Slayers Revolution

No enemy stands before me, and behind me is a pile of treasure!

Dignified attitude and doing whatever I want!

I keep on running no matter how far!

What a haul! What a haul!

That ship sure had a ton on it.

Now we can pound down some good drinks.

Hey.

Bring the booze we stole.

An entire keg.

Aye aye!

While you're at it, bring the girl we got, too.

Girl? Boss, you lecher.

Let's have her pour us some drinks before we sell her off.

Wh-What's going on?

Boss, what's happenin'?

Look! Over there!

What?

Hard to port!

Ram it in, Gourry!

Yeah, leave the rowing to me!

All right! Coming up: Fireball, extra serving!

Don't panic. Helm hard to starboard.

Aye aye, sir.

Damn it.

I don't know who it is, but it's just one ship.

Surround it and sink it!

Fire!

You think puny shots like that work against me?

Flare Arrow!

Wh-What?!

Gourry, charge!

Right on!

Wh-What kind of idiot does something this crazy?!

You ask who?

It's ridiculous to be asked for an introduction, but if you don't know me, then I'll tell you who I am.

Wh-What?

A sorceress, yet a swordsman, as well.

The great beauty and the amazing thinker.

With limitless courage and unrelenting will.

Hello?

And virtuousness I can't hide.

Great luck blessed by the gods.

Ahh...

Am I missing anything?

A bottomless stomach and fake smiles?

Anyway, I am the one who possesses all the above.

The perfect, invincible, beautiful, genius sorceress, Lina Inverse!

I'm her guardian, or maybe owner?

Gourry Gabriev.

Beautiful, genius sorceress?

Ever heard of her?

N-No.

I don't know who you guys are,

but I hope you guys understand what it means to attack us pirates with just the two of you.

You see, because of me, the number of bandits has significantly gone down.

We thought people like them wouldn't ever go extinct, just like roaches.

I guess they're an endangered species now?

Right when I was thinking I'd better start protecting them or they'd go extinct, I noticed something.

That there are pirates out there, too.

I'm going to quit picking on bandits for a while and pick on pirates, so take a note of that.

Shut your screwed up mind off.

Drag them off of there and feed 'em to the fish!

Blam Gush right off the bat!

Make sure you leave some for me, too.

Sure, I don't feel like dealing with everyone.

She's going at it.

Wow, that's amazing.

Wow, that's cruel.

They haven't changed at all.

Very like them.

Is it all right to leave them, Wiser-san?

Looks like they're more than what the rumors say.

But I still must meet them.

Okay.

Maintain course. Full battle speed ahead to the pirate ship.

So, does anyone want to keep fighting with us?

You bitch! We're famous pirates, too.

We won't go down to this.

Oh.

Looks like you've got some spine.

W-We'll just slice you up with our swords.

Show her what you've got, boys!

Don't worry.

Unlike her, I go easy on you guys.

My sword! My sword!

My sword...

Forget about that cheap stuff.

Why you...

Boss!

I brought the girl for you.

You idiot, what are you talking about in this situation?

No, actually, perfect timing.

We'll use that girl as a hostage.

Actually, you see...

No~

Help me~

What the hell is this?

You asked for the best one, so...

She says she was crowned Miss Mermaid.

What are you thinking, kidnapping one like this?!

Sell it to the aquarium?

Put a show on?

Whatever, I don't care at this point.

If you don't want her dead, then quit moving.

Oh, taking a hostage? Or fishage, perhaps?

You think that works against this heartless Lina Inverse?

That's not for you to say!

Oh no!

L-Li-Li-Lina Inverse?!

You know her?

Atrocious acts, feigned politeness, and chutzpah.

The infamous on all levels...

...the Bandit Killer...

The Demon Crumb. Even dragons avoid her. Lina the Dravoid.

W-What?

You're the one that's even banned from Hell...

The one who eats and fights... The incarnation of chaos, Lina Inverse?

The incident with Zoana Kingdom with their dragon...

And destroyed Sairaag twice... That Lina Inverse?

W-We're done for.

Why do they realize who I am when they get that information?

In my village, there's a saying that goes, "When you hit a storm, pray to a god".

"If you meet Lina Inverse, curse a god. There is no future left for you."

If you would have told us who you were to begin with,

we would have cast away all of our pride and shown our pledge of loyalty to you...

Because you said beautiful and genius and all that, we couldn't tell who you were!

You're a swindler...

I now see this world really doesn't have a God nor Buddha.

Mother!

Fine, you got it!

I'll give you what you want!

Everyone, line up here!

Sit right here! Clench your teeth together!

She'll really do it, so you'd better apologize fast.

We surrender.

Please, let us surrender.

If you beg so much...

I'm not a demon, after all.

Liar.

What was that?

H-Hey, that's...

Wh-What is that?

Fire! Sink all the pirate ships!

Following the cannons, we will come up right next to them!

Aye aye, sir!

Wh-What's going on?

What more do you want to do with us?

Those are military ships from some country.

Why are such ships here?

My ship!

You did the same thing to us.

I'm allowed to.

That flag! It's Seyruun!

Which means!

You atrocious pirates!

Raise your white flag and surrender immediately!

Otherwise, in the name of justice, I, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun will drop the hammer of justice!

That voice is Amelia's!

Lina-san! Gourry-san!

It's been a while.

Even Zel!

Why are you guys here?

We'll talk about that later.

More importantly, they're running away. Is that all right with you?

You'd better remember this, you flat chest!

Flat?!

Who are they calling a flat chest?

Who could it be other than you?

Flat chest! Flat chest! Flat chest!

Shut your mouths!

Dolph Zork!

Flat chest!

Bulls-eye!

Take that.

Didn't think it'd sell at such a good rate.

Yeah, since he bought it for 3 silver coins per kilo.

By the way, don't you think that chef had a troubled look on his face?

There they are.

We're here, Amelia, Zel.

Sorry we made you wait.

We couldn't have our army dock in this country's port, so...

So we got ourselves here on a boat.

I bet you didn't know we were there, but we were about to get caught up in your mess.

S-Sorry.

Let's not tell her that we knew they were there.

G-Good plan.

But, not like we'd die from something like that.

Y-Yes, you're right.

Anyway, you look well as always.

Yup. We're traveling everywhere in search of Gourry's sword as we have been for a while.