Babes in Toyland (1961) (Babes in Toyland)

***Subtitles by gnl***

Hello, everybody.

My name is Sylvester. Sylvester J. Goose.

My friends call me syl, or sometimes silly.

At this time, it is with unmitigated pleasure...

Sylvester, talk faster.

Talk faster?

You're lucky to find a goose who can talk at all.

As I was saying, it is my pleasure to present

your hostess for this occasion, weighing 189 pounds...

Sylvester!

I present the one and only mother goose.

Thank you, Sylvester.

Blabbermouth.

I'm here to invite you to a celebration in our village.

Tomorrow is the wedding of Tom and Mary.

2 of my closest friends.

I know.

So put on your best smile, set free your imagination,

and come with us to mother goose village.

Sylvester?

All right, boys, open the curtains!

¶ Down in the square ¶

¶ in the mother goose village square ¶

¶ all the people gather ¶

¶ when there's some excitement in the air ¶

¶ see how they run ¶

¶ for they always have lots of fun ¶

¶ exchanging bits of gossip ¶

¶ and the news of everyone ¶

¶ come join the crowd ¶

¶ you'll be happy and mighty proud ¶

¶ to be welcome where so few outsiders ¶

¶ ever are allowed ¶

¶ you'll mingle with the people ¶

¶ you'll meet everybody there ¶

¶ down at the village square ¶

¶ here comes bo-peep ¶

¶ who is never without her sheep ¶

¶ there's Jack and Jill ¶

¶ who have tumbled down the hill ¶

¶ come and meet the people and see what's in the air ¶

¶ down at the village square ¶

¶ Jack be nimble, Jack be quick ¶

¶ do your trick with a candlestick ¶

¶ simple Simon met a pie-man ¶

¶ going to the fair ¶

¶ show us, Simon, what the pie-man ¶

¶ demonstrated there ¶

¶ lemonade ¶

¶ let's have a lemonade ¶

¶ fill your cup and join us ¶

¶ in the grand parade ¶

¶ be aware ¶

¶ tomorrow's big affair ¶

¶ is the wedding in the garden glade ¶

¶ good neighbors, soon we'll see ¶

¶ man and wife to be ¶

¶ dancing with each other so contentedly ¶

¶ to youth and love ¶

¶ may neither ever fade ¶

¶ to Tom and Mary ¶

¶ drink a lemonade ¶

Tom!

Mary!

¶ Lemonade ¶

¶ let's have a lemonade ¶

¶ here's to all the bright and lovely plans they've made ¶

¶ drink to life ¶

¶ their long and happy life ¶

¶ while they face the future unafraid ¶

¶ good neighbors, here we see ¶

¶ groom and bride-to-be ¶

¶ beaming at each other oh, so trustingly ¶

¶ may all their dreams come true and never fade ¶

¶ to Tom and Mary ¶

¶ drink a lemonade ¶

fie on you, you frivolous fools.

Your tide is at the surge.

Today you sing a happy song.

Tomorrow... A dirge!

Fah!

You see, unbeknownst to Mary, she inherits scads of money

when she marries.

Thus it carries, that if I'm to get my hands on Mary's money,

the person Mary marries must be me. Not Tom, me.

I must do away with Tom.

Gonzorgo!

Rodrigo!

Come, let us plot.

Ow!

Idiots!

Now, gentlemen, it is said you'll do anything for money.

You see, your infamous reputation is widespread.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Barnaby.

Now make note while I plan this little caper.

Mark this down.

Mark this down.

Item one... item one... Kidnap Tom.

Kidnap Tom.

No, no, kidnap him.

Item 2... Item 2...

Throw him in the sea.

Throw him in the sea.

No, no, just throw him in the sea.

Item 3... item 3... Mary's sheep. Hmm.

These sheep support her.

Somehow I must thwart her.

She's much too independent with them.

Therefore, she must be without them.

Steal the sheep.

Steal the sheep.

No, steal them.

A-a-anything else, Mr. Barnaby?

That's all for now, gentlemen, and, uh,

when this deed is through, this tidy stipend is for you.

A pittance. Preposterous.

This experience should make us wiser.

We do not do business with a miser.

Come, Rodrigo.

We are wasting our time.

Behold, my mercenary friends.

Does this satisfy your greed?

Oh, indeed it does.

Indeed it does.

Gonzorgo, Rodrigo, let us scheme.

¶ I embezzle and I swindle ¶

¶ and I keep 2 sets of books ¶

¶ and the income tax collector ¶

¶ always gives me dirty looks ¶

¶ now the thought of Mary's money ¶

¶ has a very strong appeal ¶

¶ so underhandedly I've planned ¶

¶ another shady deal ¶

¶ and I won't be happy ¶

¶ till I get it ¶

¶ unwittingly some papers she will sign ¶

¶ she will never have a hint ¶

¶ that in the finer print ¶

¶ her inheritance is mine, all mine ¶

¶ we enjoy committing mayhem ¶

¶ for a monetary gain ¶

¶ and we specialize in crimes ¶

¶ which are completely inhumane ¶

¶ now we're on our way to steal some sheep ¶

¶ and drown the boy at sea ¶

¶ and then directly we'll collect ¶

¶ a very handsome fee ¶

¶ and we won't be happy till we get it ¶

¶ in some lagoon, a body soon will splash ¶

¶ we're eager to proceed ¶

¶ to do this evil deed ¶

¶ just as long as we are paid in cash ¶

¶ we're an awful gruesome threesome ¶

¶ and we're rotten to the core ¶

¶ of the jobs we pull, you'll see some ¶

¶ that will make you hate us more ¶

¶ whether larceny or murder ¶

¶ makes no difference what the crime ¶

¶ we'll forge a check or cut your neck ¶

¶ if we can make a dime ¶

¶ and we won't be happy till we get it ¶

¶ oh, what a shame ¶

¶ they'll hate our name in town ¶

¶ but what are we to do? ¶

¶ unhappily, it's true ¶

¶ we'll take anything that's not nailed down ¶

¶ and we won't be happy till we get it ¶

¶ Mary, Mary ¶

¶ quite contrary ¶

¶ how does your garden grow? ¶

¶ with silver bells ¶

¶ and cockle shells ¶

¶ and pretty little maids ¶

¶ in a row ¶

shh.

Did you bring the mallet?

Good. Now remember, you hit him on the head with the mallet,

and I'll put him in the sack. Is that clear?

Not now.

He isn't even here yet.

Now, we'll wait until they...

Get ready. Get ready!

Shh. Here they come.

I wonder if he'll try to kiss her.

¶ I've been dreaming ¶

¶ through the long, lonely past ¶

¶ dreaming ¶

¶ I would find you at last ¶

¶ locked in my arms ¶

¶ ever to stay ¶

¶ just a whisper away ¶

¶ now we're here, love ¶

¶ with that moment ¶

¶ in view ¶

¶ here, love ¶

¶ and it's all coming true ¶

¶ all that I've dreamed ¶

¶ day after day ¶

¶ just a whisper ¶