Villain

Fucking... Fucking, come on...

No...

Shut up, fuck.

Oi, come here!

Come back here, you little weasel!

Fucking toerag, come here!

Why the fuck you sniveling?

Take your clothes off.

- What? - You heard him!

Get your fucking clothes off.

- Why? - Just fucking do it!

I'm doing it!

Come on, stop sniveling and be a man.

Come on, hurry up, get on your fucking knees.

Look, look, Roy, he's fucking pissed himself!

The dirty little cunt!

Get on your fucking knees!

Fuckin' hell, Roy. Please don't do this to me, Roy.

Please don't do this to me!

Please, Roy. I'm sorry, Roy.

Please don't do this to me.

Come on, Roy, just do him.

Just fuckin' do him.

- Please, God, no. - God?

You say hello to him from me when you see him, yeah?

I'll tell you what...

Let's leave it to God.

No, Roy, don't! Please, wait!

Don't!

Oh, you lucky bastard!

Fuckin' hell!

Three weeks.

And then we want our money in full.

After that there's no more fucking chances,

no more excuses. You understand?

- I understand. - Good.

Now,

you take this,

as a little reminder about... go on take it...

of how close you came.

Next time, you get one in your nut. All right?

Good boy.

You lucky twat!

Don't forget to write to me, mate.

See ya later Billy boy.

See ya later, brother.

Danny, I need one minute.

Yeah.

Tommy, come here.

I do not wanna hear about you being back here, do you understand me?

Yeah, of course.

- Eddie Franks, yeah? - Yeah, the one and only.

Check that please.

Thanks for everything, Ed.

I really appreciate it.

You take care of yourself, boy.

You could have charged that.

All right, sign here.

This gives me so much pleasure, I cannot tell you.

Eddie Franks, you're free to go.

Thank you very much!

See you later.

Don't worry,

we'll keep your bed nice and warm for you, eh?

No mate, there's only one geezer here

doing a life sentence, and that ain't me.

Oh, and by the way,

don't be late for work tomorrow, yeah?

Listen, I'm winding you up.

Look after that family, Danny.

Yeah.

Here he is.

- What took you so long? - There he is!

Been out here waiting ten years!

Welcome home, bruv.

- So good to see ya. - Yeah, likewise, likewise.

You done a bit of weight?

You put it on, didn't ya?

You cheeky fucker!

What happened to your face?

Oh, nothing. I had a run-in

with some pisshead in the pub the other night.

He come off worse, believe me!

So, here she is. The old girl!

Well, she's hanging in there, Sean, eh?

Sure is.

I've hardly touched it to be honest.

Too scared in case I took a knock.

Not worth the ag? Is it?

You know that.

Here we are, do the honors.

Actually, do you mind if I don't?

Come on then, lively, jump in,

before they change their mind and throw you back inside!

Where do you wanna go first then?

I need a drink, do you know what I mean?

Rik?

Rik, this is Eddie.

Ed, this is Rikki.

Hello babe, nice to meet ya.

Yeah, same.

- What, is that it? - What?

You're not even gonna get up and say hello properly?

Babe, I just said hello.

You're fucking rude, you are.

And what do you want me to do?

- Sean, just leave it, mate. - Look at the state of this place.

- You could have at least tidied up a little bit. - What?

Most of it's your fucking mess. I'm not your skivvy.

At least let some light in, for fuck's sake.

She sleeps all day and stays up all night.

It's like living with a fucking vampire.

- Now fuck off, yeah? - It's disgusting.

Just make sure you're on time later.

Come on, I'll show you the room.

It's not much, I know.

But it'll do until we get the pub flat sorted.

I've hung some of your gear up in the wardrobe,

and the rest of it's in those bags.

I got you a few other little bits and pieces as well.

Hope you like 'em.

Put away your shit quickly and we'll slip, eh?

Oi...

It's really good to have you here, bruv.

I mean it.

Oi, please don't embarrass me in front of my brother,

- I'm begging ya. - What are you on about?

Just make an effort. It's all I ask.

- Okay. - Thank you!

Oi, just give me a bump.

- I ain't got nothing. - Don't lie. Come on, just give me one.

- I ain't got nothing! - Oh, come on. Please, babe!

Just a little one, all right?

Don't take the piss, that's all I've got.

Hurry up!

Gimme a little, will ya?

Getting it everywhere, what are you doing?

- Shut up. - Fuck's sake!

Do it off me then.

Fuckin' matter with you?

I'm gonna see ya later, all right? Am I all right?

You look hot.

Don't fuckin' start with that.

See ya later. Fuckin' eat something.

She's all right once you get to know her.

I mean, I didn't even bloody like her at first when I first met her.

She puts on this, like, hard front.

But once you get past that...

You sure this is the right address?

Yeah, 100 percent.

Why? What do you wanna do?

I dunno, let's just go.

Thank God for that.

Come on.

You all right, Jim?

Got a nice color there, mate.

Right.

Eddie!

- Jeany, baby! - Oh!

How are ya? You all right?

All the better for seeing you, love! Oh!

You look fantastic.

Well, funny enough, I was thinking exactly the same thing about you.

'Cause I'm standing in there,

looking at you in this lovely light,

and you ain't changed one bit

since the last time I seen you.

You have to love him, your brother.

Always was a brilliant liar!

Oh! It's nice to have you back, Ed. I mean it.

- Welcome home, boy. - Thanks, Jean.

Oh, Dave, hang on a minute, love.

Coming.

- All right, love, IPA? - Yeah, thanks.

I thought you said you decorated the place?

I did, about four years ago.

Even gave Jean a lick o' paint.

Fuckin' state of it, though, Sean.

I done me best.

It's been a struggle, especially the last couple of years.

We're lucky to still be up and running.

So how's the flat looking?

After the boiler flooded, the damp set in,

and everything just started rotting.

Then the electrics went, and that was it.

Just one thing after the other, Ed.

I just ain't had the dough.

Well, I'm here now, aren't I?

Anyway, look, don't worry for now.

You're home!

We should be celebrating, shouldn't we? Come on.

Yeah, listen, I need a little quick piss first.

Please tell me that toilet still works?

- Yeah, 'course. - Large G and T, plenty of ice and lemon.

- I'll catch you up. - Gotcha.

Where'd you get books from?

The geezer comes round. He's got a little mini library.

- Wow! - Went right through 'em.

- Free? - Yeah, ain't gotta pay him.

Who you gonna pay?