Teen Titans Go!

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What a beautiful Easter morning.

As he does every year,

the Easter Bunny has hidden a variety

of Easter eggs across the yard.

Ooh! The plastic eggs of color with the candy yolks!

Now, the Easter Bunny has gone to great lengths

to hide these eggs in plain sight.

Be on the lookout for them, poking out from behind bushes,

sitting inside the groove of a tire swing

or lying in the not-so-tall grass.

What are we waiting for?

Let's do this!

Ooh! Ooh!

Oh.

Come on, come on, come on, where are the eggs?

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Ha! Oh.

Huh! Huh!

Oh, man!

- Hmm. - Ooh! Ohh!

Uh, uh, guys, I found one!

Ooh!

Wait, never mind. It's a dog poop.

Look.

I found one egg that the Bunny Easter

neglected to color.

That was not the Easter egg.

Maybe instead of candy eggs,

the Easter Bunny hid dog poops and tiny birds.

Well, I'll collect tiny birds

but I'm not collecting dog poops.

Titans! I've scoured every inch of the island.

There is not a single Easter egg.

In fact, there is no evidence

that the Easter Bunny was here at all.

No Easter eggs?

No Easter baskets?

No rabbits encased in the chocolates?

Lots of dog poops!

Titans, I fear something terrible

has happened to the holiday hare.

And if we don't find him, Easter will be ruined!

Titans, go!

I just realized I have no idea where we're going.

Does anyone know where the Easter Bunny lives?

Ah, uh, a hole in the ground?

Yes, but where?

Uh, Easter Island?

That place has nothing to do with Easter!

How is it we know every detail about Santa,

how much he weighs, his facial skin conditions,

the occasional ups and downs with his wife.

Yet, we know nothing about the Easter Bunny.

I think he has pink fur

and hangs out with baby marshmallow chickens.

Doesn't he like wear a vest or something?

I imagine he is the half-man half-rabbit.

And lays the Easter eggs we eat.

Uh, that's disgusting, Star.

- Keep those thoughts to yourself. - I apologize.

All right, new plan!

Since our intel on the Easter Bunny is limited.

I've rounded up a few of his known holiday associates.

Even if they know where the bunny is,

who says they'll talk?

They'll talk.

Listen, here, you fat baby.

Tell us where the Easter Bunny is

and we'll go easy on you.

Ow! Ah!

Please, do you really think your love arrows

will have an effect on us?

I mean, look at Cyborg.

He's so big and so strong.

You think so?

All right, Cupid, cough up the info

on the bunny, and you can go home.

Although, who would want to

with these good-looking guys around?

Guys, we're losing focus.

Huddle up.

Huddle closer.

A little more.

That's it.

We will be engaging in the talks with you in one moment,

President of the United States, Washington.

Let's do this good cop, bad cop style.

Agreed.

All right, Washington,

as a representative of President's Day,

you must know where this rabbit is.

I don't know.

Where is the bunny?

I said, "Where is the bunny?"

Look me in the eyes and tell me the truth.

We'll try,

but we got lost in those eyes, bruh.

We don't ever want to find our way out.

All right, turkey,

have you seen this rabbit?

It is time to talk the turkey!

It is fun to do the role-play.

Did you get anything?

All we found was comfort in each other's arms.

So, it's a dead end?

These low level holiday mascots are useless.

We have to go straight to the top!