...

Amemura, as well.

Dr. Jakurai, how goes it?

Blech... It's that old coot Jakurai...

Ah-haha! Jakurai, long time, no see!

I heard that, Amemura.

Why, I don't know what you mean!

Howdy, guys!

I'm Matenro's Hifumi Izanami!

But my friends call me Hifuming!

Uh, yeah. I'm Ichiro Yamada.

P-Please forgive him...

He can be so rude...

Uh, sure. It's not a problem.

Well, well!

It appears as though everyone's here.

Hmm. Everyone here looks so formidable.

I look forward to finding out just how worthy an opponent they really are.

Ichiro Yamada, you hypocritical piece of shit, I've missed you so much.

Yeah, same here.

Samatoki! Long time, no see!

Get off me, you pain in the ass!

What's wrong with it? I haven't seen you such a long time!

Why, you! If you don't cut it out, I'll pulverize ya, you little twat!

Hey!

It's not polite to disappear suddenly while someone's talking.

Bleah!

Samatoki!

That's Samatoki, sir , to you, you stinkin' sack of shit!

I don't have an ounce of respect for you the way you are now!

Oh, this should be fun...

I'll muzzle that smart-ass mouth of yours...

Right here, right now!

It's not like I'm bothering you or anything, Jakurai.

Won't you just leave me alone?

It pains me terribly to say this, but...

...it appears that I just cannot bring myself to like you.

Eh-heh! Don't worry about it!

Wanna know why, Jakurai? 'Cause I...

...really, really, really, really hate your guts, too!

Get ready for an ass-whipping!

Heh! Sez you!

Ah-heh! Drop dead now, okay!

You leave me no other choice. This is an act of self-defense!

Enough, you swine!

--Huh?! --Huh?! --Huh?!

Huh?!

She's...

Th-There're so many women...

Da fuck's yer problem?!

Are you asking to be disqualified?

Just try it, you fuckin' bitch!

You imbecile!

That's Ichijiku Kadenokoji. She's the Special Advisor to the Prime Minister,

Superintendent General of the Metropolitan Police Department,

and Director of the Administrative Inspection Bureau.

With a snap of her fingers,

she can do with us as she sees fit!

Like any of that matters!

This is exactly why, you barbaric men...

An important match is about to start.

I'll let you off with a warning just this once.

Now, hurry up and get ready!

Ramuda, what's the matter?

Ah-heh! Nothing's the matter!

I was just thinking about what a scary lady that was.

Come, ye two! Let us be on our way.

Should we remain here, Ramuda is likely to get himself into another altercation.

Hey! I won't do that anymore, I promise!

So thou sayest...

Bleah!

U-Um, Doctor, are you all right?

Please forgive me for behaving so childishly.

N-No, we didn't think you...

It's so totally not like you to get all testy like that, Doctor.

It just shows you that I, too, am still far from perfect.

Come, let us also be on our way.

--Big Bro... --Hmm?

Brother Ichi, what happened between you and him?

Samatoki.... tried to kill you two.

I'll never forgive him.

Are you talking about the time that Saburo and I were abducted by Chuohku?

Yeah...

Samatoki?!

Sir?! I'm begging you!

If you press that button, my kid brothers will...

Like I give a fuck.

Samatoki! Don't!

Th-That's what happened, huh?

Samatoki Aohitsugi...

I'll tear that asshole a new one, I swear...

Brother Ichi, I'll pitch in, too!

Let's do our best together!

Big Bro! I'm here for you, too, you know?

I'm more useful than Saburo over here!

What are you going on about? I'm the one that spoke up first.

I'm just tellin' it like it is, man.

I'm a heck of a lot more useful than you are.

Yeah, guys. I'm counting on you! Jiro, Saburo!

--Yeah! --OK!

Ow! Tsk! God damn it!

Ichiro Yamada... Did something happen between the two of you?

We are a team.

There may be something we can assist you with.

Tell us what happened.

Nemu left me on account of that bastard.

Nemu, your younger sister?

Nemu!

I believe what Ichiro told me, and I've made up my mind.

So, you'd better not stand in my way!

I won't be satisfied till that asshole gets what's comin' to him

for smooth talkin' her.

Hmm. In that case, let us handle the two younger brothers.

He's right.

We'll make every effort to ensure that no one interferes with you.

Thanks, guys, I owe ya one.

We will now hold the final tournament of the First Division Rap Battle!

Ms. Otome Tohoten, head of the Party of Words, will make the opening remarks!

The rule of force and the wicked practice of bloodshed has come to an end,

and a new age has dawned in which the power of words holds sway.

Each team uses words to vie for each other's territory.

This serves as proof that words are imbued with power.

Now, take up that mic and demonstrate your might!

The final tournament of the First Division Rap Battle will now begin!

Now, let us review the tournament rules!

"LOSS CONDITIONS"

"VICTORY CONDITIONS"

"LOSS CONDITIONS" "VICTORY CONDITIONS"

The time limit is 30 minutes.

"LOSS CONDITIONS" "VICTORY CONDITIONS"

Anyone that doesn't get up after a ten-count, gives up,

"LOSS CONDITIONS" "VICTORY CONDITIONS"

or is out of the ring for 30 seconds or longer will be disqualified!

The winning team is the one with the most survivors at the end of the time limit

or the one that completely defeats the opposing team!

We will now begin the first battle!

White side up means Buster Bros!!! gets the first attack.

Black side up means MAD TRIGGER CREW gets it.

And the first attack goes to...

...Buster Bros!!!

And now, for the first battle!

Get Ready...

Bring The Beat!!!

Bring The Beat!!!

I'm up first, you goddamn pig!

H-Hey, Jiro!

You did better than I expected but try not to get crushed after one verse.

Gahhh! Ungh!

--Jiro! --Eh-hehe...

Just lost my balance there for a sec.