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Big boy!
Really?
How are you?
Good.
Hello!
Thanks for letting us park here.
My pleasure.
Make sure to leave me your phone number, just in case…
No, my brother isn't home this week, the spot was empty anyway.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
No, really, at least let me give you my number.
And then give me a ring.
Hadi?
Yeah.
It's even.
It's a joke.
I was thinking we could go somewhere together.
Take the car, stay someplace overnight…
You don't have to justify yourself, it's not worth it.
-You don't have to explain yourself. -No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are.
I'm not, you are explaining yourself.
You don't have to justify yourself.
So, bon appétit.
Bon appétit.
You're spoiled.
Wait. Were you ever little?
-Did she really? -Yes.
What are you doing here? I told you not to come.
Oh, come on.
Give me a kiss.
Was that so hard?
I brought you the food from Mum, I don't have any room for it in my fridge.
Wouldn't hurt to call her now and again.
Sorry for coming like this, but I have something for Cristi from our mother.
How do you say “homemade food” in English?
I don't know.
Whatever…
There's cabbage rolls, cake, beef salad.
“Homemade food”, you loser.
Oh for God's sake…
-How was I supposed to know?
Bismillah.
Kind of like saying grace.
Well, Bismillah then. Have another.
Leave it there.
Good, no?
I don't know…
You know better.
I don't know, I leave for work in one hour.
Say it in English.
Why are you so boring?
Why don't you do something nice these days?
Take him somewhere nice.
Take him to the mountains.
Take him to the castles, Bran, Peleș.
Oh, come on, Cătălina.
Cristi!
How do you say… Four?
Four times?
Okay, I'll leave you two.
Cristi, please. I swear this is not okay. Why are you acting like this?
It's your sister visiting us. What's your problem?
Come on.
-So what was this about? -What?
This whole thing, your visit, your attitude…
-What attitude? -Oh, come on…
I was nice, he was nice, you're the one with a problem.
-I have a problem? -Yes, I was just curious.
I wanted to see for myself this phase you're going through.
-What phase? -Your gay phase.
After I get home tonight, I don't plan on getting out of bed until Monday.
I heard the weather's meant to turn bad anyway.
Yeah, but you're so old.
Oh, I forgot, I can't tomorrow.
I'm going to the mountains first thing in the morning.
With whom?
My girl, her brother and his girl.
Can't wait to have some mulled wine when we get there.
Are the slopes already open?
Yeah, man, it's been snowing for two days, that'll do.
How about the roads in those parts? Are they snowed in?
Who cares? I'll clear the snow with my bare hands if I have to.
Yeah, well, we might just have to do that, the weather's meant to turn bad.
Yo, Gym-boy, I think Cristi wants to ask you nicely
to take him along.
If you behave, maybe I will.
He could also take that Mirabela girl… Or whatever her name was.
Anca.
We don't talk anymore. We broke up.
Really?
Man, are you incapable of being with a girl?
What's wrong with you, do you beat them or what?
Why did you break up?
Whatever, some bullshit.
Why am I never home, why do I work so much,
that I'm never there, that sort of stuff.
Man, I hate that shit. I don't get it.
Mine gets pissy about that stuff too, so I ask her:
do you want food on the table, shoes on your feet?
Stop talking nonsense, man, it's not the same.
It's not like they were living together,
he had only known her for… what, two months?
Yep.
So it's not the same with you and your girl.
He's just a moron. Doesn't know how to act around a girl.
Listen to me, you call her
and tell her “Mirabela…
how about coming to the mountains with me and my colleague, Alexandru?”
She'll be on her knees, I bet.
What am I, stupid? I don't beg.
This one will die alone, man.
He'll call us to go wipe his ass when he's old.
No way, I'm not touching him.
And if we have to, we'll just send Claudiu.
Claudiu!
Don't be such an idiot.
-Hey, listen. -What?
What do you want?
Nothing.
-Why are you making fun of him? -Well, well, look who's up.
Look out the window, how lovely the city is, cars, manhole covers.
Stop pushing into me, move over!
-You're a fucking fat-ass, that's why. -Move the fuck over.
You're a disgrace to the gendarmerie.
Boss, let's take him home, he doesn't fit in the van anymore.
Shall I pull over here?
Claudiu, your hand is on the gear stick, right?
He's closer to the boss, you know.
You, as a citizen, are required by law to show us some ID…
-Only if I've committed an offence. -Is he under any suspicion?
Nobody here is under any suspicion.
This is just a procedure we have to follow.
You interrupted a screening, people bought a ticket to be here.
And you are?
The projectionist.
I'm going to ask you as well to show my colleague some ID.
Of course. I've got nothing to hide.
What do you think about this movie you're screening?
What do you mean?
Well, you're the projectionist and you don't know that this movie is filthy,
it shouldn't even be screened.
This is a movie with women mating with each other!
Let's stay calm, we're not here to review movies.
Shame!
People bought tickets! People paid for this show.
Exactly, for a cheap and dirty show!
Easy, please keep your calm.
The deputy manager will be here soon.
Great, I'd also like to talk to him.
You'd better ask those from the Gay Association for some ID as well!
Yes, we will.
Ma'am, the police will talk to everybody so we can find out what happened here.
Yes, we will.
Lord, save your people and bless the heritage…
Quite the commotion they made here.
More or less. They made a fuss, yeah.
A few said they're calling the press. And the NGOs just got here.
Great.
So here's what we should do: ID everyone who's already here
and then let them go home.
I don't think so.
Let's just get it over with, they're already filming.
Both the guys with the icons and the ones in skirts, if you get my drift.
So let's just send everyone home and that's that.
-Weren't you in the mood for a movie? -Oh yeah, I was dying for one.
I'll go see what the boys are up to. You'll stay here, right?
Where else?
I'm going for a piss. Keep an eye on them.
Be back in two minutes.
Gays out of this country!
Can you believe this?
I asked for your full name.
We've got nothing to hide!
We want to know the legal framework.
The quicker you show some ID, the faster we get out of there.
You interrupted a screening, that's what you did.
Why? Who gave you the right?
So, what's the offence?
How is it not an offence to stop people from watching a movie they paid to see?
You know what?
The police should find out who this organised group is.
Man, what organised group?
Please, stay calm.
Look at him, a man your age to get involved with the likes of…
Aren't you ashamed?
You wretched man! That's why God punishes us!
Lower your voice, please.
I hope you realise that the police need to find out
who interrupted the screening. You know that, right?
So you have to show them your ID.
But why should I give you my ID?
I'm a free citizen of this country,
I bought a ticket to see a movie.
Are you with me so far? Okay.
You should ID these fine people who came to chant the national anthem.
How about that?
You are free to do whatever you want.
Exactly. For example, to leave,
since the authorities can't handle this situation.
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