Sulemani Keeda

I feel pain in my heart

This evening is ...

- Hello? - Are you still sleeping?

I have not written. I mean, I was working.

So, did you write or did you work?

Writing is my job.

What about this movie?

All good. We'll shoot it.

- It didn't work out, right? - No, it's okay.

I want to tell you something very important.

Are you listening to me?

Yes, talk.

I met someone.

Co?

After getting married, I move to the States.

Okay.

After all, you promised to wait for me, Gugu.

Are you in the toilet?

No.

Do not lie! I can hear you.

It's just tap water.

That's what I mean.

I'm trying to talk to you seriously, and you ...

I'm sick of it.

I'm saying it's tap water.

This is what I hate ...

But ... Hello?

Damn!

Gugu.

Congratulations.

- By the way ...? - Nothing happens without a reason.

- How do you even know what's going on? - Everyone knows.

He's on Twitter.

He is 180 cm tall, lives in the States and drives a good car.

Thanks.

But it's lincoln. Taxi drivers have them.

Man, life is short.

Serious relationships do not fit our profile.

Forget the constant relationship.

Actors are assholes.

At the party after the shooting was over, the main character blew him away.

Rogue. He pretended not to see me.

He will spend the next season in a coma.

He's gotten so fat from writing these soap operas.

His own mother wouldn't recognize him.

He is jealous of you.

- You envy us. - What?

Just. What are you actually doing?

Movies.

Yes? What are you writing?

- They spoke. - We don't write nonsense.

- And we are? - Of course!

- You call that bullshit? - Yes.

He keeps his house by writing nonsense.

And you drink for them.

Do not get smart up.

Take it easy, guys. I am an ordinary peddler.

I go door to door with a scenario cart.

To sell them, you have to think like a salesperson.

Not like a writer. Sure? Only then will you get a job.

We don't talk to people who let themselves be kept on a leash.

You also have to earn money for this leash.

Call Dad to send you more cash.

- Don't get him into this! - You mongrel!

- Damn you! - Come on!

I am a walking failure. Sometimes I doubt I'm a writer at all.

People write books

and I can't sell the script.

Look! Non-fiction.

He reads a political novel.

Leftists, feminists, intellectuals. Let's go to fiction.

- This one is reading 1984. She probably has problems. - I agree.

Do you like Wodehouse?

Religion.

- She looks conservative. - He reads Osho.

Learns.

In my opinion, girls who read religious books are aggressive.

- Really? - I'll tell you what to do.

Walk towards it slowly. As if you are looking for a book.

Why me? Go yourself.

- You were the one the girl dumped. - I'm not going.

He is looking?

No.

Kitty. We have to go.

Damn!

Do you take care of your health?

- Listen? - What are you reading?

The healthiest dishes in the world.

A ty?

"Fight impotence ..."

It's for a friend.

Sure. For a friend?

- I really do. - I understand.

Not for me.

- Yeah. - I'm burnt.

- Look ... - Yeah?

My uncle from Byculla is a sexologist. Dr. Mahendra Vats.

You can try.

It's for...

- Colleagues. - Yes.

Nine Eight Nine ...

Okay.

Two eight six five ...

- Four, zero, two. - Thanks.

- But it's for a friend. - Sure.

Not bad! She gave you her number!

- Forget it. - What now? Will you call her?

- Come on. - Why? Shes nice.

We have a lot of work. Come.

What did you tell her?

To jest biuro Sanjaya Leela Bhansali?

- Are you Mr. Chopra, the producer? - Mr. Johar's house?

- Please. - Get out of here.

- Which of you is Mainak Dalal? - Not Dalal, only Dulal, ma'am.

I am Mainak and this is Dulal.

We work together.

Jak Salim-Javed.

- Abbas Mastan... - Tak.

- Madan Mohan. - Madan Mohan?

Mainak! Look, Mr. Gulzar's house!

- Really? - Yes.

Tell him Chhenu was here.

- So you write scripts? - Yes.

No, she is abroad.

We wanted to show him our script.

I will.

You want your ideas to be known to the world.

The title is Sulemani Keeda.

- Co, Keda”? - Sulemani!

Summarize it? Tell me what you think.

We'd love to hear your opinion.

Do you want to see your names on billboards?

To jak Love Sex Aur Dhokha i Hukumat,

z elementami Dev.D,

and the costumes will be like in Gadar.

- Can we show it to someone else? - No.

- Are you Mr. Uday? - No.

My question is ... You came to my office.

But is it ever

have you seriously considered life?

Mr. Mainak, life is not a dream. It requires a lot of us.

It's not a joke.

Listening to the rhythm of life

and translating it into your own language is a lifetime journey.

Da nam pani numer Sooraja Barjatyi?

We'll give him a script.

And Farah Khan's number? We'll give it to her too.

Sure, of course. Good luck.

With my father's blessing

I'm going on a pilgrimage

A tire has broken through on the scooter

What happened?

- Why are we standing? - Ask him.

Hey, why is he staying here?

Bo to dom Salmana Khana.

Now do you understand?

Why are we here? Let's go from here.

This is also the home of Salim Khan. Now do you understand?

- His father is a screenwriter. - That's it.

I have to go now.

Think about my words.

Consider their importance.

And when you find them,

come tell me what you understand specifically about life.

Because it is a mystery to me.

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- Good luck. - Thank you, sir.

Such a unique idea needs a famous director.

I have a friend of a producer. His name is Sweety Kapoor.

He has a son named Gonzo.

He is an original artist. He has original ideas just like you.

Meet him.

He has been working on his debut for 10 years.

Thank you.

You take care of the financial matters. I have no courage.

Me too.

His dad, Sweety, is a clown.

Good day.

- Mainak and Dulal. - Mainak and Dulal.

We had an appointment.

Nice.

Conventional but has something to do with it.

I know like you

they are probably allergic to those who don't take their sunglasses off.

Let me explain straight away. I have a cyst. Red dots.

Dad wants me to start on one of his ...

romantic comedies.

Do you know what crap movies he makes?

But I don't think so.

I attribute my artistic growth

early contact with Russian literature ...

and Eastern European cinema.

Have you heard about Tarkowski?

Yes of course.

I don't mean Lebowski.

He makes incredibly surreal films.

My debut must go ...

just in this direction.

This is what we'll do.

Did you notice that when he spoke he was only looking at you?