I Love You Two (จำเนียรวิเวียนโตมร)

JAMNIAN

VIVIEN

TOAMON

Please welcome the bride and the grooms,

Vivien, Jamnian and Toamon.

Would you like to say something?

Well, this is the first wedding ceremony

that involves three people.

One bride and two grooms.

I don't have much to say, except...

I will do my best.

Let's hear from the grooms.

Please say something. Who'll go first?

-I love you. -I love you.

The bride, do you have anything to say?

I love you.

I...

I love you two.

I LOVE YOU TWO

BEFORE - WEDDING

I was told this is a sacred place to pray for love.

I've come a long way for this.

If I meet the right guy, I'll give up everything

and live a modest and peaceful life.

I am not asking for much.

I'm not asking for Ryan Gosling. but he must be handsome.

SAMHAO BAR

He must have strong leadership qualities and fulfill all my desires.

It would be cute if he has a reserved nature,

but being cheerful will be a bonus.

Body type is not a big deal,

but I'd prefer someone muscular.

A muscular chest would be nice.

Man boobs are okay, but they should not be bigger than mine.

It's nice here.

Do you like your face being so close to mine?

What do you mean?

First tell me if you like it.

I do.

And I'd like someone who smells nice.

No sweaty underarms or unpleasant odor.

And if I may add,

it would be nice if he is a romantic guy.

I like your face being so close to mine,

but why aren't you looking at my face?

I feel shy when I look at a pretty face.

I think you'd better look at my face now.

You asked for so much. Such a long list.

Will God remember all that?

-Did I? -Yeah.

Let me do it again.

I pay my respects.

I won't ask for much.

I want a good man.

If he can't be exceptionally good, just good is fine.

I won't accept a bad man.

If he used to be bad, he should be reformed before he meets me.

Any degree of bad is unacceptable.

A former bad guy who is now good is okay.

I think that's long enough.

All right, that's all.

The sky is roaring.

Has God acknowledged my wish?

Don't be superstitious. You are worse than me.

You call it superstition, I call it faith.

Can you please acknowledge me again?

I'll let you be.

Don't forget to light the incense tomorrow.

Have you ever asked for a lover here?

I have.

What kind of man did you ask for?

Someone who always has time for me and can give me a ride when I need it.

-And I got one. -Really?

Samorn, I'm here.

This is my friend. She's staying with me tonight.

Hello, I am Jorakae.

As in an alligator?

Yes, an amphibian.

What's all that about?

Vivien is from your home town.

Oh, really? Are you from Udon?

Yes, I'm from Udon.

I've also lived in Khon Kaen, Yasothon,

Ubon, Nong Khai. You name it.

If you are from Isaan, why do you look like a foreigner?

My mom is from Isaan, my dad is a foreigner.

What does Vivien mean?

It's Latin, it means joyful.

My mom actually named me Wong Wien

because they met at Wong Wien Yai.

Dad said it's not a human name, so he changed it to Vivien.

I see. But how come a beautiful girl like you is single?

-What's wrong with you? -It's frustrating.

It's hard to find a good man.

Can you do this?

Fuck!

Like this?

Will you have some of my drink?

Sure, why not.

But not from the glass,

from my mouth.

Are you hitting on me or challenging me?

He's hitting on your girl.

She's passed out drunk.

Hey!

Why are you closing the door?

Somebody is going to get hurt.

Seven to one.

Let's go.

Seven to one? Trouble!

Honey...

Something's come up. We have to go.

What's going on?

Shit.

Are you really in a hurry? Isn't that too many times?

Jerk!

Who the hell are you?

Let him go.

Just let his friend go. I'm dying here.

Why the long face?

Look happy.

And smile.

Now get lost.

Jamnian, what did you do?

What was the ruckus about? You almost died.

How could I? I knew you'd help me.

Shut up. Is she the reason?

Hey.

I just want to see what she looks like.

-Do you like her? -Will you get jealous?

Have I ever?

-I'll consider her "communal" then. -Fine.

That's my friend.

CROPPED PANTS GANG SECURITY COMPANY LIMITED

Mr. Kajon, please don't hurt me. I beg you.

They don't have money. It's not my fault.

So is it my fault?

I started a security company to maintain peace for the people.

I told you to collect the street fee and you have failed.

So you have to be punished. How is it my fault?

You're asking for too much. No one can afford it.

Too much?

He makes 100, I want 90. He still has 10 left.

See, you take a lot.

How can you say that?

We are a fashionable gang. We need to dress up. We need money.

Don't you get it?

Boss, please listen to me. Let me explain.

I know you are an asshole,

but I don't think you're that bad.

You called me an asshole?

Get me the box.

What is it? The gold pliers.

What are they for? What are you going to do?

-Don, Mhen, get him. -Yes, boss.

I think we can talk this out.

What are you going to do? Boss, please don't.

I beg you. Please don't.

You are in my gang. Don't argue.

What is your assignment?

To collect the street fee.

Street fee?

Stay out of this.

If you can't collect the fee, don't come back.

Hey.

Aren't we supposed to meet Toamon and Jamnian today?

I don't see them.

They haven't been working much lately.

They're just fooling around. We have to do the job for them.

Trust me, our revenue is less this year.

I won't let that happen.

What will you do with them?

Wait for Ancestor Worship Day, then we'll talk to them.

Want to try me?

-You did it? -I never miss.

Is it my blood or the cockroach's?

Cockroaches don't have blood.

-It's mine. -It sure is.

You guys are just fooling around.

You didn't turn up for the meeting yesterday.

Why don't you act like adults? You're all grown up.

When your dads were in the gang, they never behaved like this.

Go to Mr. Kajon's house for Ancestor Worship Day on the eighth.

I heard he's collected a lot. He'll split it with us.

He's quite a bad guy, huh?

"Quite a bad guy." Is that a compliment?

A compliment. He's quite a bad guy.

He's quite good at being bad.

-What are you doing, praying? -Yes.

-Would you like to buy some incense? -Sure.

50 baht a bunch. Two for 80.

Fifty baht! Why is it so expensive?

It's imported from China. Great quality, very nice scent.

Really?

-You have ordinary incense? -No.

There are two of you, just get two.

-Can you make it 20 bhat each? -No.

Two for 60 bhat, then?

No, they are cheap. Just buy them.

Okay, 80 bhat it is.