Self-Help

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Whoa! It's big!

All right, everybody, say, "Cheese!"

High five! Down low! Two slow!

Hoo-hoo! Hello!

Hi! Hello!

Special delivery.

Hello!

You guys the parents?

Yeah. Hi.

Got that credit card for me?

- Yeah, I paid already. - No comprendo, muchacho.

I got an open invoice at the register.

Are you serious?

Look at me. I'm always serious.

- Where's your manager? - Oh.

Ho, ho!

Of course.

Brian, just give him the card.

I don't like the way he's talking to me.

This your woman, Brian?

- My wife. Yes. - Mm-mm.

Punchin' above your weight, amigo.

What'd you say?

-Dad, can we open more presents? - Daddy's a little busy

-right now, hun-- -Hey, look at me. Hey.

-You don't talk to her, okay? - Brian?

Why don't you take off the mask?

- A-hooga! -What is wrong with you?

I'll handle this.

-You stay with Olivia. - You!

- I am fine. - She's fine, Brian!

Let's go. Where's the office?

You stay here.

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All right, why don't you, uh, play with your toy swing?

And we'll have pizza. Sound good?

Dig in!

[upbeat music playing over speakers]

You know what? Yeah, we got it.

-Under the wrong last name. -

Hubby will be thrilled.

I am so sorry for him.

He hates these places.

-Sometimes I just-- - Unicorn, please!

- A unicorn? - Yeah!

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

- You know what? -

I don't know what I think.

Trouble in paradise?

Paradise?

You should've cut me off

-several glasses ago. - Oh, well...

I'll inform the manager.

Hey, Livvy. Have you seen your mom anywhere?

No. I have to use the bathroom. Can you save my spot?

Sure.

[sentimental pop music playing over speakers]

["Picture Perfect Gurl" playing over speakers]

[Rebecca chuckling in the distance]

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- Oh, my God. - Mm.

- Mommy? -

- Olivia? -

Oh, fuck!

- -Hey! Shut the fuck up, dude!

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[Rebecca gasps, breathes shakily]

Olivia.

-Look at me, look at me. -

It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay.

We, uh... we can't tell anyone about this.

- Livvy? - No, no, no.

- - Okay? Okay?

-Olivia? -Okay.

Okay. Good girl. You're such a good girl.

Thank you. Aw! Good girl.

- Boo! - Asshole.

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Wow. You're, like, actually a really good kisser.

-Oh, thank you. -Uh, wait.

-What was your name again? -Um, Olivia.

-Yeah. -Time's up, Hercules.

Oh, shit. Oh, you got two for the price of one?

You know I'm down.

Oh, you wish. Come on, Liv, let's go.

Come on, what, is community college girl

too good for me?

Yes. And I bet money that that's the only time

you'll hear a girl say that word to you tonight.

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- Bye, Derek. - No-- Come on, come on!

All right. You know what? Find me later.

-Girl. -Come on! He's nice.

Didn't you, like, just meet him?

Yeah, but I just met you like a month ago

-and we're like best friends -That's different.

Um, your mom says, "Bring layers and leave early."

What? Sophie, how did you get

-my mom's number? -She called the store last week

after you clocked out. I-- I gave her my number 'cause I--

I feel like you never answer her.

She's... she's always doing this shit, it's really weird.

Honestly, I think she's just worried

about the flight tomorrow.

There's one plane, so we have to make it.

Why are you so worried about this,

-and why are you texting my mom? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't think it was a big deal. Okay?

It is a big deal.

I'm sorry. I'm honestly-- I'm just trying

to keep you out of your own way. Okay?

-Okay. Okay. -Okay? I'm sorry.

-No, it's fine. - I'm sorry.

-It's okay. -

Sophie.

One more drink? Then bed?

-Maybe two? -Two. Please.

Okay. Bye.

I have her location, Derek. I know she's in there.

Never said that she wasn't.

The plane literally leaves in an hour, Liv.

I know, Soph, I'm sorry.

I'm coming. I just have to go back and grab my--

I already did.

The Uber is waiting. Now, please.

Ready.

Text me?

- - New match.

-What? - New match.

Oh.

She's not gonna say this so I will.

-Fuck you, Derek. -Yeah, anytime you want.

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Wish I would have let you stop me.

Maybe you saw something in him I didn't?

-Not to sound like your mom... -No, no, trust me.

Sophie, you sound nothing like my mother,

she's seriously insane

-I hope you realize that. -Look at me, okay?

Avoiding just makes it worse. Okay? Always has for me.

That's our car. Let's go.

I swear, if this is some sort of silent meditation retreat,

-we're going right back home. -Fingers crossed for Ayahuasca.

Boarding doors for Gate 3

-are now closed. -Shit.

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Excuse me? Sir? Hi! Hi!

Hi.

Sorry, ma'am, I can't.

No, no, no, no! But you just said on the speaker

-we had two minutes. That was-- -Three minutes ago?

Okay, well, I... I can still see people boarding.

Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to calm down, please.

Did you just swear at me, sir?

- Oh, my God. -What? What?

Liv, can you believe this man attacking us like this?

-Sir, I'm sorry. -This is ridiculous.

-No, he's not. -Do you want to say that again,

-sir? -Oh, my God.

- -So that everybody can hear?

- It was worth a shot. -

-What? -GPS says eight hours.

Bet I can make it in seven.

I don't want to get pulled over.

Oh, come on, Liv. I have the faith for the rental.

You have the dead dad money for speeding tickets.

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- I'm sorry, that was... -Uh, it's her.

Olivia...

uh, just making sure you're on your way.

I told him I wasn't going to do this

unless you were here too... ...so, um...

please be here.

Listen, uh, I-- I know this is supposed to be

just for me, but, uh... I want it to be for us.

When was the last time you saw her?

- In person? - Yeah.

I think when she dropped me off

-freshman year. - Really?

It was right after my dad died.