Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania (हम्प्टी शर्मा की दुल्हनिया)

What's wrong with this city?

Somewhere there are ashes and somewhere smoke.

Why doesn't someone say something?

Why do we endure smoke quietly?

Now it's the limit of endurance.

Stop smoking. The world will move on.

Smoking at public places is prohibited.

Violation will lead to penalty.

Don't smoke. Or let others smoke.

You will have to pay a heavy price for smoking.

Who doesn't want to be happy?

But at what price?

You will have to pay a heavy price for smoking.

Smoking is injurious for you.

And for your dear ones.

You will have to pay a heavy price for smoking.

Humpty!

Humpty!

Humpty, hurry up, bro...

It's almost time for your exam!

Stop pressurizing him, man!

You know he has trouble with... pressure.

What are you doing, man?!

Stop wasting time...

You're done for in this exam, buddy.

Chill, Shonty...

I know everything.

What is this, Humpty?

Sir! I've left everything to the mercy of God!

Sir, my father says, what you don't know, leave to God!

And I really don't know History...

so I've left it to God.

You're going to fail, man...

Listen to me. Copy a few answers.

Sir, my father says "no cheating." I can't break his trust.

Don't worry, sir! God will handle everything!

Okay, sir? Jai Mata Di!

Best of luck.

Fool... fool... fool fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"

"FooI... fool... fool... foo ..."

"Emotional Fool"

"FooI... fool... fool... foo ..."

"Emotional Fool"

"FooI... fool... fool... foo ..."

"Emotional..."

"You'll get in trouble if you listen to this fraud of a heart'

Oh, baby, my heart's a liar'

"Reciting Ghalib's poetry, pretending he's a poet"

Can't think of enough curses to give him"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool - Speed up.

Fool... fool... fool fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"

"FooI... fool... fool... foo ..."

My heart gets lonely all by itself'

"After a few shots, confesses to me"

All it wants is an Indian girl

"And it wants me to set them up"

"A fun and whimsical damsel"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

"My heart's not a bad guy"

Albeit a little unreliable

"And so restless "

"So very restless"

"Does exactly what he wants"

"Without a spare thought for poor me"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

My heart is an emotional fool

Fool

"Emotional Fool"

"FooI... fool... fool... foo ..."

"Emotional..."

Chest... 44.

44!

Look, Mum.

Chest is still 44 inches.

Let your chest swell up with pride, my son!

Like Sylvester Stallone!

Bansi! - Yes?

You've taken Kavya‘s measurements for her gown, right?

No Ma'am. Kavya and her sister have gone to the cyber cafe.

How do you know?

Sir, they rushed off in front of me!

I told her I had to take her measurements but...

Kavya said she won't wear a local gown.

Really? - Hmm.

What a drama queen she is.

How do you like it?!

Screw you! You've got a designer gown!

Of course! And it cost 2 and a half lakhs!

2 and a half akhs!

How did you convince your dad?!

Emotional blackmail!

Papa, it's my only wedding!

I've always wanted this! Etc...

It's a great colour.

I know!

Did you talk to your dad yet?

My brother flips out anytime I mention the designer gown!

And Dad starts laughing!

Kavya! Everyone must be ready for breakfast... hurry up!

2 minutes, sis!

Just come to Delhi!

You can help me with the wedding and you can buy your gown from here!

The showrooms are going to get the latest stock of designer gowns, anyway!

Yeah! Great idea!

Okay, I'll call you later... Bye!

- Wants to book trucks for 4 nights, but won't give an advance...

What a miser!

Let it go for now.

Dad!

We'll talk to Diwan after Diwali.

Papa. - Why are you shouting?

Why didn't you give your measurements today?

Dad, listen.

I will only get married in Kareena Kapoor's designer gown.

Otherwise say 'goodbye' to the groom!

Why such a fuss over a damn gown!

Son. Relax.

What's the problem with a local gown?

Grandma wore a local wedding gown.

Hmph! My mother-in-law selected it.

Horrible! With fake gold threading!

The jewelry set that came with it was fake too!

Dad... I'm only going to get married once.

I didn't get to choose the groom.

At least, let me choose the wedding gown!

I didn't get to choose my groom or my gown!

I've seen what happens when people get to choose...

Dear.

Dad, my wedding gown!

Okay, how much is it for?

Rs. 5 lakhs!

It was only 2 until yesterday, now it's 5?!

Gurpreet's gown costs Rs. 2 and a half lakhs!

I deserve at least double that rate!

You can't wear something so expensive.

Look for something within Rs. 40-50 thousand.

Why are you being so cheap?! We have so much money!

So what if we have money!

Next you'll ask for a send off in a helicopter!

Money doesn't grow on trees!

Dad! - He's right.

Fine. I don't want your help.

I'll buy my gown myself.

Where are you going?!

Delhi! To Uncle's house!

I'll beg, borrow, steal, but I'll get my gown!

If you want to rob, do it here in Ambala?

Why do you need to go to Delhi?!

By the time I earn Rs. 5 lakhs in Ambala, I'll be an old lady.

You can earn big bucks only in big cities.

Son... Call your uncle and tell him Kavya's coming to stay for a few days.

C)k-.

Not just a few days!

I'm only coming back after Gurpreet's wedding!

With. My. Gown!

Son... Stop taunting Swati.

Stopping the taunts, won't heal the wounds, Mum.

Swati, please.

Don't say a word.

I fell in love with the wrong man.

Then I married him and humiliated dad.

I should be punished.

What punishment, Swati?!

How is it your fault that he turned out to be a scoundrel?

It is my fault.

Dad tried to stop me, but I didn't listen.

Mom.

Stop blaming yourself, child.

Some relationships are meant to be short-lived.

It's the Almighty's decision.

Marrying Param was my decision, Mom.

God isn't responsible for my mistakes.

Forget about me.

Go have fun in Delhi for a month!

You won't get these days back.

Everything will be different in America.

Get a sexy wedding gown.

Whatever you do, don't land up in jail!

Shonty! - Yes.

You're sure Mr. Shastri is going to check the History paper, right?

Yes. - How many times do I have to tell you?

I got the information straight from the office.

He's been checking these papers for the last 5 years!

Humpty! If the professor complains about you, they'll fail you!

My dear Poplu... I'm going to fail anyway, right?

Dude... since when do you care about passing?!

Bro when heroes fail their exams in movies...