Darkwing Duck

3, 2, 1!

Let's get dangerous.

Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!

Look out!

Let's get dangerous.

Ah, Darkwing, dining in my favorite place

with my favorite duck.

It's all so romantic.

Romantic.

Right.

Of course, any place I'm with you

is romantic in my book, Morgana.

Oh, Dark, how sweet.

Aww.

I'm with you, Archie.

Get a life.

Is something wrong, Dark, darling?

You've hardly touched your food.

Yeah, well, I never really liked fast food.

Besides, I just can't get my mind off... diamonds.

Diamonds? As in "engagement ring"?

No. As in "crime ring."

Diamonds are disappearing all across St. Canard.

Oh, I see. You're talking about a case.

Well, I could help you with that.

Ho-ho-ho-ho. Hold it.

The last time you helped me you turned me into a rutabaga.

Well, that was just a teeny accident.

Oh, sorry, Morgana,

but I just can't have you getting in my way again.

So I get in your way, is that it?

I... well, uh, perhaps I should rephrase that.

Ooh!

OK, you're upset, right?

That's not upset. This is upset!

Watch it!

Morg!

Well, it's not the best date

they've ever had.

But it is fun to watch.

Ah, a diamond engagement ring.

Perfect for the Negaduck collection.

Well, Myrtle, will you marry me?

What's the matter, pal?

Don't you believe in love at first fright?

I'd better check this out.

Ah... Morgana Macawber.

She used to be a first-rate crook.

Till she fell for that second-rate crime fighter,

Darkwing Duck.

Ooh... this is just the sort of immature behavior

I'd expect from an ex-crook.

So that's what this is all about.

You don't trust me.

No, no, no, no. Not at all.

It's just that they say people never really change.

What?!

I didn't say it, they said it.

I mean, I'm saying it now. I wish they were here.

Darkwing, if you can't trust me,

then you can consider us through!

Oh, but, Morgana!

We and... me and... you and I... Oh, boy.

Ah, her magic would fit perfectly into my plan.

Time to go a-courtin'.

Wait a second, Morgana!

Sweetie pie, I... oh, boy.

Ouch. OK.

I'll deal with Darkwing Diplomat.

Eek and Squeak, you guys work on Morgana.

We'll have this romance

patched up in no time.

Absolutely not! Never! Not in a million years!

Forget it. I'd rather give up my Hex-of-the-Month club

than ever talk to Darkwing again.

Oh, dear. That might be him now.

How do I look? Am I pale enough? Are my cobwebs straight?

I got it.

Ho-hum. Now, who could this be?

Negaduck?!

What are you doing here, you... you villain?

Oh, villain no more, Morgana.

I have reformed.

I find that hard to believe.

Oh, woe is me.

I expected this from the others, but you...

you once were a criminal.

If you don't trust me, who will?

Um, well, that is, I, uh...

Oh, well,

- of course I trust you. - Oh, thank you! Thank you!

You don't know how much this means to me.

Morgana, I'm sorry. I...

- Yi-yi. - Darkwing.

What's going on here?

You won't believe it. Negaduck has given up his evil ways.

You're right. I don't believe it.

Oh, but it's true. I've started my own company.

Negasweets.

I make Valentine candy.

Like what? Chocolate-covered grenades?

OK, Morgana,

what were you and the Casanova of crime really up to?

Why, Darkwing, don't tell me.

You're jealous.

Moi? Jealous of Negaduck?

Oh, sure, he's incredibly handsome,

a snappy dresser, fabulously wealthy,

but I, on the other hand, am... desperate!

Oh, please, please, please!

Don't toss me aside, Morgana.

Please, give me one more chance, I beg of you!

Look, tomorrow's Valentine's Day.

I'll take you on the greatest date of your life.

Sure. You two go have your fun.

I'll be just fine.

So what if unbearable temptations

lure me back to a life of crime and degradation.

Uh... I know. Why don't all three of us go out?

You wanna bring a criminal on a date with us?

Former criminal. Or do you still think people never change?

Who me? No, no, no. No way.

Then let's forgive and forget.

Yeah. Let's let bygones be bygones.

From now on, we'll all be pals.

This carnival's nothing but a bunch of creeps,

mutants and misfits.

Just like my last family reunion.

So are you boys having fun?

- No. - Yes.

Good. Now, let's see, what should we do first?

How about getting rid of the competition?

You don't fool me, Negaduck.

- En garde! - Darkwing!

You ought to be ashamed. We're all friends now, remember?

Yeah! Remember?

Um, but he... and he...

with fire and ouch and...

burns and... Oh!

Come on, guys, Dad needs our help.

Ah, here we are.

The perfect Valentine's Day ride.

Negaduck, you are not taking my date into the tunnel of love!

Why, of course not, Dark.

This is a ride for lovers.

Now, you two, enjoy.

Uh, thanks... I guess.

You know, maybe I was wrong about Negaduck.

Maybe he really has reformed.

Oh, Dark, darling,

you see, you can trust people.

Yeah, Dark, darling, you can even trust me.

Trust me to obliterate you.

Well, now that we're all alone in the tunnel of love,

how about a little kiss?

A kiss?

Sure, why not? I mean...

One kiss coming up.

Happy Valentine's Day, Darkwing Dunce.

I'm ready... Darkwing?

Well, for his sake, I hope he went to get a breath mint.

Hey, get me outta here, please!

Oh, Morgana, you just missed Darkwing.

You've seen him? Where did he go?

Oh, dear. I promised I wouldn't say anything.

OK, you dragged it out of me. He went off to foil some crime.

Without me?

He said he would've asked

for your help, but, well...

once a crook always a crook.

He said that?

Ooh, why, that arrogant, dirty, rotten, no-good, parasitic,

untrusting, uncaring, unmannered,

scurrilous, little... Oh!

It's gonna take a miracle to get Morgana and Dad together now.

Hey, wait, whoa! Eek, Squeak, slow down!

Watch it! Careful! No, no! Not so fast!