Better Late Than Never

Europe...

birthplace of Western civilization...

And a world of unparalleled culture and sophistication.

They're back.

Four living legends.

We got to have a walk-off, a goat walk-off.

Saddle up again...

We'rgonna get arrested.

For a European adventure

they'll never forget.

I'm outta here.

Starring TV superstar

Henry Winkler...

Oh, Bill.

Cultural icon...

William Shatner,

NFL hall-of-famer...

This is a good look for me.

- Yeah. - Terry Bradshaw.

Former heavyweight champion George Foreman.

Oh!

We're from America.

Jeff Dye as the sidekick.

Oh, Jeff, you stinky.

I'm above the birds.

Barcelona.

His shorts fell off. Oh, look at this.

- What's this? - Monkfish.

- Monkfish? - Oh.

Is that fish raw?

Just when you thought it was safe

to go back on vacation.

Better late...

This is really something to see.

Than never.

Oh, my God.

Spain, here we come. I got my red and yellow on.

The plane's about to take off.

Henry and Terry are missing.

The last thing I heard them talking about was purses.

I'm confused.

Why are we here? You're looking for what?

A man purse.

There comes a time in life

when you just have to finally

get past everything and say,

"I need a man purse."

I lost a $600 pair of prescription glasses.

- Okay. - Gone.

- Gone? - I need something

to put my wallet and sunglasses and key and stuff in.

Man purse sounded like the right thing,

so I got a blue man purse,

you know, made my eyes look good, and I like it.

Spain, here we come.

We're in Spain to have an adventure in Barcelona.

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Welcome to Barcelona, boys!

We are in Barcelona.

I know, and what a city this is for us.

It's artistic. It's thriving.

Did you see the life on the streets?

I have.

It's our kind of city, baby.

Yeah.

- Hey, look at this. - This is awesome.

We're walking down the streets of Barcelona,

and we come upon this parade

and people in these wild, gigantic heads.

We've got to be part of this.

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Man, you just can't take that boy anywhere.

There is a store that sells these heads,

and we can go and get one. Are you in?

- Yeah, I'm in. Let's go. - Are you in?

I didn't travel all the way over here to be boring.

Let's go.

It's... to be part of this parade,

we need the giant costumes.

- We want to be a part of this. - So...

Last thing this ne... group needs is another big head.

- You know this to be the place? - This is it.

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Look at this.

We want to be part of that parade.

- Really? - The one we saw?

- Are you sure? - Oh, absolutely.

Can you help us?

Yes, of course, but you have to tend the consequences.

- What are the consequences? - Ah, no, don't worry.

There's no consequences.

Boy, this is a strange place, strange place.

I'm gonna show you the shop.

This was opened in 1838. It's 179 years of history.

- This is great. - Wow.

- The iconic U.S. president. - Oh, my goodness.

It looks just like him. What's the one in the middle?

- That's Terry Bradshaw. - Oh, yeah.

Terry Bradshaw, got my own head right here. That's me, Jack.

Yeah, he lost a tooth, remember?

It's Terry Bradshaw with a missing tooth.

Even in Barcelona they're taking shots at me.

Yeah, you're gonna stop laughing when you get tackled.

Yesiree, I call my own plays and everything.

Uh-oh.

I got a big head.

Let's pick out our favorite masks...

Yeah?

And then get back in that parade.

I'm gonna choose this one.

- Do I look smart? - That's an improvement.

George, keep it.

Guys, I picked mine.

Guys?

How much is this one?

El stupido.

Yesiree, I'm wearing me.

Now, that's... that's him. Professor George.

Oh, the malevolent George.

You're waking him up.

- I have the donkey. - You're gonna be the donkey?

I think it's appropriate.

You are surely a horse's ass now.

It's a Jeff ass.

And he's so much kinder than a jackass.

- They're pretty even. - Close.

I chose myself a mask,

and the reason I did that was I've already got a giant head.

Try not to ruin the mask.

I saw Popeye, and I thought,

"Once in my life I'm gonna be strong."

I chose the chicken because the chicken goes great

with the George Foreman grill.

All right, let's get back to that parade.

This way.

This is really something to see, isn't it?

Yeah, if I didn't have this thing on,

I would be able to say the same thing.

I can't see a thing.

Do we need to turn?

Look at this, all this dancing and pageantry

right here in the streets of Barcelona.

- Yeah, yeah. - Even George is dancing.

That's an itch.

He's getting, like, an itch.

Oh.

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We haven't been here long in Barcelona,

and we've already been part of the culture.

I can't wait to see what else this city has in store for us.

If you guys want an authentic

European experience,

there's nothing more European than staying in a hostel.

- It looks hostile. - Can't we just stay

in one hotel, one normal hotel just once?

Well, no, this one is an authentic European experience,

so to answer your question, no.

- Welcome to your room. - Thank you.

- Please. - Oh, this is great.

- Bunk bed? - Yeah.

- Man. - Whose room is this?

It's a hostel, so we share the room.

Yeah, with each other.

This is carrying togetherness a little far, isn't it?

I want my own room. I want my own bed.

- You're a snob. - I want my own bathroom.

- Hey, Bill. - What is it, Terry?

Give me one "Beam me up, Scotty."

No.

- Just one. Come on. - All right, here it comes.

You ready?

- Yeah. - Whoa.

- That's Henry's thing. - Captain Kirk never said,

"Beam me up, Scotty."

Do you know that people all over the world

in every language who watch "Star Trek"

have said, "Beam me up, Scotty"?

I know, never said it. "Scotty, beam me up,"

"Two to beam up," I mean, everything else

but, "Beam me up, Scotty."

Nobody ever said, "Beam me up, Scotty."

He's never actually said, "Beam me up, Scotty."

Unbelievable.

But there were other... other phrases.

- What was your catch phrase? - Well, "We need more power."

- Ah! - "Scotty, we need more power!"

"I'm trying. I'm trying, Captain. I'm trying."

"Look at that. What's that?"

"I don't know."

Then there was always a guy in red, in a red shirt beside me.

- Yeah. - And every time a guy

in a red shirt was beside me,

you knew that guy was gonna die.

- "Oh, Jesus." - He got blown up.