Monkey King: Hero is Back (Xi you ji zhi da sheng gui lai / 大圣归来 / 猴王)

Once upon a time long ago, there was a Monkey King - Sun Wukong.

He had magnificent powers beyond belief.

He once created a tremendous uproar in the Heavenly Palace and angered the Jade Emperor.

Insolent Monkey!

You have broken my laws and shall taste my wrath.

Mmm, tastes pretty sweet to me.

Go get him!

Here comes Nezha!

Shoot!

Down you go!

The Monkey King had defeated the whole Heavenly Army with great victory.

Yet the Grand Buddha disliked hid defiance against the Heavens.

Since then, Sun Wukong has been imprisoned under the Mountain of Five Elements

for the last five hundred years.

But don't worry, Sun Wukong - The Great Sage Equaling Heavens won't die.

He fell asleep, that's all.

It's getting dark, everyone back on the road.

Alright!

Let's go!

Follow up!

Mind your steps!

No problem.

Be careful.

Incoming Mountain Trolls!

There are Mountain Trolls!

Down the hill!

What is it?

A child.

Poor boy.

Where are you from?

Pitiful baby.

Gracious Buddha.

Bravo!

Great!

Sun Wukong the Great Monkey King

Fights the Heavenly Kings

Great!

But Sun Wukong won't die.

Jiang Liuer!

It's you again?

Fa Ming!

Discipline your disciples!

Don't ever get in sight again!

Sun Wukong is here!

Hairy monster! Announce your name!

Jade joker, take that!

Sifu!

Liuer, what are you doing?

I am...

begging for alms.

Gracious Buddha.

Liuer.

Sifu I only hope that you can grow up diligent.

Sifu cannot always be there for you all your life.

Sifu.

For us monks all we do is to eat and fill our stomachs.

How is that different to anyone else?

Of course it's not the same!

Begging for alms is only the beginning of becoming a great monk.

Meditation, reciting sutra, and zen.

Away from arrogance and haste, be one with nature.

You see, aren't Sifu I, doing well at this?

Mountain Trolls are everywhere.

Reciting sutras don't scare them away.

What can you do about it?

I want to...

learn kung fu and knock out the Trolls.

Be quiet!

Jiang Liuer, now listen carefully.

For us monks to save the world,

we start from small deeds.

Focus on meditation, zen and begging for alms.

World is within the petal of a flower, wisdom is within the leaves.

See it, believe it, interpret it.

Everything is illusion.

Life is a self made illusion from your heart.

One foul thought drives out all wisdom.

Don't get into fights.

Now you must...

I know, sutras, zen...

No!

It's to get on with begging for alms.

Yes, Sifu!

Mountain Trolls approaching!

Shoot!

Go!

Liuer!

Liuer!

Jiang Liuer!

One, two, four...

That makes forty-eight altogether.

This one is oversized, get it out.

Boss, we still need one girl.

Here comes a girl!

A girl!

Liuer, what are you doing?

Stay out of trouble...

Sifu, run!

What happened?

Sifu, run! - Liuer!

It's all your fault!

Sifu, this way!

Sifu!

Liuer, run!

Run!

Where is that kid?

Here you go.

You fool!

Liuer, where are you?

Liuer!

Run!

What bloody baboon is that?

What are you standing there for?

Go get him!

Horsey!

Buddha, you old bastard.

You locked me up for five hundred years.

That's not enough for you?

You can't do this.

I am the Great Sage!

Great Sage Equal of Heaven!

Who's that?

Come on out!

Now!

You again?

Are you really the Great Sage Equal of Heaven?

Yeah, so?

It's him!

He really is the Great Monkey King!

I am not the Great Sage!

Stupid kid!

Great Sage!

Over there.

Thank you Master Groundhog!

Great Sage!

Wait for me!

Great Sage, what are you doing here?

Nothing, nothing at all.

Great Sage, I had just seen you talking to the Buddha's statue.

Then you must have seen...

Catch me now, you stupid kid!

Great Sage!

You must have met the Buddha himself!

Tell me, can Buddha hear me whenever I recite the sutra?

Yes. I'm sure he can.

The old man loves to poke his nose in everyone's business.

Great Sage, you must know magic!

I know.

Sun Wukong - the Great Sage Equal of Heaven.

Cast of iron with eyes of fire.

The immortal one, who can transform seventy-two times.

Your Somersault Cloud takes you a hundred thousand miles.

Pull off a strand of air and blow it.

How come nothing comes about?

By the way, Great Sage,

you also have a Power Pole.

That might pole weights ten thousand pounds.

Where is that pole of yours, Great Sage?

All the stories say that you hid it inside your ear!

Show me!

Show me!

You stupid little kid!

Chattering on and on, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Can't you just leave me alone?

Alright.

No one more question about the Power Pole!

Great Sage, does the Three-Eyed God really have three eyes?

That's amazing!

Great Sage, does God Juling really have the strength of giant?

Yes.

Are the Four Heavenly Kings really brothers?

No, they're sisters!

Then is Nezha a boy?

She's a girl.

Does the Pagoda King have a pagoda?

No!

Then are there people in the pagoda? - Jeez, no!

You ruthless Sun Wukong!

I, the Mountain Lord am here to guard you, upon Grand Buddha's order.

How dare you escape!

You? You're literally as dumb as a box of rocks!

Well now that you see I am here,

why don't you just leave by yourself?

Sun Wukong, you still bear the mark of Buddha's Punishment.

You are only a useless Monkey!

What outdated attitude is that of yours?

My fist will crush you...

Halt! Damned Monkey!

That spell!

You are going nowhere!

Don't move.

Great Sage, you see.

In the Five Elements Mountain resides strange beings.

Had that Guardian of the Dragon been unleashed?

Your Highness.

Are you saying that this hairy-faced Monkey is Sun Wukong?

I shall see for myself what sort of tricks he could pull off.

Great Sage!

You are here too!

I thought I may never find you again.