HYPNOSISMIC -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

Yes, you've made a full recovery.

You're well enough to go to school.

Really?!

Now I can get back to my training!

Training? What sort of training?

The clone technique!

Watch this!

Ninjutsu, eh?

Dr. Jakurai's just the greatest, don't you think?

He's so kind to everyone, from the young to the old.

Thanks, doctor! See ya!

Dr. Jinguji, Dr. Jinguji, please report to the Orthopedic Department.

Dr. Jinguji, Dr. Jinguji, please report to the Gastroenterology Department.

Perhaps I should study ninjutsu as well...

Well, well, if it isn't Dr. Jakurai.

You're quite a popular guy.

Captain Degarashi and Detective Irihatoma.

What seems to be the problem?

We're just making our rounds.

Not even the hospitals are safe these days.

Speaking of which, the incident that took place in this hospital recently?

I hear that you're the one who resolved it, Doctor.

It was just a coincidence.

Oh, well.

I'll expose you one of these days.

My apologies.

The captain suspects that you're no ordinary doctor

and that there's got to be more to you than meets the eye.

More to me than meets the eye?

But there's no reason to think that, is there?

I'm a big fan of Matenro.

I wish you guys the best of luck!

Captain, wait for me!

This is the Shinjuku Division.

Drawn to the glowing neon and energy of this city that never sleeps,

love and desire run wild.

Nationality, sex, race, culture, values,

in this mishmash of a city, conventional wisdom does not apply.

Its people will spawn more mysterious incidents again today.

"Will you have me to yourself till morning?"

Everyone! This lovely little kitten has bought me champagne!

Hifumi! I'm cheering for you!

Keep it up, Matenro!

Thanks, people!

Shinjuku's in good hands with Matenro!

Yay!

Sorry, Doppo. Take care of these for me.

I've got a date this evening.

Okay...

I've got some plans I can't back out of either.

Okay...

Take care of these too. I... don't really have any other business to attend to.

Okay...

Hey, I hear there's gonna be a division battle.

Matenro's got Shinjuku for sure.

Jakurai's incredible, isn't he?

I'm more into Hifumi the star host.

Say, aren't there three guys on that team?

Who's the third guy again?

Hey! Watch where you're going, jerk!

Oh, forgive me.

I'm so sorry.

I wonder if I'll be okay for the division battle.

I hope I don't drag the rest of the team down.

Hi, I'm home! But wait, Hifumi's at work...

Huh?

Hey, Hifumi, you home?

Why don't you turn the lights on?

Wait.

Huh? Who's that?

That's... not Hifumi...

Ummm...

And you are?

Huh? What?

No!

I-It can't be...

Uwahhhhh!

He's dead!

P-Police...

I gotta call the police.

Wait... maybe...

Hello?

Hifumi?! Did you kill somebody?

What? What are you talking about?

Well, there's a random dead guy in our apartment, so I just assumed...

Haha, very funny.

Anyhow, I'm on my way over, so just sit tight.

What? Hello? Hifumi?

Does this mean I'm all alone with this dead guy until Hifumi gets here?

All right. I'll try not to think about anything.

I'm just an animal with a tiny brain.

What has a tiny brain?

A hippo?! No! The creature can't have a brain at all.

A creature with no brain.

Yes... something really tiny!

A water flea!

I am... a water flea.

Yes, a water flea... I'm a water flea.

Oh, spirit of the water flea... fill me with your presence.

Uwahhhhh!

Doppomine! Sorry to keep you waiting!

Hifumi...

C'mon.

So? Is there really a dead guy in there?

You idiot!

What kind of moron says the words "dead guy" in such a loud voice?

Whoa...

Doppo, who is he?

I told you I don't know.

He's got your tie wrapped around his neck, Doppo.

So, that's what you used to strangle him.

I'm telling you it wasn't me!

Well then, who did?

Huh?

It's the cops.

Things don't look good, so for now, let's get the hell outta here, Doppo.

This is so...

The texture is the exact opposite from tearing off a hunk of meat.

Instead of raging meat juices,

a soothing sweetness melts and spreads throughout your mouth.

I always thought that Belgian waffles were the best.

Little did I know that Japan's waffles had evolved so much...

Apparently in Shinjuku you can also get fluffy and creamy French toast.

What the--?!

Huh?

Looks like something went down.

Tom, we've gotta go!

Iris, I'm a street photographer.

I cover culture, not the news.

So, I'm gonna stick to "fluffy and creamy" here.

But a lot of your best work was taken at times like this.

B-But what about the fluffy and creamy--

The shop's not going anywhere!

Fluffy and creamy!

Why are the cops here?

Somebody must've called it in.

If we'd stayed there, they would've nabbed you for sure, Doppomine.

That makes it sound like I'm the one that did it.

But they'll nab you if we don't make a break for it.

That's...

But I don't see a way out of this.

Oh?

Huh?!

Dr. Jakurai!

C'mon, Doppomine!

Huh?

Huh? Hmm...

Oh!

Huh?!

That's Matenro...

What the hell's going on?

Hey Doc, perfect timing! We're so freakin' lucky!

Why are you here, Doctor?

I went over to your place because I wanted to discuss the division battle, but...

...there were cops all around.

I had a bad feeling about it, so I went around back.

What exactly is going on?

You wouldn't believe what happened.

When I got home, there was a dead guy there.

He'd been strangled by one of my neckties.

What did he look like?

Average. Medium height and build. His face and the suit he was wearing: all average.

He was so freakin' average I can't remember a thing about him.

There's something mysterious about this. No, it feels more like a trap.

You mean someone's trying to frame us?

We don't have enough information.

It's time to ask a colleague who's well-connected.

Matenro

Well, well. It's not every day I get a call from you, Doc.

Something troublesome has happened, and I was hoping you could help me out.

Do you think he's talking to...

...Samatoki Aohitsugi of the Yokohama Division!

As if I could turn down a request from you, Doc.

I'll call you right back.

You could deploy me, if you like.

Every time you get involved; you always go overboard.

Traffic Safety

Oh, I see. I understand the situation.

I'll get right on it.

In the Shinjuku Precinct... I've got two or three guys under my thumb.

Matenro

It appears that the police are after Doppo as the prime suspect in the case.

No way!

They set you up, Doppomine.

Yeah, I have a higher opinion of you now, Doppo.

I can't believe somebody hates you that much. I've gotta hand it to you!

But I never wronged anyone.

In any case, to clear Doppo's name it appears we have no choice but