Strigoi

What's the meaning of this?

I demand to know what's going on.

You have no right to do this.

You must let us go at once.

This is not a legal court.

I do not answer to you.

- Constantin and Ileana Tirescu we find you guilty

of the murder of Florin Cojocaru

and for this crime we sentence you to death.

This is crazy.

What are you doing?

If you think we killed him call the police.

- We want real justice Constantin not the kind you pay for.

You have no proof.

We know what you did.

Please we are good people.

We have been good to you.

Torch them.

- The only thing that can help you now is a confession.

Ready?

Stop this.

You're behaving like animals.

Like ignorant peasants.

You can't bully us anymore, Constantin.

- I can still buy you, though, Mayor Stefan.

Tudor, you've never had a problem taking my money.

Are you really going to take orders from these men?

They have no real authority.

I'm an elected official.

What are you?

You can't kill me.

Got any cigarettes?

One, but I'm saving it.

Give it to me and I'll go get some more.

It's gone.

Somebody took it.

I only just got here.

You can't start blaming shit on me yet.

I smoked my own last night.

You saw me.

It was gypsies.

- Yeah, gypsies broke in and stole one cigarette.

Communists.

- Excuse, Communists broke in and stole one cigarette.

The Communists stole my dog

so he wouldn't bark when the gypsies came.

Mushka.

Mara, are you okay?

Are you sick?

What happened?

Vlad, sweetie.

What are you doing here?

Italy was shit.

Okay, yeah, it had some nice buildings,

but it was very dirty.

Dirtier than Bucharest even.

Everyone rides around on those lousy little scooters.

I mean, common on, it's not like I wanted to be a waiter

or anything, but it wasn't even a real restaurant.

All I did was fry chicken.

It was a Chicken Hut.

It was disgusting.

You need to call your mother

to let her know you got back safe.

- I'm going to stay with granddad for a bit.

You should phone her.

And you should talk to your father.

Not such a hot idea.

I mean if he was disappointed in me before,

wait until he hears about the chicken.

Your father is very proud of you.

And you want some cake?

Mushka.

Mushka.

Zea?

Radu?

Vasile?

Anyone.

Hey, there he is.

Vlad boy, come and join us.

What are you doing here?

I came to get cigarettes.

- Didn't they have any cigarettes in Italy?

What happened to Florin?

Oh a, he's dead.

I can see that.

What happened to him?

He had an accident.

We're keeping him company until the funeral.

- I thought you only had to watch the body overnight.

Three days and three nights.

- You kids don't know anything about the old traditions,

do you?

What are you going to do when we die?

Sell us on Ebay, huh?

- Well it's not as though you really believe in them either.

Florin is dead, show some respect.

Sorry, but you're not watching him

in case he turns into a vampire are you?

This isn't just about

making sure that Florin's soul is at rest.

We're marking the passing of his life

and illuminating His journey to heaven.

It's a process.

Not just an excuse to drink?

That, too.

So, why are you guys doing it?

I didn't think you were even friends with Florin?

- Somebody has to prepare for him for the long journey

and he was a little short on friends.

Miserable, old drunk.

Is he going to faint?

I don't know.

Vlad, are you going to faint?

Are you sure it was an accident?

- If you're wondering if he's a vampire is the blood

flowing back to his head.

Who cares about Florin?

How about you?

How was Italy?

I don't know, I guess it was Italian.

They've got good pizza, no?

- Yeah, they've got very good pizza and ice cream.

And the women?

Yeah, they have those too.

Nice shoes.

Nice, these are beautiful shoes.

They're Italian.

Where did you get them?

They were a present.

A present?

From who?

From my son, Mihai from Livorno.

Italian shoes, hey, let's drink to Florin.

Yeah, let's drink to Florin.

He was a drunk, contrary bastard but he survived the Nazis,

the Russians and the Communists.

And he pissed off Constantin Tirescu

so he can't have been all bad.

Noroc.

Noroc.

Sanatate.

Salute.

So, did Constantin pay you

or did he just give you fancy shoes?

What?

- I'd hate to think you sold your soul to the devil

and all you got was footwear.

What are you talking about?

This, this.

You think I'm stupid.

Florin is dead in suspicious circumstances

and suddenly you're all modeling for Vogue.

I don't understand you.

You all hate him, but you let him get away with everything.

No we don't.

Not anymore, we--

So, what happened?

What did the coroner have to say?

The doctor?

You did call the doctor?

It was a little late for that.

We called the police.

What about the cause of death?

You think Constantin would bribe you to watch the body,

unless he had something to hide?

You did notice the bruising on Florin's neck.

No, Vlad, you don't understand.

The police told us what to do.

It's all taken care of, don't worry.