Good Girls

Previously on "Good Girls"...

They're gonna take the house.

I made you something.

It's literally nail polish remover,

hydrogen peroxide, and bleach.

She's a terrible human being,

and she thinks, because she lives

in this clean little bubble, that on one's gonna notice.

Be good, okay?

Maybe the man just needed a greeting card.

Throw it on.

Thanks again for working your magic.

I wish I could do more.

I murdered the kids' dad, all right?

Marcus' dad... he sets us up.

- What if he doesn't come back? - How much?

I'm not taking your money.

Can we not use the phrase "a friend."

He's dead.

One last name popped up.

Well, how much did you get for it?

300.

Well, where am I supposed to put my clothes?

Where you put 'em now.

You know that grandfather clock has been

in my family for, like, two generations?

The girls think it's haunted.

Yeah, with the Boland dynasty.

It has nine bids, Dean.

Well, what about your country, rustic thingy?

No offers yet.

So surprised.

We need the money, okay?

- I got to pay her back, Dean. - I just got to pay her back.

Hey, Mama.

- Daddy! - What's up, man?

How you doing?

Need to get that doorbell fixed.

Hey, Mom.

I made you something.

- Want to see it? - Yeah.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

Check it out.

- It's cool? - Yeah.

Yeah?

He missed you.

I'm back now.

So what's up?

Can you come to one of my games?

- Yeah. - Yeah, Mama got you hoopin' now?

No, soccer.

- Soccer? - Yeah.

How you get into that?

A mom friend at the park.

We're not paying her to check Instagram.

It's fine, it's fine.

We're paying her to make sure that our baby doesn't die.

- All right. - All right.

Uh...

To nationals, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Resolved... that my son is the coolest, smartest,

most talkiest debater in all of southeastern Michigan...

Okay.

Soon to be the entire nation.

Mom.

Yay, Sadie!

Ben.

Of course, yeah...

- I'm... I'm sorry. - It's okay.

Takes a minute.

Ben.

- To Ben. - To Ben, to Ben.

Your order will be up in just a minute.

- Thanks. - Oh.

So now that we're all to...

- Can I have a green tea? - Mm-hmm.

So we wanted to thank you.

Oh...

- For what? - No, no, not here.

We're in couples therapy.

Oh, yep, there it is.

And... and we're really doing great work.

Well, I guess we have a lot to celebrate.

And Dr. Cohen mentioned that you could possibly play

a role in our healing.

Ew.

Well, that's not really what he said exactly.

Well, honey, he did say

that she's the reason that you slipped up.

- Excuse me. - Can I use the restroom?

- Yes. - Yes, now.

Please.

Okay, look, in the spirit of Ben...

What else did, uh, Dr. Cohen say?

What if we just table this debate, huh?

Well, he said that you're a tiny bit...

broken.

Wow.

And a little bit lost.

- Wow. - Oh, God.

And that you are trying to fix yourself

by using my husband's...

you know...

And... and that it's just kind of, like,

this dysfunctional pattern,

and it is going to keep repeating itself

until we all...

figure this out.

It's deep stuff.

- Mm. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - What's your take, Gregg?

Um, just that if you would like

to talk with him

that we would cover it.

I have his card.

Here.

Your Dante's Inferno.

You sure?

We got to pay electric.

What about our phone?

Send the check for phone to water.

Send the water to phone.

They see we had good intentions.

Yeah, take 'em at least a couple weeks to sort out.

And we still take showers.

Yeah, well, not Li'l Money.

Truly, he smells like hamsters and burps.

I hate how good we are at this.

- I know. - Bill roulette.

Hey, still works.

Hey, Darryl.

When?

What do you mean by "helping"?

Pointing out everything that I'm doing wrong.

Dog, I've been on that for years.

Oh, she's more specific...

Like where I keep my trash bags,

what I feed my kids,

the way I wear my "rouge," as she puts it.

Too much, right?

Too little.

Hmm.

Hey, uh, this hot dog tastes weird.

It's been spinning under a light bulb for three days.

I need a refund.

- You bought gas station meat. - Make better choices.

Hey, can I talk to your manager?

Ooh.

Just kick her ass to the curb.

She's cleaning and doing the laundry.

She ironed Dean's underwear.

It's Ruby.

Hey, lady.

Do you guys sell flowers?

Jesus.

Yeah.

What is up with the teddy bears at these things?

I just mean... they were adults.

Everybody go to the same Kroger to get flowers?

Can you not?

I'm just saying.

The man is dead, okay?

He did try to frame Stan.

Annie.

And lock us up.

He lost his life.

Okay.

That's not how that works.

You all right?

It is really weird.

Guess we're back in business.

Here's what we do.

Little help here?

We print 20 mil, one big run, buy a giant super yacht.

Can I put my mother-in-law on it?

Round-the-world cruise?

Round and round and then round again.

No, because we sell it

for a fleet of private jets...

money washed.

Boom.

What do we do with jets?

Sell 'em to the Saudis.

Boom.

- Stop saying "boom." - Um, and we need that.

Fine.

How would you wash the money?

What would he do?

She means gang friend.

Yeah, I connected those dots.

He outsourced.

Yeah, we did that, and we got banned from Costco for life.

Literally, I grocery shop at the dollar store.

Okay...

what if we didn't use people like us?

You mean like people like him?

Yeah.

Where do we find those people?

Hey, how was soccer?