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- PREVIOUSLY ON THIS SEASON OF BELOW DECK...

- YOU THROW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT

DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER IN TOGETHER,

AND JUST SAY, "GO."

TO SAIL ON THE SEVEN SEAS.

- LIVING ON A YACHT IS ALWAYS GONNA BE DIFFICULT.

- THERE'S STILL SPOTS ON THE MIRRORS.

AND THE FLOORS HAVEN'T BEEN VACUUMED.

IT GETS STRESSFUL, AND IT GETS FRUSTRATING.

- PICK UP A RAG YOURSELF, ADRIENNE.

- KNOWING THAT SAM ISN'T RELIABLE, I NEED KAT.

KAT, CHECK THE DOOR ONE MORE TIME.

KAT, COME WITH ME.

- I JUST WANT TO STRANGLE HER

AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.

- I NEED YOU TO BE WORKING RIGHT NOW.

- I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL DAY.

- I UNDERSTAND. WE'RE NOT DONE YET.

I WANT TO VERY, VERY BADLY

SHOVE THE PITCHFORK UP ADRIENNE'S ASS.

- I THINK BEN IS PROBABLY CLOSEST TO ME.

I THINK HE'S HYSTERICAL.

I MEAN, I SEE THAT MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY.

- ADRIENNE AND I HAVE ACTUALLY COME A LONG WAY.

YOU JUST TELL ME WHEN THEY'RE READY, BABY.

- SAM. - WHAT'S UP?

ALL CREW, ALL CREW.

- THE MISTAKES THAT YOU'RE MAKING COULD BE FATAL.

I GOT TO HAVE A FIRST OFFICER I CAN COUNT ON.

- I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

TO CAPTAIN DIP .

- WHEN WE'RE ON CHARTER, YOU DON'T DRINK.

KAT WANTS TO GO TO THE BAR.

KAT'S BEEN DRINKING.

THAT'S NOT TOO TOUGH TO FIGURE OUT.

- I'M CONCERNED THAT SHE'S GONNA LOSE HER JOB.

- WHEN YOU DRINK, YOU TURN INTO

A TRAILER PARK DEMONIC REFUGEE.

OW!

- IF I SEE YOU SINKING ONE MORE TIME, YOU'RE DONE.

SO IF YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT, TOUGH .

- I'M NOT TOO GOOD FOR IT. - STOP.

PUT A LID ON IT. I AM UP TO HERE WITH YOU.

- HEY, GUYS. - LET'S DRINK.

I FIND PEOPLE ATTRACTIVE

THAT ARE OUTGOING AND ATHLETIC.

YES.

- I'M LIVING IN A CABIN WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

- THEN YOU SHOULD BE HER.

- I'VE BEEN HIT BY A BUS FULL OF VODKA,

AND IT'S MADE ME DO BAD THINGS.

- ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? - WE ARE.

THERE WAS JUST, LIKE, RAGE IN HIS EYES.

- IT'S OKAY TO DRINK ON CHARTER?

- IT'S NOT OKAY TO DRINK ON CHARTER.

- ADRIENNE'S BEEN COMING TO ME LEFT AND RIGHT, YOU KNOW,

TRYING TO GET ADVICE, LIKE, WITH SAM.

"SHE'S SO ARROGANT AND SO STUBBORN,

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH," AND I FINALLY SEE THAT.

CJ AND SAM DECIDED TO GO SWIMMING OFF THE BOW.

THEY HAD A BEER IN THEIR HAND.

I WAS THINKING OF DOCKING THEIR PAY.

SO YOU CAN TAKE THE $500 AND WALK

OR YOU CAN TAKE 300, PUT THE REST IN THE KITTY,

AND STAY FOR THIS LAST CHARTER.

WE'VE GOT SIX.

- LEE'S NOT COMING TO THIS MEETING.

WOW.

EDDIE, NASH.

- YOU MISSED ME, BY THE WAY. - AND ME.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA GET TO THAT.

YOU GUYS KNOW LEE'S STANCE ON DRINKING ON CHARTER.

BASICALLY, WE HAVE TWO OPTIONS.

YOU CAN TAKE THE $500 AND WALK,

OR YOU CAN TAKE 300, PUT THE REST IN THE KITTY,

AND STAY FOR THIS LAST CHARTER.

- I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU, ALEKS.

I AM JUST GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF LEE.

- OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE AN EASY TARGET RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW?

I THINK THAT'S A LOT TO DO WITH IT.

AND YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY DRINKING IN PUBLIC

IS NOT A GOOD THING, YOU KNOW?

- I THINK IT'S DRINKING ON CHARTER,

NOT DRINKING IN PUBLIC. - WELL, BOTH.

IN PUBLIC ON CHARTER.

- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA NAME NAMES,

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE

THAT'S EVER BEEN GUILTY OF THAT.

- WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO CUT MY PAY BY ALMOST HALF

BECAUSE I HAD A BEER?

'CAUSE THAT IS COMPLETE BULL .

- WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU GUYS HAVE AN OPTION

FROM LEE THAT YOU CAN TAKE 500

AND WALK IF YOU WANT, OR YOU CAN TAKE 300--

- THIS IS WHY THIS BOAT HAS MORE TURNOVER

THAN A BAD RESTAURANT, BECAUSE OF HIM.

- IT--THAT'S . THAT IS COMPLETELY .

- AND THAT'S AGAINST WHAT HE SAID TOO.

HE SAID IF YOU DECIDE TO QUIT,

YOU GET YOUR TIP, AND YOU LEAVE.

- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. YOU GUYS ARE MISSING THE POINT.

- I CAN TAKE 300 AND STAY, OR I CAN TAKE 500 AND GO.

- NO, NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.

HE SAID GIVE THEM THE TIP, LET THEM GO.

- OH, SO THAT'S WHAT YOU NEGOTIATED WITH HIM.

- GREAT IDEA, ALEKS. - ARE YOU NOT LISTENING?

THE CAPTAIN WANTS TO FIRE YOU GUYS.

AND ALEKS JUST SAVED YOUR JOBS BY GIVING YOU--

- WHAT DOES HE WANT TO FIRE US FOR?

- BECAUSE YOU DRANK ON CHARTER.

- HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT, RIGHT, ALEKS?

HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. - YES, HE DOES KNOW THAT.

YOU'RE THE ONLY EYES.

YOU ARE THE ONLY EYES WHO SAW ME WITH A BEER IN MY HAND.

- NOT TRUE. - NOT TRUE.

WHATEVER.

- YOU CAN GIVE ME ALL THE ATTITUDE YOU WANT.

I TRY TO HELP YOU GUYS OUT.

IS THIS THAT THANKS I GET? IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I'M NOT GONNA TAKE OFFENSE TO IT.

- I'M NOT QUITTING, ALL RIGHT?

GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOUR $200 FROM MY TIP.

- THE ULTIMATE LINE HERE IS THAT

YOU KNEW WHAT THE RULES WERE,

YOU WENT AGAINST THEM... - I JUST THINK THIS IS...

- END OF STORY. - COMPLETELY THE WRONG WAY

TO GO ABOUT IT. AND, LIKE, IF YOU THINK

MY ATTITUDE'S GONNA BE BETTER ON THIS LAST TRIP

BECAUSE MY TIP'S BEEN CUT IN HALF

FOR HAVING A BEER, THEN--

- I NEED AN HOUR TO DECIDE WHAT I WANT TO DO HERE, PEOPLE.

- IS THE MONEY REALLY THAT IMPORTANT?

- I MEAN, YEAH, WHEN I JUST BUSTED MY ASS

FOR THREE DAYS AND GOT A BULL 5% TIP,

AND NOW IT'S TURNING INTO A 2% TIP?

NO, EDDIE, ABSOLUTELY NOT. - NO, NO.

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU COMPLAINING ANYMORE.

I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY COMPLAINING.

WE GOT A GODDAMN JOB TO DO.

LET'S GET IT DONE!

I DON'T GIVE A IF I HAVE $200 EXTRA.

I'M GONNA GET A JOB DONE.

- THE JOB IS ABOUT THE MONEY.

DO YOU THINK I'M HERE FOR FUN?

DOES THIS SEEM LIKE FUN?

IT'S JUST-- - WE HAVE ONE MORE TRIP.

- YEAH, NO KIDDING, AND THEN I'M SO OUT OF HERE.

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

YOU KNOW?

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA JUST PACK MY BAGS,

LIKE, YOU KNOW, SO--

- LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING TO BEAT YOU UP.

I'M--YOU GUYS ARE MISSING THE POINT THAT--

COULD YOU MOVE?

GREAT, THANKS.

THAT WAS VERY MATURE.

THEY'RE MISSING THE POINT.

- THE POINT THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED.

YEAH.

- SO, UH--SO READY FOR IT TO BE OVER.

IT'S COMPLETELY , THE WHOLE THING.

SAM. - SAM.

GOOD TO MEET YOU, GREG.

OH, WE HAVE ONE MORE CHARTER.

I'M UPSET THAT ALEKS HAS GIVEN US

THIS STUPID ULTIMATUM THAT I'M NOT WILLING

TO TAKE EITHER OPTION OF.

AND THIS GUY GREG HAS THIS GORGEOUS SAILBOAT

AND SAYS HE'S SHIPPING OUT IN AN HOUR

AND INVITES ME TO COME WITH HIM, SO...

HEAVILY CONSIDERING IT.

YOU COULD DO IT.

- I'VE BEEN OFFERED TO HOP SHIP

AND GO TO NEWPORT TOMORROW. - DO IT. THAT'S--

- OR TODAY. - TODAY, NOW.

TODAY, RIGHT NOW.

- DO IT. - RIGHT?

- DO IT. - HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK--

- THAT'S HOW I-- THAT'S HOW I'VE GOTTEN, LIKE--

THAT'S HOW I HAVE GOTTEN

EVERYTHING I'VE GOTTEN IN THIS INDUSTRY.

I'M SORT OF TORN BETWEEN THE YACHTIE WORLD

AND THE CRUISER WORLD.

I'D MUCH RATHER JUMP ON A 50-FOOT SAILBOAT

WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS AND JUST SAIL OFF,

LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD FISHING AND SURF.

- I RECKON IT'D TAKE ABOUT TEN MINUTES.

NO, TO PACK ALL OUR ST--

PROBABLY, I COULD DO IT IN AN HOUR.

ALL THESE YACHTIES WITH THEIR TIGHT KHAKIS

ON THESE BIG WHITE BOATS

NEED TO TAKE A PAGE FROM MY BOOK.

- OH, MAN, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

HE MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT.

ALL RIGHT, GREG, WELL, SIR,

IT WAS A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU.

- WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, I'M GOOD. - WHAT HAPPENED?

- I'M OUT. - WHAT?

I'M OUT.